Grumpy Old Man
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wifes fluffybunny of a cat that leaves white fur on everything, I can no longer wear black or any dark clothing. My All Blacks jersey gets pulled out for games and its fucken covered in fur after one game. fluffybunny also vomits everywhere, not once but at least twice every time. Best bit is when you hear it vomit in the night and you have to look for the surprise in the morning.
That's the type of cat that goes mysteriously missing.....
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
We had that a few years back too. Our then cat - lethal little bastard - sorted them out one evening.
We barely have to feed our cat:
Not actually him (but identical). Rats, mice, and rabbits are too scared to come anywhere near our place with him around. So he goes and finds them and kindly brings them in to show off. Known as Mark Dennis (as in Dark Menace).
Rats are sorted -now I could start on fucking wasps...
Stupid ginger cünt.
That's the problem right there. Nothing good has ever come from a ginger.
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
We had that a few years back too. Our then cat - lethal little bastard - sorted them out one evening.
We barely have to feed our cat:
Not actually him (but identical). Rats, mice, and rabbits are too scared to come anywhere near our place with him around. So he goes and finds them and kindly brings them in to show off. Known as Mark Dennis (as in Dark Menace).
Rats are sorted -now I could start on fucking wasps...
Stupid ginger cünt.
That's the problem right there. Nothing good has ever come from a ginger.
Take that back. Bumble was my favourite cat ever. Fat lazy ginger waste of space he was.
Anyway, current cats have made appearance on TSF previously. Am very fond of Misty and Cleo for killing the snake.
The snake.
Potentially (but may be not) a coastal taipan.
And you've got a few insects in your roof...
We like Misty and Cleo.
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Fucking motion sensitive taps. I have lost count of the times I have looked like a stupid fluffybunny trying to get the bloody things to work.
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fucking motion sensitive taps. I have lost count of the times I have looked like a stupid fluffybunny trying to get the bloody things to work.
Hahaha
Reminds me of a time when a mate of Chinese ethnicity couldn't get them to operate at work or our pub of choice for after work drinks. We convinced him for a good while it was racist.
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Was wondering why on earth this thread wandered down into talking about cats.
But then I remember it's the Grumpy Old Man thread and thus, anything goes.
And it totally belongs here, because I fucking HATE cats. Passionately. They can all fuck off and die.
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paper wasps-can't stand them. Flyspray so they are stunned then return later and plastic bag the unconscious evil little buggers.
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@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
We convinced him for a good while it was racist.
Worked with one bloody woman years ago who kept banging on about "not offending Jesus" and how "the devil was all around". Hate that sort of shit.
Someone printed some pages with a faint image of the devil and slipped them into the paper of the photocopier she used a lot. Seriously freaked out when she noticed - she was convinced the bloody thing was possessed.
Fark, it was fun to watch.
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who carry dogs.
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@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
We had that a few years back too. Our then cat - lethal little bastard - sorted them out one evening.
We barely have to feed our cat:
Not actually him (but identical). Rats, mice, and rabbits are too scared to come anywhere near our place with him around. So he goes and finds them and kindly brings them in to show off. Known as Mark Dennis (as in Dark Menace).
Rats are sorted -now I could start on fucking wasps...
Stupid ginger cünt.
That's the problem right there. Nothing good has ever come from a ginger.
I disagree
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That would be something good coming on a ginger
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
she was convinced the bloody thing was possessed.
Nice work.
My printer is actually possessed by Satan as well - which does make me seriously grumpy. Anything urgent it will just randomly print after a few hours, possibly all of it, up to it, I have no choice in the matter. Scanning may or may not appear at my computer, it may just go straight to hell rather than me. As a photocopier, you may get a copy or a blank page, that is up to Lucifer.
Bloody thing weighs a ton, has a service contract and they can't fix it. I have summoned Beelzebub but he just laughs at me. Prick.
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Fucken rates, I live on a rural property, so I have my own water and sewer, I get two bins collected once a fortnight down the end of my drive. The dirt road gets graded once a year. fluffybunnies make me pay $2000 a year in rates. Council recently spent $250,000 on some Christmas decorations....
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Fucken rates, I live on a rural property, so I have my own water and sewer, I get two bins collected once a fortnight down the end of my drive. The dirt road gets graded once a year. fluffybunnies make me pay $2000 a year in rates. Council recently spent $250,000 on some Christmas decorations....
DO NOT FUCKING START ME!
Zero services, unsealed road, same rates as Auckland. I don't even get the rubbish collection.
Even installing all of the water. waste water, etc, is a pain in the ass and cost a fortune as the council that I am paying rates to for these services (that they don't provide) want bloody consents and charge for them. fluffybunnies. No wonder we have a housing shortage.
