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Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan

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  • DonsteppaD Offline
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    Donsteppa
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    Easy. Just need Williamson and Boult to make their top scores in test cricket.

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    • SiamS Offline
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      Oh for fucks sake!!

      All my great gloating to Aussies comes back to bite me on the arse.

      Oh well, at least I know this cricket team

      Come back @Gunner , false accusation mate

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      • boobooB booboo

        @paekakboyz said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

        Awww ffs. Looks like Stead is going to experience the doldrums immediately after the elation. Sigh.

        Still plenty of the match to go. A bit of rain wouldn't go astray though!

        It's the fucking desert unfortunately

        canefanC Offline
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        @booboo said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

        @paekakboyz said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

        Awww ffs. Looks like Stead is going to experience the doldrums immediately after the elation. Sigh.

        Still plenty of the match to go. A bit of rain wouldn't go astray though!

        It's the fucking desert unfortunately

        Sandstorm?

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        • DonsteppaD Offline
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          Shah 8/41.

          90 all out.

          Rain, sandstorm, and locusts?

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          • No QuarterN Offline
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            No Quarter
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            Our batting is killing us this series. The bowlers were amazing in the first test but Pakistan were always due a decent total on their home pitches. Bloody disappointing, we're blowing a golden opportunity for a rare away series win.

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            • SiamS Offline
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              #235

              Not often a follow on presents itself so emphatically these days, but 35 overs, you'd have to go for it I reckon

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              • DonsteppaD Offline
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                #236

                50 run opening partnership too...

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                • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

                  Shah 8/41.

                  90 all out.

                  Rain, sandstorm, and locusts?

                  MN5M Offline
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                  #237

                  @donsteppa said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                  Shah 8/41.

                  90 all out.

                  Rain, sandstorm, and locusts?

                  Wow. Holy fucken shit. God damn....

                  The Black Caps are truly the Scottish Rugby of cricket......which explains my year round battle with binge drinking.

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                  • Number 10N Offline
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                    Outstanding collapse from New Zealand, losing 10 wickets for 40 runs.

                    And Kane Williamson at the other end was in absolutely no bother at all.

                    The leg break to bowl Ross Taylor was a beauty that Shane Warne would have been proud of - pitched on leg and hit off. Taylor didn't ever get close to it.

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                    • Chris B.C Offline
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                      The last eight guys manage five runs between them.

                      For Fuck's Sake!

                      I don't think I ever played for a team that had a lower return - even at primary school!

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                      • antipodeanA Offline
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                        • canefanC canefan

                          @booboo said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                          @paekakboyz said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                          Awww ffs. Looks like Stead is going to experience the doldrums immediately after the elation. Sigh.

                          Still plenty of the match to go. A bit of rain wouldn't go astray though!

                          It's the fucking desert unfortunately

                          Sandstorm?

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                          Paekakboyz
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                          @canefan good track that 😁

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                          • Number 10N Number 10

                            Outstanding collapse from New Zealand, losing 10 wickets for 40 runs.

                            And Kane Williamson at the other end was in absolutely no bother at all.

                            The leg break to bowl Ross Taylor was a beauty that Shane Warne would have been proud of - pitched on leg and hit off. Taylor didn't ever get close to it.

                            SiamS Offline
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                            @number-10 said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                            Outstanding collapse from New Zealand, losing 10 wickets for 40 runs.

                            And Kane Williamson at the other end was in absolutely no bother at all.

                            The leg break to bowl Ross Taylor was a beauty that Shane Warne would have been proud of - pitched on leg and hit off. Taylor didn't ever get close to it.

                            Taylor has had this terrible habit early on defending forward to spin where his bat drifts from off to leg and a long way ( comparatively) in front of his pad. This undid him today. If you look for it you'll see it a lot early in his innings'

                            It was a good ball for sure, but Rossco should counter that

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                            • boobooB booboo

                              @paekakboyz said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                              Awww ffs. Looks like Stead is going to experience the doldrums immediately after the elation. Sigh.

                              Still plenty of the match to go. A bit of rain wouldn't go astray though!

                              It's the fucking desert unfortunately

                              PaekakboyzP Offline
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                              Paekakboyz
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                              #243

                              @booboo i hear they get rain once a year!

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                              • DonsteppaD Offline
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                                Donsteppa
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                                #244

                                Need a rain dance to make it rain for the next two days of the year.

                                For this line-up, five out is all out against the likes of Shah.

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                                  #245

                                  Shah took 10 in a day. First time this century.

                                  @mariner4life will be pleased with CDGHs return with the bat in the same way @NTA loves the Marsh boys.

                                  Man, fuck test cricket ( says MN5 completely forgetting the euphoria of last week )

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                                  • PaekakboyzP Paekakboyz

                                    @booboo i hear they get rain once a year!

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                                    @paekakboyz said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                    @booboo i hear they get rain once a year!

                                    And it rained yesterday morning according to the comms so there will be no salvation there

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                                      Taylor said on radio breakfast that they get an average of 6 days rain a year... and they've had 5 days worth since NZ have been touring. There is hope!!

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                                      • MN5M MN5

                                        @donsteppa said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                        Shah 8/41.

                                        90 all out.

                                        Rain, sandstorm, and locusts?

                                        Wow. Holy fucken shit. God damn....

                                        The Black Caps are truly the Scottish Rugby of cricket......which explains my year round battle with binge drinking.

                                        GunnerG Offline
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                                        @mn5 said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                        @donsteppa said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                        Shah 8/41.

                                        90 all out.

                                        Rain, sandstorm, and locusts?

                                        Wow. Holy fucken shit. God damn....

                                        The Black Caps are truly the Scottish Rugby of cricket......which explains my year round battle with binge drinking.

                                        I know your pain mate. I also support the Taniwha, who rival the BCs for their infamous ability to blow hot and cold.

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                                        • MN5M MN5

                                          Shah took 10 in a day. First time this century.

                                          @mariner4life will be pleased with CDGHs return with the bat in the same way @NTA loves the Marsh boys.

                                          Man, fuck test cricket ( says MN5 completely forgetting the euphoria of last week )

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                                          @mn5 said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                          @mariner4life will be pleased with CDGHs return with the bat in the same way @NTA loves the Marsh boys.

                                          false equivalence. NTA hates the Marsh boys with a passion (they are pretty underwhelming).

                                          I only give CdGH shit because i think he's a bit underwhelming, not good enough at either discipline to get a run in a test side.

                                          That said, on that deck, his brand of military medium was pretty much what we needed (okay, obviously what we needed was a really fucking good leggie)

                                          That's some collapse isn't it? The Zimbos would be embarrassed by that.

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