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  • BonesB Bones

    @mn5 said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

    @bones said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

    @mn5 said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

    84/3.....El capitaine steadying the ship.

    Clearly I'm the only sad guy keeping an eye on this on a fridee night.

    Arabic/Spanish/Scottish/Maori? Sounds like a job for Cliff Curtis.

    I log back on early on a Saturdee morning before a day of piling my house ( anyone welcome to come and help, I pay in beer ) for some startling cricket analysis and all I get is old mate @Bones getting smart.

    Love the fern πŸ™‚

    Best euphemism ever. Say hi to Mr Gayle.

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    @bones said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

    @mn5 said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

    @bones said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

    @mn5 said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

    84/3.....El capitaine steadying the ship.

    Clearly I'm the only sad guy keeping an eye on this on a fridee night.

    Arabic/Spanish/Scottish/Maori? Sounds like a job for Cliff Curtis.

    I log back on early on a Saturdee morning before a day of piling my house ( anyone welcome to come and help, I pay in beer ) for some startling cricket analysis and all I get is old mate @Bones getting smart.

    Love the fern πŸ™‚

    Best euphemism ever. Say hi to Mr Gayle.

    Sigh....if only

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      Kane getting strangled down leg, in a way, was a cruel blow. Nicholls did so well before that but threw his wicket away with a poor shot in the circumstances. Then Colins first ball was pretty much unplayable first up, and that was the middle order fightback fucked.
      Didn't see us bowl but 2 wickets is some return

      So, how to stop the Pakis getting to 250+ is going to be tricky.
      Rough first day. Turned a lot too

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      • SiamS Siam

        Kane getting strangled down leg, in a way, was a cruel blow. Nicholls did so well before that but threw his wicket away with a poor shot in the circumstances. Then Colins first ball was pretty much unplayable first up, and that was the middle order fightback fucked.
        Didn't see us bowl but 2 wickets is some return

        So, how to stop the Pakis getting to 250+ is going to be tricky.
        Rough first day. Turned a lot too

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        @siam I reckon a better batsman than Colin would have patted that "unplayable" delivery harmlessly back down the pitch.

        Colin's tour of the U.A.E. hasn't been spectacular with bat in hand....
        1,6,4,6,0,3,0

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          I was just reading this in the newspaper. Like him, or loathe him, Danny has a good gig.

          https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/108478627/have-microphone-will-travel-danny-morrison-thriving-in-t20-circus

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          • Chris B.C Chris B.

            @siam I reckon a better batsman than Colin would have patted that "unplayable" delivery harmlessly back down the pitch.

            Colin's tour of the U.A.E. hasn't been spectacular with bat in hand....
            1,6,4,6,0,3,0

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            @chris-b tough marker, fair bit of reverse first ball up. I can't condemn a man on that ball. Then again Ish did what you describe to a similar next ball

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            • BovidaeB Bovidae

              I was just reading this in the newspaper. Like him, or loathe him, Danny has a good gig.

              https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/108478627/have-microphone-will-travel-danny-morrison-thriving-in-t20-circus

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              @bovidae i played in a tournament with him in Shanghai years ago. He's quite fun to have around actually, ( not as fun as Mike Witney though).

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              • Chris B.C Chris B.

                @siam I reckon a better batsman than Colin would have patted that "unplayable" delivery harmlessly back down the pitch.

                Colin's tour of the U.A.E. hasn't been spectacular with bat in hand....
                1,6,4,6,0,3,0

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                @chris-b said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                @siam I reckon a better batsman than Colin would have patted that "unplayable" delivery harmlessly back down the pitch.

