Grumpy Old Man
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Nepia holy fuck you hate joy
Attention whore
well this escalated quickly
It is the GOM thread though.
I agree with @Nepia, people all "but look at my great dog".
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@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.
I'm the opposite of this - why do dog people assume I want their dog to come over and sniff me, or lick me, or jump up on me? Buy a lead if your dog ignores its training as a puppy. I'm not a an early 20s Asian chick, I don't think your dog is cute.
Amen brother. Stop invading my space you dirty, smelly fluffybunnies. No wonder I prefer cats.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.
I'm the opposite of this - why do dog people assume I want their dog to come over and sniff me, or lick me, or jump up on me? Buy a lead if your dog ignores its training as a puppy. I'm not a an early 20s Asian chick, I don't think your dog is cute.
Amen brother. Stop invading my space you dirty, smelly fluffybunnies. No wonder I prefer cats.
We can’t be friends.
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@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.
I'm the opposite of this - why do dog people assume I want their dog to come over and sniff me, or lick me, or jump up on me? Buy a lead if your dog ignores its training as a puppy. I'm not a an early 20s Asian chick, I don't think your dog is cute.
Showering should sort that out for you.
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.
I'm the opposite of this - why do dog people assume I want their dog to come over and sniff me, or lick me, or jump up on me? Buy a lead if your dog ignores its training as a puppy. I'm not a an early 20s Asian chick, I don't think your dog is cute.
Amen brother. Stop invading my space you dirty, smelly fluffybunnies. No wonder I prefer cats.
We can’t be friends.
Yeah we can just leave your fucken mutt at home.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Annnnd we're back to showering dogs.
To be honest, I don’t think you ever really left that topic.
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@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Annnnd we're back to showering dogs.
To be honest, I don’t think you ever really left that topic.
Bonesetta certainly didn't.
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I don’t necessarily hate dogs but I’m not a fan of having them around the farking dinner table or in the bed. Was at a party a few weeks back and this enormous bloody mutt was sniffing around everyone and giving sad eyes to anyone eating. This Irish dude who hates dogs took great delight in eating slowly right in front of it.
They also stink and you need to pick up their shit. My mongoloid ginga cat is a waste of space but at least I don’t have to pick up his shit or wash him. Or get up at 5 to walk him and watch him hang a shit.
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@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.
I'm the opposite of this - why do dog people assume I want their dog to come over and sniff me, or lick me, or jump up on me? Buy a lead if your dog ignores its training as a puppy. I'm not a an early 20s Asian chick, I don't think your dog is cute.
My puppy is cute, but I don't care about the pets of strangers.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
I don’t necessarily hate dogs but I’m not a fan of having them around the farking dinner table or in the bed
WTF. They're animals, they shouldn't be inside.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
I don’t necessarily hate dogs but I’m not a fan of having them around the farking dinner table or in the bed. Was at a party a few weeks back and this enormous bloody mutt was sniffing around everyone and giving sad eyes to anyone eating. This Irish dude who hates dogs took great delight in eating slowly right in front of it.
They also stink and you need to pick up their shit. My mongoloid ginga cat is a waste of space but at least I don’t have to pick up his shit or wash him. Or get up at 5 to walk him and watch him hang a shit.
I fucking hate the way our mutt is so two faced. It's basically a one-person-dog for my wife. Ignore the rest of us and mope around until the wife comes back into the room then it's all lovely and happy.
Until we have food. Then it's all over us. I hate that.
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@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
I don’t necessarily hate dogs but I’m not a fan of having them around the farking dinner table or in the bed
WTF. They're animals, they shouldn't be inside.
I agree, but most of them are aren’t they?
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
I don’t necessarily hate dogs but I’m not a fan of having them around the farking dinner table or in the bed. Was at a party a few weeks back and this enormous bloody mutt was sniffing around everyone and giving sad eyes to anyone eating. This Irish dude who hates dogs took great delight in eating slowly right in front of it.
They also stink and you need to pick up their shit. My mongoloid ginga cat is a waste of space but at least I don’t have to pick up his shit or wash him. Or get up at 5 to walk him and watch him hang a shit.
I fucking hate the way our mutt is so two faced. It's basically a one-person-dog for my wife. Ignore the rest of us and mope around until the wife comes back into the room then it's all lovely and happy.
Until we have food. Then it's all over us. I hate that.
You sure it isn’t a cat?
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
I don’t necessarily hate dogs but I’m not a fan of having them around the farking dinner table or in the bed. Was at a party a few weeks back and this enormous bloody mutt was sniffing around everyone and giving sad eyes to anyone eating. This Irish dude who hates dogs took great delight in eating slowly right in front of it.
They also stink and you need to pick up their shit. My mongoloid ginga cat is a waste of space but at least I don’t have to pick up his shit or wash him. Or get up at 5 to walk him and watch him hang a shit.
I fucking hate the way our mutt is so two faced. It's basically a one-person-dog for my wife. Ignore the rest of us and mope around until the wife comes back into the room then it's all lovely and happy.
Until we have food. Then it's all over us. I hate that.
You sure it isn’t a cat?
It may as well be. I haven't bonded with the thing at all. Kind of hard to when it makes it perfectly clear at every opportunity it only gives a shit about somebody else!
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Paekakboyz said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy back to the basement you go!!
Cellar! It's a cellar!
Back on topic - people who call my "wine" cellar a basement!
Wine cellar: basement with exorbitent prices. Or, a mate-proof lock.
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@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
WTF. They're animals, they shouldn't be inside.
My cat sleeps on our bed when it's a really cold night. Keeps our feet warm
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Those folded up information leaflets in boxes of painkillers and cold tablets. You have to dig the bloody things out if you open the packet from one end and they catch and stop you putting the unused painkillers back in the box.
Nobody reads them, so what's the fucking point?
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Those folded up information leaflets in boxes of painkillers and cold tablets. You have to dig the bloody things out if you open the packet from one end and they catch and stop you putting the unused painkillers back in the box.
Nobody reads them, so what's the fucking point?
Elf n safety mate. Elf and safety.
Otherwise known as arse-covering.
