Movie review thread...
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@booboo said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Sorry.
And?
Good. I am not alone.
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@tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
A few caps from the best film ever made.
Looks nothing like the Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
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@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Revenge
Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.
I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.
Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.
2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips
That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?
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@crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Revenge
Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.
I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.
Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.
2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips
That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?
Shallow. Just shallow.
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@catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Revenge
Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.
I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.
Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.
2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips
That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?
Shallow. Just shallow.
May I explain?
At least 1 point in the rating system on here is or Titillation (emphasis on tit)
Now if this movie scores 2.5 without nipple that makes it a potential 3.5 and maybe worth watching. If it scores 2.5 with a decent rack in full view that means the rest of the movie is a 1.5 and only worth a fast forward to find the good bits.
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@crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Revenge
Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.
I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.
Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.
2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips
That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?
Shallow. Just shallow.
May I explain?
At least 1 point in the rating system on here is or Titillation (emphasis on tit)
Now if this movie scores 2.5 without nipple that makes it a potential 3.5 and maybe worth watching. If it scores 2.5 with a decent rack in full view that means the rest of the movie is a 1.5 and only worth a fast forward to find the good bits.
Hope that helps.Having watched it and doing a lot of fast forwarding, the score would be more the latter than the former.
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@crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Revenge
Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.
I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.
Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.
2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips
That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?
Only briefly which is very annoying. The lead bloke shows his cock though if that's an option?
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@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Revenge
Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.
I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.
Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.
2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips
That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?
Only briefly which is very annoying. The lead bloke shows his cock though if that's an option?
That minus one point surely?
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@crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Revenge
Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.
I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.
Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.
2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips
That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?
Only briefly which is very annoying. The lead bloke shows his cock though if that's an option?
That minus one point surely?
I wasn't comfortable assuming your sexuality in this day and age
