Grumpy Old Man

[Victor Meldrew]

Thorn-proof gardening gloves which fucking well aren't.

[MN5]

Cyclists full stop can all fuck off and die.

Apart from my Dad, but the rest can !

fluffybunnies.

[Machpants]

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

Cyclists full stop can all fuck off and die.

Apart from my Dad, but the rest can !

fluffybunnies.

Lazy fluffybunny, get out of your car and ride

[MN5]

@Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

Cyclists full stop can all fuck off and die.

Apart from my Dad, but the rest can !

fluffybunnies.

Lazy fluffybunny, get out of your car and ride

I’m a #powerathlete I might lose my #gainz

[JC]

I have a black BMW SUV. Fucking nippy as. Squeezes into really tight spaces after I overtake, but safe because I’m an awesome driver.

I get so angry that people don’t recognise this.

[Machpants]

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

Cyclists full stop can all fuck off and die.

Apart from my Dad, but the rest can !

fluffybunnies.

Lazy fluffybunny, get out of your car and ride

I’m a #powerathlete I might lose my #gainz

Fat bottomed girls dude, all that's required

[taniwharugby]

@Nepia those people are my kids...I tell them every day to turn the lights off

[booboo]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

fluffybunnies who forget half the stuff they were going to post cos it takes so long.

Anyone in particular?

[Bones]

@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

fluffybunnies who forget half the stuff they were going to post cos it takes so long.

Anyone in particular?

[booboo]

fluffybunnies who start a thread when there is already in in existence

[nostrildamus]

I'm walking along a path, on the left, and a cyclist, who has plenty of space, dings their bell, totally unnecessary. Ding when you need to, man. Otherwise get offa my meditative walking cloud.

[Bones]

@nostrildamus that's all well and good until you break into dance and they collide with you.

[nostrildamus]

@Bones they don't call me the Hadron collider at the local disco for nothing..

[Bones]

@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

Hadron

You spelt it wrong. But hey each to their own.

[Bones]

People who say "worldwind" instead of whirlwind.

[chimoaus]

@booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

fluffybunnies who start a thread when there is already in in existence

fluffybunnies who don't proofread their posts.

[Machpants]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who say "worldwind" instead of whirlwind.

Specific instead of Pacific
Exspecially
Expresso
Yous

[chimoaus]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who say "worldwind" instead of whirlwind.

People who say awesome instead of owesome.

[Catogrande]

The sub epithet “Gate” for any so called scandal.

[chimoaus]

@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

The sub epithet “Gate” for any so called scandal.

People who use words that are clearly made up.