Ashes 2019

[NTA]

Shit gets wickets. Ranga kiwi boi chases an utterly terrible delivery From Pattinson and goes to Warner again.

[Billy Webb]

England batsmen doing their level best to throw away this test.

Stokes gone now driving at a wide one: 34/4

[NTA]

@Billy-Webb don't think that qualifies as "driving". Terrible waft.

[Snowy]

@NTA said in Ashes 2019:

@Billy-Webb don't think that qualifies as "driving". Terrible waft.

Not really sure you call that. "Waft" will do but f'ing terrible school boy stuff. Bloody Cantabs.

[NTA]

Bye Ranga 2.

Hoff wrecking the Pommy batting line-up like a wrecking thing

[TeWaio]

@NTA Why Hoff? Hazelwood = Hasselhoff?

[sparky]

Absolutely extraordinary Morning Session from the Aussie bowlers. On the back foot at Stumps last night, now on the cusp of taking a 2-0 lead and retaining the Urn.

[NTA]

@TeWaio correct.

Woakes stands to be top scorer here. Prick has a way of making runs.

And Joel Wilson fucks up again. Count to 6 you dick.

[Billy Webb]

If I had a ticket for day 4 I'd be starting to worry.
If I had a ticket for day 5 I'd be considering using it to wipe my ...

Geez this is poor batting by England

[NTA]

Right on the tip

[Billy Webb]

So much for my pontificating about Starc's inclusion / exclusion.
If Pattinson, Hazelwood and Cummins are going to keep getting these sorts of results, then I'm afraid Starc isn't going to get a look in.

[NTA]

How the fuck did that miss?

[Snowy]

@Billy-Webb said in Ashes 2019:

So much for my pontificating about Starc's inclusion / exclusion.
If Pattinson, Hazelwood and Cummins are going to keep getting these sorts of results, then I'm afraid Starc isn't going to get a look in.

I'm just jealous.

[sparky]

Archer to be England's top performer with ball and bat?

[Siam]

How do you get a job being a specialist batsman at 7? If this buttler fella was any good ( at test cricket) wouldn't he be at 4?

[NTA]

23°C at Leeds right now.
25°C predicted for my place tomorrow.
Summer?

24 overs in the session (bit slow)
54 runs
6 wickets

[Billy Webb]

@Siam said in Ashes 2019:

How do you get a job being a specialist batsman at 7? If this buttler fella was any good ( at test cricket) wouldn't he be at 4?

If you have a true allrounder like Stokes, it makes it possible.

They don't come around often...

[Siam]

@Billy-Webb the luxury of a number 7 specialist batsman with one ton in 58 goes?

[Snowy]

@Siam said in Ashes 2019:

How do you get a job being a specialist batsman at 7? If this buttler fella was any good ( at test cricket) wouldn't he be at 4?

Weird ay? Balance looks wrong in that team.

[MajorRage]

@NTA said in Ashes 2019:

23°C at Leeds right now.
25°C predicted for my place tomorrow.
Summer?

24 overs in the session (bit slow)
54 runs
6 wickets

There is nothing less boring in the world than Australians who post English Summer vs Aussie winter bullshit. Only seen it 48 million times. Get a new joke FFS.

Guess what. If I wanted to live somewhere with 40 degree summers, I would!

I don't! Deal with it!