Black Caps v South Africa

[westcoastie]

@Donsteppa Luke FUCKING ROCHI can fuck the fuck off! why the fuck do we persist with that mother-effing muppet
best keeper in NZ this format my arse.

[Chris B.]

Yeah - we're getting smashed.

Our bowlers excluding Boult were a bit shit.

Tahir doesn't quite get a double wicket maiden, but he might as well have. Two of those are going to sink you most of the time.

[Mokey]

Here's hoping Santner and Southee can hang around for longer than five mins to least make the losing margin not so horrific.

[westcoastie]

@Mokey Anderson is an overrated useless mong. Get him outta there. Goddam. and de Grandhomme? why? why? why?

Taylor should've been playing. Shit we should've brought back Elliot for this game only. South Africans would've been mindfucked.

[westcoastie]

@Mokey Where the hell was Fergusson?

[Mokey]

68/7. Holy fucking shit.

Saffas owning us completely. Terrible, terrible batting effort.

[westcoastie]

oh FFS. #outclassed

[Mokey]

six, six, out.

Fuck me days.

[Bovidae]

Just was well Hesson isn't taking this T20 thing seriously.

Even Bruce looked lost when the ball was short of a good length.

[Mokey]

82/8.

Would anyone put money on us making it to 100?

[westcoastie]

Should've given George Worker a lash...

[westcoastie]

Southee will get a useful 40 of 18 now. thus justifying his inclusion for the next two years.

[Mokey]

Patriotic seagull answers the call to take out SA cricketers. Lol.

[Mokey]

106/8. Well I never. At least it won't be a 100 run defeat.

Wheeler gone. 9 down.

[Donsteppa]

People (and Hesson) will come up with all the stats and theories that they like, but this spoke volumes

http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/sport/2017/02/proteas-captain-faf-du-plessis-shocked-by-ross-taylor-t20-omission.html

[TeWaio]

All out 107, Tahir 5-for

[westcoastie]

Oh look Southee got 20 off 6, and then out. No surprises there huh?

[Gunner]

If there wasn't a place for Rosco in this team before this game, there certainly is now!

[Donsteppa]

@westcoastie said in Black Caps v South Africa:

Oh look Southee got 20 off 6, and then out. No surprises there huh?

Maybe he'll play in the top six ahead of Taylor now...

[Chris B.]

Rossco wanted to know what he needed to do to make the team.

Turns out, "Sit on your couch with a beer in hand" is enough.

Given Tahir's success, you've got to think that giving Sodhi a run might have been a reasonable idea.

Missed Guppy, Missed Rossco, Missed Ish.