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  • NepiaN Offline
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    replied to Kiwiwomble on last edited by
    #1696

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    and our street address is 6 which the aussie love asking me to repeat

    I don't get 6 very often, but I have had odd conversations about pens/pins, and that's with workmates from different countries.

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    replied to Crazy Horse on last edited by
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    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse this is interesting. Agreed you cant just give the 10 digits with no break but i give mine as 4, 2, 4 because i a have a couple of number double ups and that flows better

    Well, I hope you and @Nepia don't end up having to give me your mobile number. Give it to me like that and I will be finding a ticket to write you!

    typical cops, abusing their power to get their prefered phone number configuration! to the streets! its government overreach....my number my choice...etc

    It keeps us sane.

    I didn't realize numeral cadence kept modern cops sane out on the beat. In my day it was doughnuts.

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    replied to Kiwiwomble on last edited by
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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    im going to start giving a trigger warning before i give out my number from now on, just to be safe 😉

    edit: have to add i love how no one can argue there needs to be some cadence to how you give your number...but lets still all have a friendly pile on about HOW its done 😹

    Like, before I give you my ph. number, are you a cop?
    Doesn't sound sus at all!

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  • NepiaN Offline
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    replied to nostrildamus on last edited by
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    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse this is interesting. Agreed you cant just give the 10 digits with no break but i give mine as 4, 2, 4 because i a have a couple of number double ups and that flows better

    Well, I hope you and @Nepia don't end up having to give me your mobile number. Give it to me like that and I will be finding a ticket to write you!

    typical cops, abusing their power to get their prefered phone number configuration! to the streets! its government overreach....my number my choice...etc

    It keeps us sane.

    I didn't realize numeral cadence kept modern cops sane out on the beat. In my day it was doughnuts.

    I think it's more worrying that not keeping cadence can set an armed man off.

    Also, if I was a cop your use of the American z instead of s would have set me off. I'd be accessing Police databases now trying to track you down.

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    replied to Nepia on last edited by nostrildamus
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    @nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse this is interesting. Agreed you cant just give the 10 digits with no break but i give mine as 4, 2, 4 because i a have a couple of number double ups and that flows better

    Well, I hope you and @Nepia don't end up having to give me your mobile number. Give it to me like that and I will be finding a ticket to write you!

    typical cops, abusing their power to get their prefered phone number configuration! to the streets! its government overreach....my number my choice...etc

    It keeps us sane.

    I didn't realize numeral cadence kept modern cops sane out on the beat. In my day it was doughnuts.

    I think it's more worrying that not keeping cadence can set an armed man off.

    Also, if I was a cop your use of the American z instead of s would have set me off. I'd be accessing Police databases now trying to track you down.

    I think you will find that ize can be and often is used interchangeably with ise in UK English now.

    The Remedy of the Week: -ise or -ize? — The Remedy of Errors – A professional proofreading service

    The Remedy of the Week: -ise or -ize? — The Remedy of Errors – A professional proofreading service

    Each week proofreader Hannah Jones discusses and offers a remedy to common problems we encounter when writing. Today she explores when to use -ise and -ize endings. Why does it matter? One of the most common errors I come across when proofreading is inconsistency of verbs ending in -ise or -iz

    As I write to Americans, colonials, and good old Pomeranians, I find it easier and less likely to offend. Except on the Fern I realise now...

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    replied to nostrildamus on last edited by
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    @nostrildamus Now I have to reject UK English.

    The best part of my current job is that I can insist on (for staff and students alike), what used to be UK English, which is now Nepia English, I guess.

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  • KiwiwombleK Online
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    replied to Nepia on last edited by
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    @nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse this is interesting. Agreed you cant just give the 10 digits with no break but i give mine as 4, 2, 4 because i a have a couple of number double ups and that flows better

    Well, I hope you and @Nepia don't end up having to give me your mobile number. Give it to me like that and I will be finding a ticket to write you!

    typical cops, abusing their power to get their prefered phone number configuration! to the streets! its government overreach....my number my choice...etc

    It keeps us sane.

    I didn't realize numeral cadence kept modern cops sane out on the beat. In my day it was doughnuts.

    I think it's more worrying that not keeping cadence can set an armed man off.

