Movie review thread...
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<p>I'd like to hear it with another singer ....</p>
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<p>OK give me half an hour, just plugging the microphone into the laptop now...</p> -
<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="Nepia" data-cid="409957" data-time="1389154165"><p>I'm with you Tim, there is something about the way he sings that annoys the hell out of me. I've got your back against the Azerbaijanis.</p></blockquote>I do like to point out to fans the sharp intake of breath he does before every line. Does ruin Muse for a few....hhhhhihhhh....
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Bones" data-cid="409988" data-time="1389165845"><p>
I do like to point out to fans the sharp intake of breath he does before every line. Does ruin Muse for a few....hhhhhihhhh....</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="Bones" data-cid="409988" data-time="1389165845"><p>I do like to point out to fans the sharp intake of breath he does before every line. Does ruin Muse for a few....hhhhhihhhh....</p></blockquote>
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<p>I do like to point out to fans the sharp intake of breath he does before every line. Does ruin Muse for a few....hhhhhihhhh....</p>
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<p>Heh heh! I hate that. It's like that guy who put all the Metallica "Yeah" together in a row. It went for 5 minutes and now it really sticks out when I listen to them.</p>
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<p>Also, I always wonder why Macy Gray "Blows Bubbles when he is not near"................................</p> -
<p>I saw the Hobbit last night. I thought it was fucking cool. Smaug is just about the coolest thing i have ever seen in a movie, looked awesome. Evangeline Lilly is fucking hot. The action sequences were fun, the backdrops their usual stunning selves. i thought it was great.</p>
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<p>I haven't read the Hobbit in at least 12 years, so the details escape, hence i don't give a fuck about some of the "inaccuracies" or inconsistencies some fuckwits fixate on. "waaaah, that guys not as big as he is in the booooook, waaaaah worst movie ever" fuck off nerd. </p>
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<p>There seem to be some cool movies coming out next year</p>
<p>The trailer for "Jupiter Ascending" looks cool</p>
<p>The new Tom Cruise sci-fi movie "Edge of Tomorrow" looks pretty good</p>
<p>"47 Ronin" looks fucking rad as hell</p>
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<p>Yeah M4L, Smaug was badass - really enjoyed the movie, The river sequence was mean, especially Bombur!!</p>
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<p>Saw Anchorman 2. It was good, much better than I'd hoped. The first half is amazing-balls imo, the whole cinema was pissing itself laughing. Second half was good but it's tough when movies set the bar high and don't quite maintain it.</p>
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So QuickFlix sent me a one month free membership, and I've been riding that pony thigh mostly just flicking<br /><br />Heavy Metal - the 1981 original. Weird as fuck. Heaps of tits n bush, but it's all pretty average animation by today's standards.<br /><br />Halo: Forward Into Dawn. Not bad actually for what was a webisode thing. I've never played the game, but I thought that was a pretty well produced item.<br /><br /><br />Related item: went and saw The Lion King production here in Sydney and it was fucking awesome as all the Disney stage musicals are. Nick Afoa was the lead, and yes he can still sing like a mofo.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Bones" data-cid="410311" data-time="1389440344">
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<p>Last Vegas. Good movie, better than I thought it would be, plus kept the missus happy. When the fuck did Kevin Kline get so old? And tall? And all the best lines?</p>
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<p>And Phoebe Cates?</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Bones" data-cid="410311" data-time="1389440344"><p>Last Vegas. Good movie, better than I thought it would be, plus kept the missus happy. When the fuck did Kevin Kline get so old? And tall? And all the best lines?</p></blockquote>
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Kevin Kline either doesn't need the money or has the worst agent in Hollywood because that guy is a a genius actor that is totally under utilised. <br><br>
Took raz jr to see Walking With Dinosaurs today. The merging of education with poorly written script and so so animation made this a bit of a clunker. Saw this in 3d so can only imagine how poor 2d is. The best thing about this movie was letting my son choose what ever he wanted, a jumbo pop corn and super size soda, and watching him devour the entire lot by himself. Both proud and ashamed at the same time. Proud he did it and ashamed of myself for letting a 6 year old drink what I assume was 1.25L of soda... -
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<p>Kevin Kline either doesn't need the money or has the worst agent in Hollywood because that guy is a a genius actor that is totally under utilised.<br><br>
Took raz jr to see Walking With Dinosaurs today. The merging of education with poorly written script and so so animation made this a bit of a clunker. Saw this in 3d so can only imagine how poor 2d is. The best thing about this movie was letting my son choose what ever he wanted, a jumbo pop corn and super size soda, and watching him devour the entire lot by himself. Both proud and ashamed at the same time. Proud he did it and ashamed of myself for letting a 6 year old drink what I assume was 1.25L of soda...</p>
