NRL 2017
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Ok, only a week to go and we still haven't had any NRL players try and shag a dog, piss in front of small children or take a dump in a hotel. A lot of pressure will be going on the Sydney based players to come through with the goods.... 
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 First team named for the first Team Naming Tuesday: Warriors side to face the Knights at Mt Smart: VODAFONE WARRIORS 
 1 ROGER TUIVASA-SHECK (c)
 2 TUIMOALA LOLOHEA
 3 DAVID FUSITU’A
 4 SOLOMONE KATA
 5 KEN MAUMALO
 6 MAFOA’AEATA HINGANO
 7 SHAUN JOHNSON
 8 ALBERT VETE
 9 ISSAC LUKE
 10 CHARLIE GUBB
 11 BUNTY AFOA
 12 RYAN HOFFMAN
 13 SIMON MANNERING
 Interchange:
 14 ERIN CLARK
 15 JACOB LILLYMAN
 16 SAM LISONE
 17 ISAIAH PAPALI’I
 18 BODENE THOMPSON
 20 MASON LINO
 21 JAMES GAVET
 22 BLAKE AYSHFORD
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If we can't beat Newcastle, then we should chuck the whole season in early doors 
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Sharks v Broncos to open the season. Disappointing both of them can't lose. And as I'm typing Chad Townsend does more in one movement than he ever did for the Warriors 
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Sharks kick-start their title defence with a loss. Broncos win 26-18. For those of you playing NRL Fantasy, the top scorer was Andrew Fifita with 56 points. 
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The NZHerald is reporting that the Tigers' Tim Simona is to be given a life ban: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11809699 As a Tigers supporter; good. 
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Are the Bulldogs able to play a game at 5.30 on a Friday night because none of their supporters have jobs? 
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@mariner4life said in NRL 2017: Are the Bulldogs able to play a game at 5.30 on a Friday night because none of their supporters have jobs?  
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@antipodean said in NRL 2017: The NZHerald is reporting that the Tigers' Tim Simona is to be given a life ban: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11809699 As a Tigers supporter; good. Handy player but betting on games is a big no-no in all sports. Side-note: the police investigation into Manly appears to have gone no-where. 
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Wests are playing their best game of the season in the first game of the season - just like last year. Spanking the Bunnies 34-8 in wet weather and are saying "Who the fuck is Farah?" while doing it. In the first game, the Storm won a predictable slogfest against the Bulldogs 12-6. Jesse Bromwich fucked up his hand and will be out a few weeks. 
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Eat a dick Farah you fuckhead 
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Souths become the first team out of the running for the playoffs. Their best player Greg Inglis looks set to miss six months with an ACL. 
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What the fuck? The spoon contender Dragons just smoked the supposedly GF bound Panthers 
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@mariner4life said in NRL 2017: What the fuck? The spoon contender Dragons just smoked the supposedly GF bound Panthers Na, GF will be a repeat of the game on now - Cowboys v Raiders. 
 Heard it here first.
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First golden point game ends with a missed JT field goal that somehow turns in to a try. 
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@mariner4life said in NRL 2017: First golden point game ends with a missed JT field goal that somehow turns in to a try. Don't know what the Raiders player was doing. He seemed to think the ball would go dead and didn't bother chasing until it was too late. 

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