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  • antipodeanA Online
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    @JC said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Mandatory "Cultural Competence" training.

    Oh yeah. That shit.

    We've got one of our "People and Culture" goals in our annual review called: "Just 1 Thing". The idea is that we're all going to fight for the rights of the people in the LGBTQI+ and ATSI communities. People to whom I cannot relate basically anything in my life experience. 🤔

    I don't really know where to start with this. I am fully supportive of everyone we work with in terms of their sexuality or indigenous status. If anyone steps out of line on this, I'll be the first one to call out their bullshit. And my boss knows that.

    But if the idea is that everyone else has to actively pursue an activity that shows we're waving flags or girding our loins for war, then how does it in any way normalise the very people we're trying to protect.

    Come to me when there is a problem. Otherwise, accept my silence as tacit support for everyone's choices. We're working here, not having a parade.

    Just put a rainbow flag in your work email signature block so you can point to it if asked then move on with your life.

    My current workplace has templates for that very purpose. So you can virtue signal with the least amount of effort.

    Now as an organisation we're advocating for "The Voice", so a couple of hours should change the racists amongst us. Not sure how that changes anything we actually do, but I'm sure the shareholders no longer worry about profitability.

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    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @JC said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Mandatory "Cultural Competence" training.

    Oh yeah. That shit.

    We've got one of our "People and Culture" goals in our annual review called: "Just 1 Thing". The idea is that we're all going to fight for the rights of the people in the LGBTQI+ and ATSI communities. People to whom I cannot relate basically anything in my life experience. 🤔

    I don't really know where to start with this. I am fully supportive of everyone we work with in terms of their sexuality or indigenous status. If anyone steps out of line on this, I'll be the first one to call out their bullshit. And my boss knows that.

    But if the idea is that everyone else has to actively pursue an activity that shows we're waving flags or girding our loins for war, then how does it in any way normalise the very people we're trying to protect.

    Come to me when there is a problem. Otherwise, accept my silence as tacit support for everyone's choices. We're working here, not having a parade.

    Just put a rainbow flag in your work email signature block so you can point to it if asked then move on with your life.

    My current workplace has templates for that very purpose. So you can virtue signal with the least amount of effort.

    Now as an organisation we're advocating for "The Voice", so a couple of hours should change the racists amongst us. Not sure how that changes anything we actually do, but I'm sure the shareholders no longer worry about profitability.

    Jeez, really??? The Voice is an absolute minefield. How can an organisation advocate for this?

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    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Mandatory "Cultural Competence" training.

    Once got myself into a power of shit on a similar course about "Respect". This clown of a presenter started pointing out how the use of the word "black" in words like blackmail, etc proved how deep-seated racism was in a mainly-white society. I disagreed and asked him if he was whitewashing the native language.

    Got a letter from HR accusing me of being disruptive. Sadly threw it away as I should have framed it.

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  • NTAN Offline
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    @voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @JC said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Mandatory "Cultural Competence" training.

    Oh yeah. That shit.

    We've got one of our "People and Culture" goals in our annual review called: "Just 1 Thing". The idea is that we're all going to fight for the rights of the people in the LGBTQI+ and ATSI communities. People to whom I cannot relate basically anything in my life experience. 🤔

    I don't really know where to start with this. I am fully supportive of everyone we work with in terms of their sexuality or indigenous status. If anyone steps out of line on this, I'll be the first one to call out their bullshit. And my boss knows that.

    But if the idea is that everyone else has to actively pursue an activity that shows we're waving flags or girding our loins for war, then how does it in any way normalise the very people we're trying to protect.

    Come to me when there is a problem. Otherwise, accept my silence as tacit support for everyone's choices. We're working here, not having a parade.

    Just put a rainbow flag in your work email signature block so you can point to it if asked then move on with your life.

    My current workplace has templates for that very purpose. So you can virtue signal with the least amount of effort.

    Now as an organisation we're advocating for "The Voice", so a couple of hours should change the racists amongst us. Not sure how that changes anything we actually do, but I'm sure the shareholders no longer worry about profitability.

    Jeez, really??? The Voice is an absolute minefield. How can an organisation advocate for this?

    I don't mind Guy Sebastian but Jessica Mauboy is fucking annoying

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Mandatory "Cultural Competence" training.

    Once got myself into a power of shit on a similar course about "Respect". This clown of a presenter started pointing out how the use of the word "black" in words like blackmail, etc proved how deep-seated racism was in a mainly-white society. I disagreed and asked him if he was whitewashing the native language.

    Got a letter from HR accusing me of being disruptive. Sadly threw it away as I should have framed it.

    Our cat is mainly black with a few white patches.

    Is there a more politically correct way of describing her ? I’d hate to offend anyone.

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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Is there a more politically correct way of describing her ? I’d hate to offend anyone.

    How offensive

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    @dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Is there a more politically correct way of describing her ? I’d hate to offend anyone.

    How offensive

    True. “They” could be any number of genders. I can’t believe I didn’t ask.

    I need to educate myself.

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    #1928

    @MN5 I almost said "You walked into that one" but stopped myself before I offended the differently abled community.

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    #1929

    Right, I'm sitting on a train to London from Cornwall and there's been disruption near London which seriously fucks up our plans.

    We got on the train having been told it was all cleared up only to find out from Google, once on board, that London Paddington was closed. The fluffybunnies told the news networks before informing their customers.

    What's even worse was the way these pricks failed to tell their own staff, letting their people take the flak from rightly pissed-off customers.

    The arseholes at the top need sacking. Preferably as painfully as possible..

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    @Victor-Meldrew I hope you have enough coal on board to make it to the new destination.

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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew I hope you have enough coal on board to make it to the new destination.

    Wait.... We are now going through to Paddington. 👍

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    #1932

    When you can't name the last 50 locks that played for the All Blacks

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    #1933

    Grumpy Old Man
    Damn it! These days even the young are!

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    #1934

    When you visit a pub in Yorkshire and immediately start looking around and try to put faces to Fern monikers..

    Capture.JPG

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    @Victor-Meldrew London, Yorkshire …. man gets around!!

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    @MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew London, Yorkshire …. man gets around!!

    Yet he still grumps about the trains...

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    #1937

    Fuck me. Strictly Come Dancing has started.

    Cue 12 weeks of silicon-enhanced, steriod-powered, fake-tanned, diversity check-listed, micro-celebrity bollocks being constantly watched, dissected and discussed by Mrs Meldrew.

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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Fuck me. Strictly Come Dancing has started.

    Cue 12 weeks of silicon-enhanced, steriod-powered, fake-tanned, diversity check-listed, micro-celebrity bollocks being constantly watched, dissected and discussed by Mrs Meldrew.

    The name of that show makes me grumpy.

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  • voodooV Offline
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    #1939

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Fuck me. Strictly Come Dancing has started.

    Cue 12 weeks of silicon-enhanced, steriod-powered, fake-tanned, diversity check-listed, micro-celebrity bollocks being constantly watched, dissected and discussed by Mrs Meldrew.

    Mrs Voodoo saw a preview for the new American Bachelor series which is about to start, haven't seen her that excited in years

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    #1940

    @voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Fuck me. Strictly Come Dancing has started.

    Cue 12 weeks of silicon-enhanced, steriod-powered, fake-tanned, diversity check-listed, micro-celebrity bollocks being constantly watched, dissected and discussed by Mrs Meldrew.

    Mrs Voodoo saw a preview for the new American Bachelor series which is about to start, haven't seen her that excited in years

    You've left too many openings for comments there...

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