Aussie Cricket

[dogmeat]

not really SA lead on first innings 241 Oz out to face new ball in second dig

[NTA]

Triple fucked. We're going down by about an innings.

[dogmeat]

@NTA 1/0

[NTA]

Yep. Thanks for your time Burnsy... What there was of it

[dogmeat]

shit shot to shit ball received an initial shit decision which was rightfully overturned on review Burns gone to a faint nick down leg side in first over and then it rains immediately

[NTA]

Good. Do that for three days

[dogmeat]

@NTA its your only fucking hope

[NTA]

Yep. Usually the weather fucks us in a bad way. Now I want it to fuck us in a good way.

I'm at work so can't watch any of it anyway

[mariner4life]

possibly my new favourite sporting image of 2016

oh, and Aus 2 down still 160 behind

[No Quarter]

@NTA said in Aussie Cricket:

Yep. Usually the weather fucks us in a bad way. Now I want it to fuck us in a good way.

I'm at work so can't watch any of it anyway

Welcome to the dark side brother! Praying for rain pretty much sums up what it's like to support the Black Caps. I hope you enjoy your time here, as I'm sure within 2 years you'll be back on the other side again.

[NTA]

Unless some serious systemic issues are addressed, I doubt it...

[No Quarter]

Voges average continues to plummet from its lofty heights, finishing with returns of 0 and 2 from this test.

[MN5]

@No-Quarter said in Aussie Cricket:

Voges average continues to plummet from its lofty heights, finishing with returns of 0 and 2 from this test.

He's well on his way to being this generations Jimmy Adams. No 50's in 11 innings now after a sensational patch.....

Strange thing is a couple more poor tests could see him dropped and at his age he'd be gone permanently yet still have a career average in the late 50s.

( Say this in your best Geoff Boycott voice )

"Crickeets a foony game"

[mariner4life]

did you guys see the video of Calum Ferguson's brother when Ferguson got out in the first? He'd flown back from the UK to watch his brother's debut, and the look of disgust when he ran himself out was priceless. I wonder what he thinks of the airfare now?

That fat lady, she is starting to warm up.

[mariner4life]

The Aussies losing wickets in clumps is now definitely a thing. They've just lost 5 for 21

[No Quarter]

Smith is fucking light years ahead of any other batsmen in Australia at the moment. He's making it look relatively easy while the rest crumble around him.

[Virgil]

Fat lady warming up, is it possible for a top order batsman other than an opener to carry his bat. Pretty much what Smith is doing for the 2nd time this match.

[Chris B.]

....6 for 22...

[Chris B.]

@No-Quarter said in Aussie Cricket:

Smith is fucking light years ahead of any other batsmen in Australia at the moment. He's making it look relatively easy while the rest crumble around him.

Thanks mate...signed Stevie S.

[mariner4life]

@No-Quarter @Virgil kiss. of. death.