Stupid shit you see on the internet

Machpants

@stockcar86 probably full of cancer causing nitrates!

Stockcar86

@machpants Random thought - don't cancer cells multiply easily, so could you use those as the tissue samples for a bit more jeopardy when eating...

gt12

This is kind of equally awesome, you’re about to fist pump and all proud of yourself. Then, nope.

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taniwharugby

when subtitle transcript goes wrong...or maybe it's right, but was still wrong...

https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/124381728/i-love-salmon-hilary-barrys-kiwi-accent-leads-to-rrated-seven-sharp-subtitle-gaffe

Stockcar86

Bones

@stockcar86 crack up.

voodoo

@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@stockcar86 crack up.

@Stockcar86

What got me was the number. Like, 1-12 eggs makes sense. But 15 is a bit odd. Either they'd just done a shop that day, having discovered they were down to their last 3+ eggs, or they ducked out mid-insertion to stock up.

What strange cats

Bones

@voodoo I was making an awful play on words, but thanks for including me Mr Showoff "why wasn't he trying two dozen?"

Victor Meldrew

http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/concrete_enema#:~:text=Remarkably%2C the doctors were able,mixed in with the concrete.

voodoo

@victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/concrete_enema#:~:text=Remarkably%2C the doctors were able,mixed in with the concrete.

"I wonder what became of the concrete enema. Was it thrown away in the trash? This seems most likely. Or perhaps it's sitting in a box in a medical archive. Or, and this is my favorite idea, perhaps one of the doctors saved it to use as a paperweight"

Not a question that popped into my mind!!!

Kruse

@voodoo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/concrete_enema#:~:text=Remarkably%2C the doctors were able,mixed in with the concrete.

"I wonder what became of the concrete enema. Was it thrown away in the trash? This seems most likely. Or perhaps it's sitting in a box in a medical archive. Or, and this is my favorite idea, perhaps one of the doctors saved it to use as a paperweight"

Not a question that popped into my mind!!!

That was a fucked up read.
To be fair, the question that popped into my mind was how the shit (unintended) they got that out... and yeah, if I had that answered, the next would be where it ended up.