Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11

[nzzp]

well people, despite the unusual selections, I'm amped. First AB game fo the year.

Brewing already, hash browns for breakfast, warm up with some NCAA this afternoon and then a bottle of vino, some craft beers and the first Test of the year! Charcoal steak for dinner

If this isn't happiness, I don't know what is. Roll on 2021, but a nice big win would suit me down to the ground right now

edit: selections, not suggestions. damn autocorrect.

[shark]

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

[nzzp]

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

@nta has entered the chat

[MN5]

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

[nzzp]

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

in fairness, it'll be shared with others. But a Test requires a decent drop as well I reckon. And given the Crafties are on tap in my house, it'll be one or two. Big day at work tomorrow.

[shark]

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

[nzzp]

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

[canefan]

@nzzp said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

Would be like trying to eat one piece of vegan bacon

[Bovidae]

@antipodean said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@booboo said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@sparky said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@Duluth said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

Simple Aussie game plan - hurt Mo’unga

Who goes to 10 if Richie Mo'unga goes down in the second minute? DMac, TJP or Jordie. None fill me with confidence as Test First Fives.

DMac

The thought of that would give me nightmares

The last time DMac played at 1st 5 for the ABs they put 50 pts on France.

[sparky]

2020 has been a ##cking awful year. But I'm pumped that we're going to see the All Blacks in Test action. Thank you to everyone whose hard work made this possible.

[Victor Meldrew]

@nzzp

Yeah, looking forward to it as well. It will be 4am in the UK. Time to reminisce about all those all-night parties I used to go to watch games against Sth Africa & the 6N's in my youth.

Probbly take the laptop to the bedroom and watch it from there if I wake up in time. Sadly too old for beers at that hour.. Perhaps a dash of Johnnie Walker with my coffee.

[MN5]

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Any Ferner who drinks those deserves a life ban

[Machpants]

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

Would be like trying to eat one piece of vegan bacon

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

Would be like trying to eat one piece of vegan bacon

Put some inverted commas around bacon there, FFS

[kiwiinmelb]

Looking forward to the game , hopefully it’s a good one ,

We are still in lockdown here , might celebrate with a walk around the block

[canefan]

@Machpants said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

Would be like trying to eat one piece of vegan bacon

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

Would be like trying to eat one piece of vegan bacon

Put some inverted commas around bacon there, FFS

A crime against god

[Machpants]

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@Machpants said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

Would be like trying to eat one piece of vegan bacon

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

Would be like trying to eat one piece of vegan bacon

Put some inverted commas around bacon there, FFS

A crime against god

[shark]

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@Machpants said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

Would be like trying to eat one piece of vegan bacon

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

Would be like trying to eat one piece of vegan bacon

Put some inverted commas around bacon there, FFS

A crime against god

True, but also, wtf re supposedly cooking some form of multi-stacked BLT in a toasted sandwich press as evidenced by the grill marks??

[canefan]

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@Machpants said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

Would be like trying to eat one piece of vegan bacon

@canefan said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@MN5 said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@shark said in Bledisloe One: Wellington, October 11:

@nzzp you're going to smash a bottle of plonk pre-game, then tuck into some crafties and still hope to be able to cook a decent steak? Righto.

Also, rugby, beer and red meat? Why don't you just tell us all you're going to "chuck one in the missus" for full effect?

We’re not all lightweights on the booze like you shark. He probably won’t even have a hangover tomorrow either

Is it not normal to be hung TF after 6 Heineken 00s??

Honestly I'm just impressed you can drink that many 00 in a row

Would be like trying to eat one piece of vegan bacon

Put some inverted commas around bacon there, FFS

A crime against god

True, but also, wtf re supposedly cooking some form of multi-stacked BLT in a toasted sandwich press as evidenced by the grill marks??

They're vegans, they don't know what the fark good food looks or tastes like

[Stargazer]

Another one out.

https://twitter.com/AllBlacks/status/1315056156436426755

[Canes4life]

@Stargazer I prefer Lomax so it's not too much of a loss IMO. He also gets to debut on his home patch so it actually works out well.