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All Blacks v France Test #2

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    Rembrandt
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    First AB game I have ever fallen asleep to (excluding the odd 3am matches after a dozen beers)

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    • KiwiMurphK KiwiMurph

      @kev said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

      @no-quarter Akira hasn’t been selected because for all his talent he still wants to play like the game like he is 5 years old. Picking up the ball and running around the whole team to score a try. Not sure his approach would have helped today.

      Here is an idea. How about the coaches get him up to speed. Isnt that their job?

      World class talent - nah lets pick some journeymen players instead. Performances like tonight is what you end up with.

      Really not surprised by that performance when you look at the players out on the field. A lot of average out there.

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      @kiwimurph said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

      @kev said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

      @no-quarter Akira hasn’t been selected because for all his talent he still wants to play like the game like he is 5 years old. Picking up the ball and running around the whole team to score a try. Not sure his approach would have helped today.

      Here is an idea. How about the coaches get him up to speed. Isnt that their job?

      Yeah - fucking Hansen. If he was any good he'd have got me up to speed.

      I knew it wasn't my fault I never got there! 🙂

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      • RapidoR Offline
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        Rapido
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        Rugby. 13 years later still being ruined by BOD and Alistair Campbell.

        Paid money for this 15 v 14 crap.

        Accidents can happens, people can get hurt, sometimes that part of the body might be their head.

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        • Chris B.C Chris B.

          @kiwimurph said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

          @kev said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

          @no-quarter Akira hasn’t been selected because for all his talent he still wants to play like the game like he is 5 years old. Picking up the ball and running around the whole team to score a try. Not sure his approach would have helped today.

          Here is an idea. How about the coaches get him up to speed. Isnt that their job?

          Yeah - fucking Hansen. If he was any good he'd have got me up to speed.

          I knew it wasn't my fault I never got there! 🙂

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          @chris-b said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

          @kiwimurph said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

          @kev said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

          @no-quarter Akira hasn’t been selected because for all his talent he still wants to play like the game like he is 5 years old. Picking up the ball and running around the whole team to score a try. Not sure his approach would have helped today.

          Here is an idea. How about the coaches get him up to speed. Isnt that their job?

          Yeah - fucking Hansen. If he was any good he'd have got me up to speed.

          I knew it wasn't my fault I never got there! 🙂

          Give him a call, it’s never too late!

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          • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

            @chris-b said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

            @kiwimurph said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

            @kev said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

            @no-quarter Akira hasn’t been selected because for all his talent he still wants to play like the game like he is 5 years old. Picking up the ball and running around the whole team to score a try. Not sure his approach would have helped today.

            Here is an idea. How about the coaches get him up to speed. Isnt that their job?

            Yeah - fucking Hansen. If he was any good he'd have got me up to speed.

            I knew it wasn't my fault I never got there! 🙂

            Give him a call, it’s never too late!

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            @donsteppa After that effort, I think I'll phone his boss and let him know I'm available to coach for half a mill a year and endless holidays! 🙂

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              #543

              I mean we can probably all agree and circlejerk over the crappyness of the performance, however, some positives:

              • defensive lineout was superb
              • maul defence was pretty good
              • scrum was very good when Moody was subbed of for Moustache Karl
              • worst performance in years yet still get away with a comfortable win (yes, red card, but he performance was so horrendous, it's still a plus)
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                No Quarter
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                #544

                Objectively poor performance from the ABs. Worst in a very long time.

                Before the series many lamented the lack of quality in the loose forwards. Last week Luke Whitelock exceeded expectations, but this week was back in journeyman mode. I thought Squire was ineffectual last week despite what some posters said, and tonight he was again very poor before his injury. Ardie and Fifita are not test quality and never will be, why are they still there?

                The loosies were poor, but so were the tight 5. Scott Barrett could not back up a big performance last week, and Sam Whitelock had one of his worst performances in black (by his standards). Missing BBBR big time there - when the going gets tough that man gets going and some.

                Hoping Aumua gets fit and gets up to speed ASAP, as Harris is a long way off being test quality and we need a decent bench option at hooker.

                We started that match poorly with absolutely no intensity. Then the French idiot forgot the laws and didn't watch where he was going and ruined the game as a contest. And after that we decided to play Super rugby and throw it around which was just fucking braindead stuff against 14 men. I expect the ABs to be ruthless, but tonight they played dumb rugby for the full 80.

                Would things have been different had the red card not occurred? For sure, but who knows how. Chances are we would have pulled our heads out of our asses instead of treating it like a bloody training run.

                I reckon ALB is basically the only AB that comes out of that with his head held high. Jordie was OK - you can see he has all the attributes to be a fantastic player - but he was well below his potential tonight.

                DMac actually wasn't total shit, but the dropoff in class between him and Beauden is fucking massive Beauden is now one of our most important players given the lack of quality behind him.

                I'd say flush the dunny and move on, but that's the last thing I want them to do. Force the players to watch that shower of shit all week to ensure they start the game with a bit of bloody purpose in Dunedin.

