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Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Tasman

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    Shall we restore Carisbrook for this one? Yes we will.
    Scarfies are ready with their couches and lighters. Some accountants have travelled from Nelson with contracts at the ready.

    Old school vs the new boys

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      Otago by a thousand

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        Otago by a thousand

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        @mariner4life said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

        Otago by a thousand

        Dollars?

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          So I can now say to @Chris-B that Ta$man could have selected Loe. He played for Canterbury-> Marlborough-> Waikato -> Canterbury.

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          • BovidaeB Bovidae

            So I can now say to @Chris-B that Ta$man could have selected Loe. He played for Canterbury-> Marlborough-> Waikato -> Canterbury.

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            @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

            So I can now say to @Chris-B that Ta$man could have selected Loe. He played for Canterbury-> Marlborough-> Waikato -> Canterbury.

            I did spot that one in your team (among all the other poaches) but kept quiet.

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            • BovidaeB Bovidae

              So I can now say to @Chris-B that Ta$man could have selected Loe. He played for Canterbury-> Marlborough-> Waikato -> Canterbury.

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              @Bovidae Actually, I probably should have remembered that, since one of my friends worked for the same stock firm as Richard and moved into the company house in Seddon when Richard moved on! πŸ™‚

              However, we have future great Lomax - and I was similarly keeping quiet about Hames to the Boppers!

              There might be a couple of other Marlborough-ites that I've missed.

              However, given the great boost I've given to Ta$man's popularity on this board, I suspect we could field Jesus in our team and still not get a vote! πŸ™‚

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              • CrucialC Crucial

                @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                So I can now say to @Chris-B that Ta$man could have selected Loe. He played for Canterbury-> Marlborough-> Waikato -> Canterbury.

                I did spot that one in your team (among all the other poaches) but kept quiet.

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                @Crucial I would argue that Robinson is a Taranaki poach as he is from Thames Valley.

                @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

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                • BovidaeB Bovidae

                  @Crucial I would argue that Robinson is a Taranaki poach as he is from Thames Valley.

                  @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

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                  @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                  @Crucial I would argue that Robinson is a Taranaki poach as he is from Thames Valley.

                  @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

                  You just lost your poaches because you picked them up after they played elsewhere. First game first class is the ruling.

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                  • CrucialC Crucial

                    @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                    @Crucial I would argue that Robinson is a Taranaki poach as he is from Thames Valley.

                    @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

                    You just lost your poaches because you picked them up after they played elsewhere. First game first class is the ruling.

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                    @Crucial Remember I suggested that change so was fully aware of the consequence. πŸ™‚

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                    • BovidaeB Bovidae

                      @Crucial Remember I suggested that change so was fully aware of the consequence. πŸ™‚

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                      @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                      @Crucial Remember I suggested that change so was fully aware of the consequence. πŸ™‚

                      There is no consequence. Waikato is not Thames Valley and vice-versa.

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                      • BovidaeB Bovidae

                        @Crucial I would argue that Robinson is a Taranaki poach as he is from Thames Valley.

                        @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

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                        @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                        @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

                        So was Dan Carter.

                        Crucial might try to disagree, but Honour would be laying down the law (they called their firstborn "Mako") and Dan knows which side his bread is buttered! πŸ™‚

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                        • Chris B.C Chris B.

                          @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                          @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

                          So was Dan Carter.

                          Crucial might try to disagree, but Honour would be laying down the law (they called their firstborn "Mako") and Dan knows which side his bread is buttered! πŸ™‚

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                          @Chris-B said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                          @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                          @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

                          So was Dan Carter.

                          Crucial might try to disagree, but Honour would be laying down the law (they called their firstborn "Mako") and Dan knows which side his bread is buttered! πŸ™‚

                          They’ve been married for ages. The blowjobs stopped a long time ago.

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                            @Chris-B said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                            @Bovidae said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                            @Chris-B David Hill was an option.

                            So was Dan Carter.

                            Crucial might try to disagree, but Honour would be laying down the law (they called their firstborn "Mako") and Dan knows which side his bread is buttered! πŸ™‚

                            They’ve been married for ages. The blowjobs stopped a long time ago.

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                            @Crucial Leon had four decent first five options and Razor only had one.

                            But, somehow Danny ended up at the Blues.

                            "Just STFU Daniel. You're playing for Leon!" πŸ™‚

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                              @Crucial Leon had four decent first five options and Razor only had one.

                              But, somehow Danny ended up at the Blues.

                              "Just STFU Daniel. You're playing for Leon!" πŸ™‚

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                              @Chris-B said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                              @Crucial Leon had four decent first five options and Razor only had one.

                              But, somehow Danny ended up at the Blues.

                              "Just STFU Daniel. You're playing for Leon!" πŸ™‚

                              Or rather 'not playing for the Blues'

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                                Money can't buy a win in the Ultimate NPC.

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                                  Money can't buy a win in the Ultimate NPC.

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                                  @Nepia said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                                  Money can't buy a win in the Ultimate NPC.

                                  Yes it can. I can PM a bank account number.

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                                    Money can't buy a win in the Ultimate NPC.

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                                    @Nepia said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                                    Money can't buy a win in the Ultimate NPC.

                                    Someone has obviously paid 21 other feckers to vote for Otago! πŸ™‚

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                                      Marc Ellis has six tries in this game. Jamie Joseph gets a red off the bench and Otago still wins.

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                                        Marc Ellis has six tries in this game. Jamie Joseph gets a red off the bench and Otago still wins.

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                                        @shark said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                                        Marc Ellis has six tries in this game. Jamie Joseph gets a red off the bench and Otago still wins.

                                        Cooke and Timu walk off the field to eat pies and lament the fact they weren't selected in the Magpies team.

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                                          Marc Ellis has six tries in this game. Jamie Joseph gets a red off the bench and Otago still wins.

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                                          @shark said in Ultimate NPC: Round 1 Otaaaaaago v Ta$man:

                                          Marc Ellis has six tries in this game. Jamie Joseph gets a red off the bench and Otago still wins.

                                          Ellis is an 82kg midget, marking 105kg Kieron Fonotia.

                                          He's going to get ploughed deeper into the dirt than Fonotia ploughed the teenaged Jack Goodhue in 2014!

                                          Jamie is from Marlborough originally, so he's going to come out looking for red! πŸ™‚

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