Awesome stuff you see on the internet

[NTA]

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<p>wow.</p>
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<p>I feel triggered</p>
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<p>LOL I think she was drunk.</p>
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<p>She was in the car just under 5 minutes. That dude was polite to a fault, and probably gave her about 4 minutes too many.</p>

[taniwharugby]

<p>Asian hula girls are hot! </p>

[Baron Silas Greenback]

<p>I actually thought it would be quite snazzy to get one for my Kia....</p>

[jegga]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="610768" data-time="1472535968"><p>
Asian hula girls are hot!</p></blockquote>
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The blonde in the video was pretty hot . Also I'm pleased cow in the car decided not to add to the gene pool, she did us all a favour.

[dogmeat]

<p>The continent of Hawaii was about the sanest thing she said.</p>

[Tim]

<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/R1pS201.png" alt="R1pS201.png"></p>
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<p>Keep rockin', my dude.</p>

[antipodean]

<p>Looks like someone's taken a sharpie to his face.</p>

[Tim]

<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/I29gc2m.jpg" alt="I29gc2m.jpg"></p>
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<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/7VjnIrx.jpg" alt="7VjnIrx.jpg"></p>

[Tim]

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<p>Looks like someone's taken a sharpie to his face.</p>
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<p>:) I love that awful beard.</p>

[Tim]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="antipodean" data-cid="611666" data-time="1472877557">
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<p>Looks like someone's taken a sharpie to his face.</p>
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<p>Fuck it, I'm going all in. That is now my official linkedin profile pic. I just need to work out how to get some vaguely eastern sounding music to autoplay now.</p>

[mariner4life]

One of my friends keeps liking his Facebook pics, and they're all like that. Super serious with that ridiculous hair colour. He's transcended douchedom

[Baron Silas Greenback]

[Tim]

[canefan]

A London plastic surgeon has built this composite picture of the ideal female face based on his patients' comments.

He needn't have bothered, it's Kate Beckinsale right?

[taniwharugby]

surely she just says shit like that to taunt guys like us..."I don't wear knickers unless I'm wearing a very short skirt..."

It's like an Interview I read with Jenny McCarthy in an FHM years back (before she became an idiot) and she was like, "oh I love giving bj's and I am very, VERY good at it"

[antipodean]

@taniwharugby To be fair I did send her a note explaining that I went commando. Now she's single she's clearly sending me messages.

[canefan]

@taniwharugby said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

surely she just says shit like that to taunt guys like us..."I don't wear knickers unless I'm wearing a very short skirt..."

It's like an Interview I read with Jenny McCarthy in an FHM years back (before she became an idiot) and she was like, "oh I love giving bj's and I am very, VERY good at it"

McCarthy is a gobshite. But I TOTALLY believe Kate...

[Bones]

Or it's Amy Acker?

[NTA]

Tim Minchin - quite a talented musician and composer - giving a speech at Uni of WA after receiving his Honorary Doctor of Letters.

[antipodean]