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<p>Hhmm, TR Jnr is keen on this, maybe I'll see if he wants go to the Hobbit instead.</p> -
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Hhmm, TR Jnr is keen on this, maybe I'll see if he wants go to the Hobbit instead.</p></blockquote>
They tried to educate you and I appreciate that but it seemed odd. Every time a new animal is introduced to the story they freeze on it and caption it with its name. A bird narrator voiced by john leguizamo is the worst part. Not so annoying as the sloth in Ice Age but excruciatingly annoying in this.<br><br>
The weirdest thing about this movie is the opening with a paleontologist uncle played by Karl Urban taking his young niece and reluctant teenage nephew to the Alaskan forest. Seriously it goes like this, movie starts voice of bored teenager in car travelling along scenic highway, cuts to uncle and kids in car. They arrive at destination, teen opts to stay with car, not 2 seconds later he is approached by a talking crow annoyed the boy doesn't want to dig up dinosaurs with his uncle. Crow morphs into prehistoric bird and somehow this is the segue into the main story. -
<p>TR Jnr is a dinosaur nerd, so he'll like it for that at least, although if anything is wrong, I'll find out....</p>
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<p>Watched American HUstle, based on a true story apparently, all star cast; Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Fantasy Mrs Virgil (aka Jennifer Lawrence) Jeremy Renner and a cameo from Robert De Niro.</p>
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<p>Pretty decent movie, good acting, loads of cleavage to satisfy your innner M4L, lthough a little slow, just meanders along at a leisurely pace for a bit over 2 hours.</p> -
<p>Just got back from seeing Gravity in IMAX 3D. </p>
<p>Bullock was good - Clooney was better, shame he wasn't in it more. Liked all the space junk, melting space stations and re-entry sequence. Bullock is still fit even at 49!(There must be something wrong with me!) Rest of the story was average though.</p>
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<p>Am a 3D nut, so can't wait for Jupiter Ascending - the trailer for which looks fucking amazing, also Godzilla and I, Frankenstein are due out soon.</p>
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<p>Also another big-budget blockbuster due out shortly is 'Noah' with Russ the Muss Crowe and Ray da HardMan Winstone. Should be good, they've waited too long to pair these 2 up. Which one will be the winner?</p>
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<p>I've also heard that 47 Ronin is a no-go. Have liked Keanu Reeves since Speed and Johnny Nmemonic and Matrix days, so was disappointed with his latest offering.</p>
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<p>Here in UK - Robocop is due out on Feb 7th. I will be first in the queue for that - looks like that's gonna be action packed from the word go, again bloody amazing sequences if the trailer is anything to go by. Bet they're kicking themselves they didn't splash out for the 3D version though.</p> -
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<p>They tried to educate you and I appreciate that but it seemed odd. Every time a new animal is introduced to the story they freeze on it and caption it with its name. A bird narrator voiced by john leguizamo is the worst part. Not so annoying as the sloth in Ice Age but excruciatingly annoying in this.<br><br>
The weirdest thing about this movie is the opening with a paleontologist uncle played by Karl Urban taking his young niece and reluctant teenage nephew to the Alaskan forest. Seriously it goes like this, movie starts voice of bored teenager in car travelling along scenic highway, cuts to uncle and kids in car. They arrive at destination, teen opts to stay with car, not 2 seconds later he is approached by a talking crow annoyed the boy doesn't want to dig up dinosaurs with his uncle. Crow morphs into prehistoric bird and somehow this is the segue into the main story.</p>
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<p>They obviously don't use 'Princess Bride' enough as teaching material in film school. A perfect example of how to use a narrator and cut between the 'real' and 'fantasy' worlds.</p>
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Took raz jr to see Walking With Dinosaurs today. The merging of education with poorly written script and so so animation made this a bit of a clunker. Saw this in 3d so can only imagine how poor 2d is. </p>
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<p>so much this. we took the boys on Saturday (to 2D as well) and it stank. The voice actors sucked, the script sucked, the story was barely functional, just trash. the kids were bored as well. If the kids want to go, avoid.</p>
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<p>some cool kids movies coming though, the Lego movie looks fucking cool. </p>
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<p>Raz, just on the dinosaurs</p>
<p>[spoiler]I assume what happened was 10 minutes after the end of the movie, the runt got his ass kicked by one of the other big males, who then gets to be top dog, while runty was back at square one, a midget with a deformity, no girlfriend, and a very annoying companion[/spoiler]</p>