                Colin's tour of the U.A.E. hasn't been spectacular with bat in hand....
                1,6,4,6,0,3,0

                20 off 7 ... be alright if the second number was (the more usual) balls rather than innings

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                • SiamS Siam

                  @chris-b tough marker, fair bit of reverse first ball up. I can't condemn a man on that ball. Then again Ish did what you describe to a similar next ball

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                  @siam said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                  @chris-b tough marker, fair bit of reverse first ball up. I can't condemn a man on that ball. Then again Ish did what you describe to a similar next ball

                  I've just found over the years that people like Tendulkar, Lara, Williamson etc tend to receive a lot less unplayable balls than lesser batsmen! πŸ™‚

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                  • BovidaeB Bovidae

                    I was just reading this in the newspaper. Like him, or loathe him, Danny has a good gig.

                    https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/108478627/have-microphone-will-travel-danny-morrison-thriving-in-t20-circus

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                    @bovidae said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                    I was just reading this in the newspaper. Like him, or loathe him, Danny has a good gig.

                    https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/108478627/have-microphone-will-travel-danny-morrison-thriving-in-t20-circus

                    @Bones is Danny Morrison crickets Justin Marshall or is Justin Marshall Rugbys Danny Morrison?

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                    • MN5M MN5

                      @bovidae said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                      I was just reading this in the newspaper. Like him, or loathe him, Danny has a good gig.

                      https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/108478627/have-microphone-will-travel-danny-morrison-thriving-in-t20-circus

                      @Bones is Danny Morrison crickets Justin Marshall or is Justin Marshall Rugbys Danny Morrison?

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                      @mn5 is Morrison a dumb dumb when it comes to cricket laws? Maybe Marshall is in the Morrison mould.

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                        I enjoy listening to Danny. His style doesn’t work for a lot of people, but after listening to certain NZ rugby commentators having a whine about the rules, it’s always good to hear someone who sounds like he just loves the game that he’s paid to commentate on.

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                        • BonesB Bones

                          @mn5 is Morrison a dumb dumb when it comes to cricket laws? Maybe Marshall is in the Morrison mould.

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                          @bones said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                          @mn5 is Morrison a dumb dumb when it comes to cricket laws? Maybe Marshall is in the Morrison mould.

                          I've had a tough day piling. This is too cryptic for me

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                          • MN5M MN5

                            @bones said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                            @mn5 is Morrison a dumb dumb when it comes to cricket laws? Maybe Marshall is in the Morrison mould.

                            I've had a tough day piling. This is too cryptic for me

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                            @mn5 you go girl.

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                              Danny is nothing like Marshall. Danny is super optimistic, doesn't whinge about the rules, and generally backs the umpire instead of trying to make bigs calls on any of the more controversial calls. He also doesn't do over the top cheerleading for the opposition in an attempt to appear unbiased.

                              He's pretty light on any kind of in depth analysis, but TBH none of the commentators around the world are exactly insightful - I get far better insights on here.

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                                Smart stumping by Watling, Ajaz Patel has his second wicket, and Pakistan 195/7.

                                Only five of this Black Caps team was born in New Zealand. Is this the fewest ever for NZ in a test match?

                                Raval - born Gujarat, India
                                Watling - born Durban, South Africa
                                De Grandhomme - born Harare, Zimbabwe
                                Sodhi - born Ludhiana, India
                                Wagner - born Pretoria, South Africa
                                Patel - born Mumbai, India

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                                  @number-10 said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                  Smart stumping by Watling, Ajaz Patel has his second wicket, and Pakistan 195/7.

                                  Only five of this Black Caps team was born in New Zealand. Is this the fewest ever for NZ in a test match?

                                  Raval - born Gujarat, India
                                  Watling - born Durban, South Africa
                                  De Grandhomme - born Harare, Zimbabwe
                                  Sodhi - born Ludhiana, India
                                  Wagner - born Pretoria, South Africa
                                  Patel - born Mumbai, India

                                  Cool stat. Once upon a time that would have invoked an involuntary (and never thought through),"you fucken what?".

                                  Kane runs a happy ship. The bowling and most fielding has been all about persistence and concerted effort today and the Pakis haven't blown the game away like many in the past .

