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voodoo

@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

I hate office birthday celebrations. A bunch of people singing a shit song half-heartedly to justify getting a piece of shitty cake afterwards.

I’ve been lucky that in my last three workplaces we have had awesome cake makers and no singalongs.

My minion two jobs ago makes awesome old school cakes (banana cake, chocolate etc) and she still makes me one for my birthday now. One of the girls at my current job is a fancy cake baker so we get these for everyone’s birthday.

Sorry for going against the grain of the thread.

Showoffs. I really fucken hate showoffs.

Bones

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

Nepia

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

The fuck! What idiot came up with that name?

Actually I can't even remember seeing a mandarin when I lived up there.

Bones

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

The fuck! What idiot came up with that name?

Actually I can't even remember seeing a mandarin when I lived up there.

Maybe one of MR's Carney mates.

Yeah you would have seen Satsumas or Clementines.

Rancid Schnitzel

Avocados. Treated like a farking delicacy. They're pretty shit.

MajorRage

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

The fuck! What idiot came up with that name?

Actually I can't even remember seeing a mandarin when I lived up there.

Maybe one of MR's Carney mates.

Yeah you would have seen Satsumas or Clementines.

Please leave one alone whilst one enjoys his morning muesli.

nzzp

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

The fuck! What idiot came up with that name?

Actually I can't even remember seeing a mandarin when I lived up there.

interesting history:

voodoo

@nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

The fuck! What idiot came up with that name?

Actually I can't even remember seeing a mandarin when I lived up there.

interesting history:

The fuck? That's anything but "interesting"! Get outta here with that shit man

Victor Meldrew

@nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

The fuck! What idiot came up with that name?

Actually I can't even remember seeing a mandarin when I lived up there.

interesting history:

Another thing I bloody well hate. Fluffybunny Management Consultants with bullshit diagrams.

If you're so fucking clever why aren't you running a multinational?

bayimports

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

Really? easy peeler used to also be a term used when trying to pick up late in the evening, when you had failed on your first target lol

Bones

@bayimports said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

Really? easy peeler used to also be a term used when trying to pick up late in the evening, when you had failed on your first target lol

Oh yeah I've held this grudge for about 25 years.

Bones

@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

The fuck! What idiot came up with that name?

Actually I can't even remember seeing a mandarin when I lived up there.

Maybe one of MR's Carney mates.

Yeah you would have seen Satsumas or Clementines.

Please leave one alone whilst one enjoys his morning muesli.

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voodoo

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

The fuck! What idiot came up with that name?

Actually I can't even remember seeing a mandarin when I lived up there.

Maybe one of MR's Carney mates.

Yeah you would have seen Satsumas or Clementines.

Please leave one alone whilst one enjoys his morning muesli.

A selfie-gif!!! Setting a new Fern high there!

Bones

@voodoo a bit too ethnic for my liking.

voodoo

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@voodoo a bit too ethnic for my liking.

But the sneer, thats all you bro

Bones

@voodoo you shop at Harris farm don't you.

voodoo

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@voodoo you shop at Harris farm don't you.

Damn, I actually do like Harris Farm, you got me.

chimoaus

@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

I hate office birthday celebrations. A bunch of people singing a shit song half-heartedly to justify getting a piece of shitty cake afterwards.

I’ve been lucky that in my last three workplaces we have had awesome cake makers and no singalongs.

My minion two jobs ago makes awesome old school cakes (banana cake, chocolate etc) and she still makes me one for my birthday now. One of the girls at my current job is a fancy cake baker so we get these for everyone’s birthday.

Sorry for going against the grain of the thread.

Showoffs. I really fucken hate showoffs.

All we need now is some piston wristed gibbon to say his wife likes sex.

MN5

@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:

Avocados. Treated like a farking delicacy. They're pretty shit.

Indeed. Add whitebait to that list too. Both soooooooo fucken bland yet seen as something only the culturally elite indulge in.

chimoaus

@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

Agreed, what the fuck is an easy peeler?

Exactly! They're mandarins. Or Clementines. Small orange things.

The fuck! What idiot came up with that name?

Actually I can't even remember seeing a mandarin when I lived up there.

Maybe one of MR's Carney mates.

Yeah you would have seen Satsumas or Clementines.

Please leave one alone whilst one enjoys his morning muesli.

This, my wife thinks it's odd I have had the same home made muesli every morning for the last 19 years. In fact I get the shits when I have to have Christmas pancakes for breakfast.

The Silver Fern

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