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                  #545

                  As usual, Gregor Paul gets it right here.

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                  • Victor MeldrewV Away
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                    Awful performance. I wonder if it came from two of the normally most reliable AB's - Crotty & Cane - having an off-day.

                    ALB's best game in black for some time and Big Karl did OK, as did JB, but the rest ranged from OK to awful. Sam Whitelock had a shocker (by his standards) and you wonder if that affected his captaincy.

                    DMac did OK at 10 once he settled in and at least tried to grab the initiative - unlike some others you could mention. Not a starter at 10 (or 9...) though.

                    Les Frogs were superb but, cruel as it sounds, can't blame anyone but themselves for the result. You don't butcher 2 tries against NZ and hope to win.

                    Liked Gardner's reffing a lot. Consistent, communicated and kept out of the game as much as possible - which is exactly what you want in a Ref.

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                    • MrDenmoreM MrDenmore

                      As usual, Gregor Paul gets it right here.

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                      #547

                      @mrdenmore Right?

                      He took an age, reviewed the footage over and over and then revealed that he was the only human on the planet to have seen a red card offence.

                      Plenty of people around the world don't have their heads up their arses and saw from the law that's a RC all day. Blaming the ref for getting it correct is incredibly retarded.

                      Christ. He also said this:

                      A wrongly shown yellow card cost them the game last week

                      No, letting in a million tries cost them the game.

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                        What a shit game, ruined by the red card.
                        Just on the card: it was red all day. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't been watching rugby for the last 5 years. Whether it SHOULD be red is a totally different discussion.

                        The game itself resembled one of those bumbling performances against a minnow at a world cup.

                        Not many players were good. J Barrett probably my motm.
                        Squire, L Whitelock, Harris, Ardie and Fifita just aren't long term AB standard. Unfortunately the rest of the team played down to their level today too. So much sloppy, stupid shit.

                        Still not liking the midfield balance. Crotty and ALB too samey for me. Need someone who can actually bend the line a bit to provide another option.
                        Luckily Laumape, SBW and Goodhue provide that. It is just a matter of selecting them.

                        Thought this game also demonstrated why having Dmac covering BB is a shit idea. It's all well and good to want impact late in the game but when you need to cover an early injury to BB you are basically playing without a 10. That position is too important to gamble with IMO. It's not as if BB couldn't provide an impact moving to 15 late in a game if you need to change things up a bit anyway.

                        Prediction time: we are going to get murdered at the breakdown by Aust in the RC.

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                        • Victor MeldrewV Victor Meldrew

                          Awful performance. I wonder if it came from two of the normally most reliable AB's - Crotty & Cane - having an off-day.

                          ALB's best game in black for some time and Big Karl did OK, as did JB, but the rest ranged from OK to awful. Sam Whitelock had a shocker (by his standards) and you wonder if that affected his captaincy.

                          DMac did OK at 10 once he settled in and at least tried to grab the initiative - unlike some others you could mention. Not a starter at 10 (or 9...) though.

                          Les Frogs were superb but, cruel as it sounds, can't blame anyone but themselves for the result. You don't butcher 2 tries against NZ and hope to win.

                          Liked Gardner's reffing a lot. Consistent, communicated and kept out of the game as much as possible - which is exactly what you want in a Ref.

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                          @victor-meldrew said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                          DMac did OK at 10 once he settled in and at least tried to grab the initiative - unlike some others you could mention. Not a starter at 10 (or 9...) though.

                          You obviously saw something I didn’t in DMac. We had no shape with him at 1st Five. He has all the skills but can’t run a game. He plays a high risk game at the best of times, but when he’s playing there he seems to make everybody else play one as well. They didn’t have to take risks tonight, they needed patience to make the extra man tell, and they showed none.

                          BTW, Those possession and territory stats are appalling. Win or not, this wasn’t a tackle practice session.

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                          • pukunuiP pukunui

                            What a shit game, ruined by the red card.
                            Just on the card: it was red all day. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't been watching rugby for the last 5 years. Whether it SHOULD be red is a totally different discussion.

                            The game itself resembled one of those bumbling performances against a minnow at a world cup.

                            Not many players were good. J Barrett probably my motm.
                            Squire, L Whitelock, Harris, Ardie and Fifita just aren't long term AB standard. Unfortunately the rest of the team played down to their level today too. So much sloppy, stupid shit.

                            Still not liking the midfield balance. Crotty and ALB too samey for me. Need someone who can actually bend the line a bit to provide another option.
                            Luckily Laumape, SBW and Goodhue provide that. It is just a matter of selecting them.

                            Thought this game also demonstrated why having Dmac covering BB is a shit idea. It's all well and good to want impact late in the game but when you need to cover an early injury to BB you are basically playing without a 10. That position is too important to gamble with IMO. It's not as if BB couldn't provide an impact moving to 15 late in a game if you need to change things up a bit anyway.