                                  Tea with 2 wickets to get and every run is sacred, 72 runs deficit. New ball 1 over old

                                  Good game, hopefully all hinging on our 2nd innings

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                                  • Number 10N Number 10

                                    Smart stumping by Watling, Ajaz Patel has his second wicket, and Pakistan 195/7.

                                    Only five of this Black Caps team was born in New Zealand. Is this the fewest ever for NZ in a test match?

                                    Raval - born Gujarat, India
                                    Watling - born Durban, South Africa
                                    De Grandhomme - born Harare, Zimbabwe
                                    Sodhi - born Ludhiana, India
                                    Wagner - born Pretoria, South Africa
                                    Patel - born Mumbai, India

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                                    @number-10 said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                    Smart stumping by Watling, Ajaz Patel has his second wicket, and Pakistan 195/7.

                                    Only five of this Black Caps team was born in New Zealand. Is this the fewest ever for NZ in a test match?

                                    Raval - born Gujarat, India
                                    Watling - born Durban, South Africa
                                    De Grandhomme - born Harare, Zimbabwe
                                    Sodhi - born Ludhiana, India
                                    Wagner - born Pretoria, South Africa
                                    Patel - born Mumbai, India

                                    The three best players are real kiwis though.

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                                    • SiamS Siam

                                      @number-10 said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                      Smart stumping by Watling, Ajaz Patel has his second wicket, and Pakistan 195/7.

                                      Only five of this Black Caps team was born in New Zealand. Is this the fewest ever for NZ in a test match?

                                      Raval - born Gujarat, India
                                      Watling - born Durban, South Africa
                                      De Grandhomme - born Harare, Zimbabwe
                                      Sodhi - born Ludhiana, India
                                      Wagner - born Pretoria, South Africa
                                      Patel - born Mumbai, India

                                      Cool stat. Once upon a time that would have invoked an involuntary (and never thought through),"you fucken what?".

                                      Kane runs a happy ship. The bowling and most fielding has been all about persistence and concerted effort today and the Pakis haven't blown the game away like many in the past .

                                      Tea with 2 wickets to get and every run is sacred, 72 runs deficit. New ball 1 over old

                                      Good game, hopefully all hinging on our 2nd innings

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                                      @siam said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                      Tea with 2 wickets to get and every run is sacred, 72 runs deficit. New ball 1 over old

                                      Great comeback to only be trailing by 18 runs and one wicket after the first innings debacle - though we could really have done without Tom Latham getting bowled first ball.

                                      Need our batsman all to do a lot better than they did in the first innings.

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                                      • Chris B.C Chris B.

                                        @siam said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                        @chris-b tough marker, fair bit of reverse first ball up. I can't condemn a man on that ball. Then again Ish did what you describe to a similar next ball

                                        I've just found over the years that people like Tendulkar, Lara, Williamson etc tend to receive a lot less unplayable balls than lesser batsmen! πŸ™‚

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                                        @chris-b said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                        @siam said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                        @chris-b tough marker, fair bit of reverse first ball up. I can't condemn a man on that ball. Then again Ish did what you describe to a similar next ball

                                        I've just found over the years that people like Tendulkar, Lara, Williamson etc tend to receive a lot less unplayable balls than lesser batsmen! πŸ™‚

                                        Ross Taylor's turn to be a lesser batsman today πŸ˜‰

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                                        • SiamS Siam

                                          @chris-b said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                          @siam said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

                                          @chris-b tough marker, fair bit of reverse first ball up. I can't condemn a man on that ball. Then again Ish did what you describe to a similar next ball

                                          I've just found over the years that people like Tendulkar, Lara, Williamson etc tend to receive a lot less unplayable balls than lesser batsmen! πŸ™‚

                                          Ross Taylor's turn to be a lesser batsman today πŸ˜‰

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                                          @siam Ahh - haven't been watching, but they've abandoned the script I drafted for them and we're left with a bunch of guys to bat who are likely to find quite a few unplayable deliveries! :angry_face:

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