    Also, if I was a cop your use of the American z instead of s would have set me off. I'd be accessing Police databases now trying to track you down.

    but he did you the more traditional spelling of Doughnut and not the more american Donut.....its a rollercoaster

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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse this is interesting. Agreed you cant just give the 10 digits with no break but i give mine as 4, 2, 4 because i a have a couple of number double ups and that flows better

    Well, I hope you and @Nepia don't end up having to give me your mobile number. Give it to me like that and I will be finding a ticket to write you!

    typical cops, abusing their power to get their prefered phone number configuration! to the streets! its government overreach....my number my choice...etc

    It keeps us sane.

    I didn't realize numeral cadence kept modern cops sane out on the beat. In my day it was doughnuts.

    I think it's more worrying that not keeping cadence can set an armed man off.

    Also, if I was a cop your use of the American z instead of s would have set me off. I'd be accessing Police databases now trying to track you down.

    but he did you the more traditional spelling of Doughnut and not the more american Donut.....its a rollercoaster

    Interestingly, I'm a hypocrite, I don't usually have an issue with donut. I tend to refer to US style (Krispy Kreme, Dunkin) as donuts, and good old bakery and NZ style (cream) as doughnuts.

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    replied to Nepia on last edited by
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    @nepia you're a monster that plays by his own rules

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  • nostrildamusN Offline
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    replied to Kiwiwomble on last edited by
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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse this is interesting. Agreed you cant just give the 10 digits with no break but i give mine as 4, 2, 4 because i a have a couple of number double ups and that flows better

    Well, I hope you and @Nepia don't end up having to give me your mobile number. Give it to me like that and I will be finding a ticket to write you!

    typical cops, abusing their power to get their prefered phone number configuration! to the streets! its government overreach....my number my choice...etc

    It keeps us sane.

    I didn't realize numeral cadence kept modern cops sane out on the beat. In my day it was doughnuts.

    I think it's more worrying that not keeping cadence can set an armed man off.

    Also, if I was a cop your use of the American z instead of s would have set me off. I'd be accessing Police databases now trying to track you down.

    but he did you the more traditional spelling of Doughnut and not the more american Donut.....its a rollercoaster

    because American Donut is too close to Doh!nut and Doughnut is made of Dough...I do have some (slight) etymological principles...

    Have I told you the time I was bailed up for writing artefact instead of artifact by an American and a guy from the mother country had to step in and defend me? No?
    The scars run deep...

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    replied to nostrildamus on last edited by
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    @nostrildamus ...i want to hear that story now

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    replied to Kiwiwomble on last edited by
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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus ...i want to hear that story now

    To cut a long story short, there are very educated Americans out there that don't realize there exists different spelling in the UK to America (let alone the colonies).

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    replied to Nepia on last edited by
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    @nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    and our street address is 6 which the aussie love asking me to repeat

    I don't get 6 very often, but I have had odd conversations about pens/pins, and that's with workmates from different countries.

    Probably a statement to avoid if you've picked up an Aussie accent.

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    #1710

    Personal phone is 3-3-5, work phone is 5-3-3

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    #1711

    all phones should be 5318008

    Giggles like a small kid

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    replied to Bones on last edited by
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    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Personal phone is 3-3-5, work phone is 5-3-3

    Ok, now you've got me grumpy. It's 5-3-3. Always. As the first two numbers are always the same so it's basically 3-3-3.

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    @majorrage the second set of 3 is a triple though, so the cadence works! Otherwise it's just weird.

    Although to be fair, I often find that people struggle to know/understand the word "triple". It's quite eye opening.

    Same when spelling my last name and fuckwits always spell it the wrong way, which is the most uncommon way. When I spell it out and say "double" people stop writing.

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  • antipodeanA Online
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    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage the second set of 3 is a triple though, so the cadence works! Otherwise it's just weird.

    The only time the 4-3-3 rule should be broken is to accommodate doubles and triples that don't fall in the pattern.

    Although to be fair, I often find that people struggle to know/understand the word "triple". It's quite eye opening.

    People are fucking dumb. What are you going to do?

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    replied to antipodean on last edited by
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    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage the second set of 3 is a triple though, so the cadence works! Otherwise it's just weird.

    The only time the 4-3-3 rule should be broken is to accommodate doubles and triples that don't fall in the pattern.

    Although to be fair, I often find that people struggle to know/understand the word "triple". It's quite eye opening.

    People are fucking dumb. What are you going to do?

    Nah the rule shouldn't be broken for doubles and triples. The pause between each group of numbers should be enough to avoid confusion.

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