Grumpy Old Man

[A Former User]

GYW
So today I stood on lego, bare foot, tiled floor so landed on my bum HARD!!
That wasn't the worst thing that happened, oooh no. I then let a MAN park my car (I had no choice really it was beyond embarrassing). I then had to sit there in shame, between his Audi (w*nker) and Archery Karen's(who looks like an angry Warwick Davis) Fiesta.
Lesson? Don't leave your spot to go for a quick starbucks, don't take the piss out the archery people. Most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. Packed a proper sad...

I got out of the space like a pro though! How the hell does that work!?

Good news to my grumpiness though. Husband's back so it's GIN for me tonight, going to get good n drunk after dinner!

[Bones]

@r-l another bad dogging day. Commiserations.

[Crucial]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

Archery Karen's(who looks like an angry Warwick Davis)

I can just picture that.

[dogmeat]

@r-l what do you expect? Starbucks. FFS.

Gin always a good option

[Snowy]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

I then let a MAN park my car (I had no choice really it was beyond embarrassing).

Very old joke about why women can't park cars lurking in there. All to do with the lies they have been told about how big 9 inches actually is. Not your fault at all.

[A Former User]

@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

Starbucks

Look, i was in need of a tall skinny latte, 2 pumps SF caramel.

Mmmm

[A Former User]

@snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

All to do with the lies they have been told about how big 9 inches actually is.

I think a few men lie to themselves too!

[Victor Meldrew]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

Starbucks

Look, i was in need of a tall skinny latte, 2 pumps SF caramel.

Mmmm

Used your own cup I hope....

[Bones]

@victor-meldrew two pumps as well, how the other half live eh.

[A Former User]

@victor-meldrew old!? GYW

[Victor Meldrew]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew old!? GYW

I typed GYW into google and it came back with Gwyneth Paltrow..

[Bones]

@victor-meldrew so @R-L isn't dogging, she's just trying to sell her candles at the fête?

[A Former User]

@victor-meldrew god that woman!

[Victor Meldrew]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew god that woman!

Grumpy?

[Catogrande]

@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@victor-meldrew old!? GYW

I typed GYW into google and it came back with Gwyneth Paltrow..

I struggled with that. GFY and EAD I know thanks to conversing with @mariner4life as that’s pretty much all he says to me.

[A Former User]

@catogrande Grumpy Young Woman... Young part is important.

[Catogrande]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

@catogrande Grumpy Young Woman... Young part is important.

They’re all important at some period in time...

[Victor Meldrew]

@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

I struggled with that. GFY and EAD I know thanks to conversing with @mariner4life as that’s pretty much all he says to me.

I'd struggle with EAD as well.

Those Employment Authorization Document forms are a bitch.

[Bones]

@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

I'd struggle with EAD as well.

If I had a dollar...

[Victor Meldrew]

@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:

Young part is important

Always. Just ask Groucho Marx.