The Ashes
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@donsteppa said in The Ashes:
Normal service has resumed and England are back to being a pile of rubbish. The Ashes rarely live up to the hype...
Hate to say it but the grumpy @Baron-Silas-Greenback was right, this series has been a dud overall.
@no-quarter for the fans who pay for an entertaining contest sure
But the CA accountants might beg to differ. Lots of advertising, merch and hotdog sales while us peasants were watching open wicket batting practice for hours on end in Perth Melbourne and now Sydney
But fuck it, the Aus team did all that was asked of them so good on them
Ps Kerry OKeefe was once again the best commentator in world cricket
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Fuck it's gotta be hot out there. Was at the beach first thing and it was getting into the 30s when we left around 10.
https://twitter.com/NickPfitzner/status/949716621450346498
Days above 40 are rare in the eastern suburbs. Sitting at home with the air con blazing. 42 outside.
But "feels like" is only 40.5 so all good :rolling_eyes:
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Shaun Marsh obtains women from the same place he obtains cricket selection aka "how the fuck did THAT happen?"
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Shaun Marsh obtains women from the same place he obtains cricket selection aka "how the fuck did THAT happen?"
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England clearly just want to go home.
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Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?
No doubt very different without her makeup. The interview with her at the ground have a better indicator.
And she's still fucking hot.
Speaking of fucken hot Root has gone to hospital with heat stroke. They don't play in the rain, perhaps the rules need to be changed if it's too hot?
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Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?
No doubt very different without her makeup. The interview with her at the ground have a better indicator.
And she's still fucking hot.
Speaking of fucken hot Root has gone to hospital with heat stroke. They don't play in the rain, perhaps the rules need to be changed if it's too hot?
Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?
No doubt very different without her makeup. The interview with her at the ground have a better indicator.
And she's still fucking hot.
Speaking of fucken hot Root has gone to hospital with heat stroke. They don't play in the rain, perhaps the rules need to be changed if it's too hot?
57.6 degrees is taking the piss.
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Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?
No doubt very different without her makeup. The interview with her at the ground have a better indicator.
And she's still fucking hot.
Speaking of fucken hot Root has gone to hospital with heat stroke. They don't play in the rain, perhaps the rules need to be changed if it's too hot?
57.6 degrees is taking the piss.
@antipodean said in The Ashes:
Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?
No doubt very different without her makeup. The interview with her at the ground have a better indicator.
And she's still fucking hot.
Speaking of fucken hot Root has gone to hospital with heat stroke. They don't play in the rain, perhaps the rules need to be changed if it's too hot?
57.6 degrees is taking the piss.
That can't be accurate. People die in that heat.
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Root and Bairstow doing quite well - survive to lunch.
Moeen Ali provided another short cameo - probably should have left him out - I would've.
New ball will be the big test for England's hopes of saving the test. Due in five overs. If Root and Bairstow survive it, they're a fighting chance - not least because they'll still be together quite deep into the 2nd session.
If the Aussies knock one of these two over with the new ball, it's hard to see anyone else good enough to dig in long enough to save the game.