                            Prediction time: we are going to get murdered at the breakdown by Aust in the RC.

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                            @pukunui said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                            What a shit game, ruined by the red card.
                            Just on the card: it was red all day. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't been watching rugby for the last 5 years. Whether it SHOULD be red is a totally different discussion.

                            Just listening to the post game conference and Shag's saying what a lot of people are; except in clear cases of deliberate foul play, make it yellow with automatic citing.

                            In effect, that's just raising the standard for red cards.

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                            • antipodeanA antipodean

                              Luke was invisible, and not in a Reuben way.
                              Ardie is a poor man's Pocock. Swanning about waiting for turnovers.
                              Fifita looks like he'd squat about 60kg.
                              Was Liam on the field?

                              @hydro11 said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                              The difference between scoring 26 and scoring 50 was just a bit of patience. It seemed like our idea when they lost a man was to play the game as quickly as possible. We did lots of quick taps, most of which came to nothing.

                              Or they sprinted away from any support resulting in the completely foreseeable turnover.

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                              @antipodean said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                              Luke was invisible, and not in a Reuben way.
                              Ardie is a poor man's Pocock. Swanning about waiting for turnovers.
                              Fifita looks like he'd squat about 60kg.
                              Was Liam on the field?

                              @hydro11 said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                              The difference between scoring 26 and scoring 50 was just a bit of patience. It seemed like our idea when they lost a man was to play the game as quickly as possible. We did lots of quick taps, most of which came to nothing.

                              Or they sprinted away from any support resulting in the completely foreseeable turnover.

                              Yep. Why tf tap and run deep inside your own half when a man up?

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                              • JCJ JC

                                @victor-meldrew said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                                DMac did OK at 10 once he settled in and at least tried to grab the initiative - unlike some others you could mention. Not a starter at 10 (or 9...) though.

                                You obviously saw something I didn’t in DMac. We had no shape with him at 1st Five. He has all the skills but can’t run a game. He plays a high risk game at the best of times, but when he’s playing there he seems to make everybody else play one as well. They didn’t have to take risks tonight, they needed patience to make the extra man tell, and they showed none.

                                BTW, Those possession and territory stats are appalling. Win or not, this wasn’t a tackle practice session.

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                                @jc said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                                You obviously saw something I didn’t in DMac. We had no shape with him at 1st Five. He has all the skills but can’t run a game.

                                Take your point, but we lacked shape from 1-15 (esp. 1-9). Hard to see how that can be blamed on DMac's play.

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                                • MrDenmoreM MrDenmore

                                  As usual, Gregor Paul gets it right here.

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                                  @mrdenmore said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                                  As usual, Gregor Paul gets it right here.

                                  How the hell was it a ludicrous decision? The only thing ludicrous is that headline.

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                                  • antipodeanA antipodean

                                    @pukunui said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                                    What a shit game, ruined by the red card.
                                    Just on the card: it was red all day. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't been watching rugby for the last 5 years. Whether it SHOULD be red is a totally different discussion.

                                    Just listening to the post game conference and Shag's saying what a lot of people are; except in clear cases of deliberate foul play, make it yellow with automatic citing.

                                    In effect, that's just raising the standard for red cards.

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                                    @antipodean said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                                    @pukunui said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                                    What a shit game, ruined by the red card.
                                    Just on the card: it was red all day. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't been watching rugby for the last 5 years. Whether it SHOULD be red is a totally different discussion.

                                    Just listening to the post game conference and Shag's saying what a lot of people are; except in clear cases of deliberate foul play, make it yellow with automatic citing.

                                    In effect, that's just raising the standard for red cards.

                                    For 40 years there was just Cyril Brownlie. Then Pinetree joined the AB red card club.

                                    Nowadays they're having to build new clubrooms to fit in all the members.

                                    I don't think rugby can continue to punish everyone watching with 15 onto 14 games. I think a red card for most offences needs - as someone suggested earlier in the thread - to be the player committing the offence sent from the field permanently, but able to be replaced after a period of time.

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                                      @rocky-rockbottom
                                      That’s a truly shit analysis.
                                      What about McKenzie showing that he is a world class 10?
                                      Won’t he long before he overtakes Barrett

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                                        @no-quarter said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                                        Marhsall proves once again he doesn't even have a basic knowledge of the laws. How the fuck was he an AB?!

                                        Nah, this is a load of bollocks

                                        You're talking shit man

                                        He was a fucking fine All Black no need to conflate his AB career just because of your precious opinion about mainstream media commentary.

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                                        • V Voltron

                                          @rocky-rockbottom
                                          That’s a truly shit analysis.
                                          What about McKenzie showing that he is a world class 10?
                                          Won’t he long before he overtakes Barrett

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                                          @voltron said in All Blacks v France Test #2:

                                          @rocky-rockbottom
                                          That’s a truly shit analysis.
                                          What about McKenzie showing that he is a world class 10?
                                          Won’t he long before he overtakes Barrett

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