Grumpy Old Man
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
Are they playing on lino? If not, and there's soil and grass, it's handling on the GROUND!
Posh fluffybunny. I just mowed the floor yesterday.
How did the wife take that?
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@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
Are they playing on lino? If not, and there's soil and grass, it's handling on the GROUND!
Posh fluffybunny. I just mowed the floor yesterday.
How did the wife take that?
With a meal.
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@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fluffybunny A tho? They can go and get fucked, because they are a two-faced fluffybunny. The Boy says all their face-to-face interactions have been positive, but then they go and lob a virtual hand grenade into the ether on behalf of "all the girls" in the group who might have taken offence at something completely unintended.
Turns out Fluffybunny A is a they/them (born female), and pretty much a man-hater feminazi.
Having talked to a few people in the wider friend group at this point, none of the males feel entirely comfortable around them.
What a fucking shock.
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@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fluffybunny A tho? They can go and get fucked, because they are a two-faced fluffybunny. The Boy says all their face-to-face interactions have been positive, but then they go and lob a virtual hand grenade into the ether on behalf of "all the girls" in the group who might have taken offence at something completely unintended.
Turns out Fluffybunny A is a they/them (born female), and pretty much a man-hater feminazi.
Having talked to a few people in the wider friend group at this point, none of the males feel entirely comfortable around them.
What a fucking shock.
At least the males are aware enough to be wary of the man hating mentally ill lesbian.
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@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
Amount. It seems to me the misused word of 2026.
I'm certainly looking forward to getting grumpy about that...
To be fair - there's a fair few grammar rules I'm bad at (mostly around the whole discrete vs continuous thing - fewer/less, etc) ... not something that was really taught in the schools I went to... but when you do know a rule, or rather - the fucking meaning of a fucking word - it is irritating as shit.
"... amount of <discrete number>..." does 'feel' wrong even to me.
Like how the order of adjectives just seems 'natural'.
I would guess I've made about 3 grammatical errors in this post, but at least I never used the words "ironic" or "acronym" incorrectly. -
