Grumpy Old Man
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@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@rancid-schnitzel ah actually I have serious problems based on this simple issue, like, no career, no income.
I’m sure you’ll be fine to travel when the world opens up again in 2038. I totally agree that the vaccine rollout has been a debacle but unless you’re in an at risk group I think there are other things to be grumpy about. Like paper straws and ginger cats that dump a live rat in your bed.
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Two days ago I walked smack bang into a glass door. Didn't know it was there until I head butted the thing at full tilt. The look on Mrs Crazy"s face was priceless.
Today I discovered I have quite the wee collection of grey chest hairs sprouting. They match my ear hairs.
Surely things can only get better from here right?
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@crazy-horse flash fluffybunny with glass doors in his house
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@bones wasn't my house. It was a hotel.
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@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones wasn't my house. It was a hotel.
flash fluffybunny staying at a hotel
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@crazy-horse and to answer your question: no
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@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones wasn't my house. It was a hotel.
yeah so that joke fell flat, quelle surprise.
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I'm a GYW (grumpy young woman) today, had hardly any sleep last night for various reasons... Main one being that around 1.30am all I could hear was Eid fireworks for about an hour. How is that legal!? Karening hard today and I don't care.
Edit: and yes I hate fireworks in general, they scare my dog
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@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Surely things can only get better from here right?
No. You still have the nostril hair thing to endure.
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
Edit: and yes I hate fireworks in general, they scare my dog
Expensive "Sticks anything to anything" glue which fucking well doesn't.
Had a load of treated tongue and groove board going to waste after we re-did the decking so decided to build some planters with it. Used said glue instead of the Meldrew nail gun on the sides and now the bloody sides are coming off.
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@victor-meldrew spoilsport
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew spoilsport
You really don't want to know what I do with tree-rats
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones wasn't my house. It was a hotel.
yeah so that joke fell flat, quelle surprise.
Flash fluffybunny speaking French
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@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones wasn't my house. It was a hotel.
yeah so that joke fell flat, quelle surprise.
Flash fluffybunny speaking French
Flash fluffybunny reading French
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@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones wasn't my house. It was a hotel.
yeah so that joke fell flat, quelle surprise.
Flash fluffybunny speaking French
autocorrect
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@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew spoilsport
You really don't want to know what I do with tree-rats
I bet you say that to all the guys
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones wasn't my house. It was a hotel.
yeah so that joke fell flat, quelle surprise.
Flash fluffybunny speaking French
Flash fluffybunny reading French
Real men don't like quiches.
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