Stupid shit you see on the internet

[booboo]

I do hope this is real ... it's so stupid it's awesome ...

[Tim]

Dec 14, 2023  /  Sport

‘You didn’t just succeed, you Exceled’: Sydney man dubbed the ‘Annihilator’ wins spreadsheet world championship

Andrew Ngai, who works as an actuary, fends off competitors from around the globe to reclaim the event, televised live on ESPN

[taniwharugby]

@Tim big event...

spreadsheets can be thrilling ! 📈💥#excelworldchampionship #microsoftexcel

Anna Rudegeair

spreadsheets can be thrilling ! 📈💥#excelworldchampionship #microsoftexcel

[Victor Meldrew]

@Tim

Actuary : a person who regards a Saturday night out with Chartered Accountants as dangerous.

[voodoo]

@Tim said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Dec 14, 2023  /  Sport

‘You didn’t just succeed, you Exceled’: Sydney man dubbed the ‘Annihilator’ wins spreadsheet world championship

Andrew Ngai, who works as an actuary, fends off competitors from around the globe to reclaim the event, televised live on ESPN

He’s my favourite Australian sportsman

[Victor Meldrew]

Jasmine Charles  /  TheTimesWorld

28st man sues over being kicked off PE teaching course

David Lopez wants $1 million compensation from university even though he could not complete training in a US school setting

[Tim]

Nonce-alyzer:

[Victor Meldrew]

https://www.topgear.com/car-news/satire/volkswagen-set-introduce-two-factor-authentication-climate-control

[antipodean]

Pseudoscientific contradictory nonsense. Lapped up in the comments section by lonely morons. Guests like this make me not want to subscribe to podcast channels like this.

[Victor Meldrew]

David Sanderson, Arts Correspondent  /  TheTimesNews

Actor halted Hamlet after audience member opened laptop

Andrew Scott said there was ‘no way’ he could continue while the man was answering emails

“When I was playing Hamlet, a guy took out his laptop — not his phone, his laptop — while I was in the middle of ‘to be or not to f*ing be’,” Scott told the Happy Sad Confused podcast. “I was pausing and [the stage team] were like, ‘Get on with it’ and I was like, ‘There’s no way’.”

[Victor Meldrew]

Useful when you're suffering from a hernia I guess..

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[Victor Meldrew]

The mattress had actually been moved to the side of the road when we drove past this afternoon...

Molly Seaman  /  Jan 14, 2024  /  Cornwall News

Car stuck on top of mattress on A38

It caused problems on the carriageway

[Bones]

[Machpants]

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Walt, and proud! I hope some real Airborne get hold of him

[Bones]

Fuck me. I used to think Tom was a good fluffybunny. What a two faced piston wristed gibbon.

But yeah I guess I'm not forced to buy it and if he can make a ridiculous pretty penny off rich tossers then who cares?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-12972797/Tom-Kerridge-swears-customer-saying-32-fish-chips-look-like-youd-frozen-food-aisle.html

[MajorPom]

@Bones met him twice now snd can confirm two things.

1. He’s a genuinely nice guy. Don’t see much on that IG to change mind.

2. His food is colossal over priced. It’s bloody good, but it’s not 100/head good.

[Bones]

Not sure where to put this, but Jesus fuck

Graeme Murray  /  Jan 23, 2024  /  UK News

Mum-of-three, 39, collapses and dies while giving eulogy during father-in-law's funeral - The Mirror

Sarah Healey's family was left devastated for a second time in just days, when she suddenly became ill and had a suspected heart attack while reading the eulogy at her father-in-law's funeral

[Victor Meldrew]

Could go in any number of threads.....

[Tim]

[Tim]