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    replied to MN5 on last edited by Catogrande
    #1850

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Furniture Shopping - bloody loathe it with a passion (It took 16+ visits to furniture shops over a 3 month period before we actually managed to order a new 3-piece sofa suite). Today we started the quest for a new dining table and chairs.

    Fuck me, but some Furniture shop salesman are something else. This clown wouldn't let us just look around but kept following us around pointing the bleeding obvious such as the table we were looking at was solid Oak. Which was fuckin surprising as the big sign on the table said exactly that.

    But his piece-de-resistance was, I kid you not, telling us that "it was important to consider normal and extended sizes of tables, particularly if you are thinking of buying an extending table"

    Yeah, Like I'd never have thought of that you fluffybunny.

    Managed to persuade my folks to buy us a table as a housewarming gift.

    Getting the measurements and looking online was actually quite enjoyable. We’re happy with our purchase.

    Fuck actually going and talking to people face to face!

    That there is actually peak Grumpy Old Man. This thread can now be closed.*

    **except that some grumpy old bastard would likely complain.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    #1851

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew

    You have already shown patience at a level above and beyond. Go back and chin the fluffybunny.

    I normally leave that sort of thing to Mrs Meldrew

    EDIT: Interesting to note that when I quoted your post with the word "fluffybunny" in it, it up with the anglo-saxon translation in the edit panel. Smart coding by @Kirwan & @Duluth .....?

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  • KirwanK Offline
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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #1854

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew

    You have already shown patience at a level above and beyond. Go back and chin the fluffybunny.

    I normally leave that sort of thing to Mrs Meldrew

    EDIT: Interesting to note that when I quoted your post with the word "fluffybunny" in it, it up with the anglo-saxon translation in the edit panel. Smart coding by @Kirwan & @Duluth .....?

    I think that's part of the software, so it filters it in the display areas. Not surprised it's unfiltered in edit mode.

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    #1855

    Sampa The Great at Glastonbury.

    Shit music. Absolute crap. Backing band of complete amateur musicians, so much reference to skin colour in lyrics and the least diverse band I’ve ever seen. Just utter contrived shit to suit a narrative.

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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    #1856

    This old bloke doesn't care.

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    #1857

    @Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    I am grumpy with my new neighbours on two fronts.

    One, they have a German Shepherd that every time they are out it barks like mad and jumps at the fence like it wants to eat us. I was hoping the bloody thing would be used to us by now but it's been a month so I am not sure it is going to. It's at the stage where we feel we can't go outside in our own yard because of the bloody thing.

    Two, and I might be being petty because I am pissed about the dog, but the neighbours put their rubbish bins in front of our house. I'd understand if there was no room outside their house for them but there is. And to piss me off even more they leave them out for days on end. Would the bins annoy anyone else or and I being a grumpy old man?

    Take the bins away and tell Council about the dog

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    wrote on last edited by Machpants
    #1858

    Two of my contemporaries at work (give or take a few years) partner's at work had heart attacks this weekend, that makes me grumpy!

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    #1859

    I am in awe of this level of grumpy...

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #1860

    @JC said in Grumpy Old Man:

    I am in awe of this level of grumpy...

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    Sometimes it pays just to suck it up and keep quiet.

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    replied to MN5 on last edited by Victor Meldrew
    #1861

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Sometimes it pays just to suck it up and keep quiet.

    Depends on the activity and how much you're being paid, I guess.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #1862

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Sometimes it pays just to suck it up and keep quiet.

    Depends on the activity and how much you're being paid, I guess.

    I was referring to complaining about Meat being cooked but I like how your mind works

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    #1863

    Ordered an expensive camera last Friday and was shipped via Toll. Get an update from Toll yesterday saying the parcel was delivered. Strange as I never got the parcel, contact Toll and they say left on doorstep. Check the house CCTV and it never camera to my place. So, it has been dropped off somewhere just not my place.

    Contact Toll and ask for local depot number so I can sort out and get told they can't give me any info and their internal team will look into it and may get back to me in 24 hours.

    Not fucken happy and very frustrated.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
    #1864

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Sometimes it pays just to suck it up and keep quiet.

    Depends on the activity and how much you're being paid, I guess.

    I was referring to complaining about Meat being cooked but I like how your mind works

    You're not that German cannibal we read about a few years back are you?

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #1865

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Sometimes it pays just to suck it up and keep quiet.

    Depends on the activity and how much you're being paid, I guess.

    I was referring to complaining about Meat being cooked but I like how your mind works

    You're not that German cannibal we read about a few years back are you?

    That guy saw the wurst in everyone.

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  • JCJ Offline
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    #1866

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Sometimes it pays just to suck it up and keep quiet.

    Depends on the activity and how much you're being paid, I guess.

    I was referring to complaining about Meat being cooked but I like how your mind works

    You're not that German cannibal we read about a few years back are you?

    That guy saw the wurst in everyone.

    Hey Lord, requesting a thunderbolt for this bitch please...

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to chimoaus on last edited by
    #1867

    @chimoaus who was it ordered from, I'd involve them too.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #1868

    @JC said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Sometimes it pays just to suck it up and keep quiet.

    Depends on the activity and how much you're being paid, I guess.

    I was referring to complaining about Meat being cooked but I like how your mind works

    You're not that German cannibal we read about a few years back are you?

    That guy saw the wurst in everyone.

    Hey Lord, requesting a thunderbolt for this bitch please...

    You can cut and paste it into the Dad jokes thread and I won’t even be mad.

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  • BonesB Offline
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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #1869

    @JC said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Sometimes it pays just to suck it up and keep quiet.

    Depends on the activity and how much you're being paid, I guess.

    I was referring to complaining about Meat being cooked but I like how your mind works

    You're not that German cannibal we read about a few years back are you?

    That guy saw the wurst in everyone.

    Hey Lord, requesting a thunderbolt for this bitch please...

    Kill him with...sound?

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