Grumpy Old Man
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Those folded up information leaflets in boxes of painkillers and cold tablets. You have to dig the bloody things out if you open the packet from one end and they catch and stop you putting the unused painkillers back in the box.
Nobody reads them, so what's the fucking point?
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Those folded up information leaflets in boxes of painkillers and cold tablets. You have to dig the bloody things out if you open the packet from one end and they catch and stop you putting the unused painkillers back in the box.
Nobody reads them, so what's the fucking point?
Elf n safety mate. Elf and safety.
Otherwise known as arse-covering.
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@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Paekakboyz said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy back to the basement you go!!
Cellar! It's a cellar!
Back on topic - people who call my "wine" cellar a basement!
Wine cellar: basement with exorbitent prices. Or, a mate-proof lock.
Oh, if you end up in there you don't worry about the wine prices.
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@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.
I'm the opposite of this - why do dog people assume I want their dog to come over and sniff me, or lick me, or jump up on me? Buy a lead if your dog ignores its training as a puppy. I'm not a an early 20s Asian chick, I don't think your dog is cute.
My puppy is cute, but I don't care about the pets of strangers.
I'm like that with my children
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
WTF. They're animals, they shouldn't be inside.
My cat sleeps on our bed when it's a really cold night. Keeps our feet warm
So does mine, but cats like to clean themselves.
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@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Paekakboyz said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy back to the basement you go!!
Cellar! It's a cellar!
Back on topic - people who call my "wine" cellar a basement!
Wine cellar: basement with exorbitent prices. Or, a mate-proof lock.
The one at the farm where I used to store my personal stock has a bar code reader, and contains the gunsafe so is very well locked. It just wasn't proof against the daughter a few years back and hence the past tense for my personal stock
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Your alcohol area contains a gunsafe? Not sure that would be a good idea in my house but the Cossack-themed house parties would really go off with a bang.
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Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.
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@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.
Right Laura Croft?
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@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.
Right Laura Croft?
Is that Lara's drunken sister?
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.
Right Laura Croft?
Is that Lara's drunken sister?
Lara is Laura’s Welsh cussie.
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@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.
Right Laura Croft?
Is that Lara's drunken sister?
Lara is Laura’s Welsh cussie.
Surely that would the be Clara?
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@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.
Right Laura Croft?
Is that Lara's drunken sister?
Lara is Laura’s Welsh cussie.
Surely that would the be Clara?
Much classier.
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@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.
Right Laura Croft?
Is that Lara's drunken sister?
Lara is Laura’s Welsh cussie.
Surely that would the be Clara?
Much classier.
Or even Llassier?
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@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.
Right Laura Croft?
Is that Lara's drunken sister?
Lara is Laura’s Welsh cussie.
Surely that would the be Clara?
Much classier.
Or even Llassier?
Double upvote!
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@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
Ms SynicBast sounds quite a girl. B&E skills, safecracker, phenomenal wine capacity and access to guns.
Right Laura Croft?
Is that Lara's drunken sister?
Lara is Laura’s Welsh cussie.
Surely that would the be Clara?
Much classier.
Or even Llassier?
Iceland boss sacked after branding Welsh language 'gibberish'
Shoppers vowed to boycott the supermarket over the remarks.
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@pakman Well, the blokes obviously a bit of a dick but fuck me I'm getting fed up with the frothing at the mouth we're seeing for someone expressing their pretty harmless views and quite often people losing their jobs over it. When are we going to get over ourselves eh?
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@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman Well, the blokes obviously a bit of a dick but fuck me I'm getting fed up with the frothing at the mouth we're seeing for someone expressing their pretty harmless views and quite often people losing their jobs over it. When are we going to get over ourselves eh?
We seem as a society to increasingly view resilience with indifference and glorify 'microagressions' being called out.
Whatever happened to tolerance?
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@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:
@pakman said in Grumpy Old Man:
Whatever happened to tolerance?
Great question for a thread titled Grumpy Old Man
Well he’s got a point. You all need to BE MORE FUCKING TOLERANT!
For fucks sake, it’s not hard. What doesn’t someone make you all be more tolerant?
