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Cricket: NZ vs Aus

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    fucking Wags. He's got a heart the size of ayers rock

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      Southee!

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        fucking Wags. He's got a heart the size of ayers rock

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        @mariner4life said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

        fucking Wags. He's got a heart the size of ayers rock

        Hard not to like the guy ay. He's rapidly becoming my favourite cricketer ever.

        That was also out every day of the week. Reviews are for "howlers" and that was one. Comms trying to defend Erasmus, but it really did look out.

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          The commentators actually haven't annoyed me too much given that we are getting done over.

          Kerry O'Keeffe seems quite knowledgeable but is irritating because he thinks he's funny and laughs at his own jokes.

          Is A Goer (I might have spelled that wrong) is pretty good, but most women with a name like that I would probably like.

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          @Snowy said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

          The commentators actually haven't annoyed me too much given that we are getting done over.

          Kerry O'Keeffe seems quite knowledgeable but is irritating because he thinks he's funny and laughs at his own jokes.

          Is A Goer (I might have spelled that wrong) is pretty good, but most women with a name like that I would probably like.

          Kerry is good value because he doesnโ€™t take himself so seriously and yet knows the game.

          Warne still grates but itโ€™s hard to argue with his more analytical comments given his record and the way he attacked in test cricket.

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            No luck from Erasmus

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              @hydro11 said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

              @Snowy said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

              The commentators actually haven't annoyed me too much given that we are getting done over.

              Kerry O'Keeffe seems quite knowledgeable but is irritating because he thinks he's funny and laughs at his own jokes.

              Is A Goer (I might have spelled that wrong) is pretty good, but most women with a name like that I would probably like.

              Kerry O'Keefe is hilarious!

              Well he thinks so.

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              @Snowy I find O'Keefe the most annoying, because he's the most Aussie flag-waving - closest to a throw-back to the old Channel 9. I guess he played with Chappelli so a bit of the arse gene was bound to rub off.

              What the Aussies have done well is get Michael Vaughan and Isa into the team - which along with having Smithy there, makes things a lot less abrasive. Also Gilchrist seems very even handed, so even though we're getting our arses handed to us we're not getting 6 hours of relentless criticism and jingoism.

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                @Snowy I find O'Keefe the most annoying, because he's the most Aussie flag-waving - closest to a throw-back to the old Channel 9. I guess he played with Chappelli so a bit of the arse gene was bound to rub off.

                What the Aussies have done well is get Michael Vaughan and Isa into the team - which along with having Smithy there, makes things a lot less abrasive. Also Gilchrist seems very even handed, so even though we're getting our arses handed to us we're not getting 6 hours of relentless criticism and jingoism.

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                @Chris-B Isa is a gem, and i am happy for her to do as many test series as there are.

                The only really annoying one is Mike Hussey. He's sort of the new Slats, with his boundless cricket-nerd enthusiasm. But for all he loves the game, he doesn't have a heap of insight. And his "lab" thing is fucking stupid for the vast majority of the time.

                Also Mark Waugh is just a relentlessly negative asshole who can basically go fuck himself.

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                  Wagner gets Head at the MCG...

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                    Erasmus does us over again. Getting an LB in Aus for a Kiwi is about as likely as me finding Painite in my back yard, which is appropriate given the Aussie captain and the name of the discoverer.

                    I had to go out but they were talking earlier about trying to get a ball tracker on the Morrison to McDermott LBW. Did that happen? Didn't actually think it was possible but would love to see it.

                    As for Kerry, just don't laugh at your own jokes, as I said, or sound like you are amusing yourself so much. It's a bit weird.

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                      Southee with a couple of junk time wickets to disguise his hundred coming up.

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                        Little bit of a mini collapse for the Aussies now, unfortunately 150 runs too late.

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                        • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                          @Chris-B Isa is a gem, and i am happy for her to do as many test series as there are.

                          The only really annoying one is Mike Hussey. He's sort of the new Slats, with his boundless cricket-nerd enthusiasm. But for all he loves the game, he doesn't have a heap of insight. And his "lab" thing is fucking stupid for the vast majority of the time.

                          Also Mark Waugh is just a relentlessly negative asshole who can basically go fuck himself.

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                          @mariner4life Hussey doesn't really annoy me too much - but, I'm usually making coffee or getting a beer from the fridge when we cross to the cricket lab. ๐Ÿ™‚

                          Agree on Mark Waugh - according to his brother, when Mark was walking off after scoring a century in his his first test he looked up at the players enclosure and said to Border - "I told you so - you should have picked me earlier", so I'm not really expecting him to take many prisoners.

                          Cleaning up the tail, but too little to late.

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                            well, we took 10 wickets, that's something right?

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                              well, we took 10 wickets, that's something right?

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                              @mariner4life wasn't looking likely an hour ago

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                                well, we took 10 wickets, that's something right?

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                                @mariner4life Last five wickets for 33!!! Pretty good even though they started slogging.

                                Lets hope we're not going to come out and find how much difference the extra speed of Starc and Cummins makes on this pitch. I.e. that we're jumping about and end the day at 40/5 or something equally awful.

                                I want to see our supposedly good players like Latham, Nicholls and Watling really stand up in support of Kane and Rossco.

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                                  @mariner4life Hussey doesn't really annoy me too much - but, I'm usually making coffee or getting a beer from the fridge when we cross to the cricket lab. ๐Ÿ™‚

                                  Agree on Mark Waugh - according to his brother, when Mark was walking off after scoring a century in his his first test he looked up at the players enclosure and said to Border - "I told you so - you should have picked me earlier", so I'm not really expecting him to take many prisoners.

                                  Cleaning up the tail, but too little to late.

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                                  Unfortunately when we are talking about the commentators we probably aren't doing well on the field.

                                  @Chris-B said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                  Cleaning up the tail, but too little to late.

                                  Yeah. Innings all over but we have to do something really special now.

                                  We pretty much have to bat for over 2 days and only bat once. Then hope that the pitch falls apart.
                                  If it does, it will be deemed dangerous and will be called off.

                                  If a miracle happens and we get a win it will be too smokey in SYD to play the decider.

                                  Supporting the Craps over the years versing Aus has made me a little negative.

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                                    @mariner4life Last five wickets for 33!!! Pretty good even though they started slogging.

                                    Lets hope we're not going to come out and find how much difference the extra speed of Starc and Cummins makes on this pitch. I.e. that we're jumping about and end the day at 40/5 or something equally awful.

                                    I want to see our supposedly good players like Latham, Nicholls and Watling really stand up in support of Kane and Rossco.

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                                    @Chris-B i have a very real feeling we will be 3 down at the close of play.

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                                      pffft hahaha the first ball is 148!!!

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                                        pffft hahaha the first ball is 148!!!

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                                        @mariner4life said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

                                        pffft hahaha the first ball is 148!!!

                                        Just gently rolling the arm over at the moment

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                                          Good work Blundell - he's out-batted Burns already!

                                          Take these little wins where you can get them! ๐Ÿ™‚

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