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    replied to Bones on last edited by voodoo
    #1981

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Even my Jewish and Muslim friends love them.

    Wouldn't this be a pointer to how much pork is in them?

    I don't want to support the production of these bland appetisers, but I think that was @Nepia 's intentional gag

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    #1982

    @voodoo I don't do newonce

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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @voodoo I don't do newonce

    Fair, don't let me lead you on

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    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    You know you’re a GOM when you want to slap people you see using their phone like this

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    FUCK!
    Fuck I hate that. People walking around holding it out like that in front of them to talk, and then holding it up to their ear to listen.
    I mean... what the fuck? Are they actually that stupid? Or are they eliminating any chance of the other person interrupting?
    I genuinely don't get it. It's not like there aren't examples of people using a phone properly for them to observe.
    Fucking fluffybunnies - gives me the absolute shits.

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    #1987

    @Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    You know you’re a GOM when you want to slap people you see using their phone like this

    4C1C3027-765A-4543-B1B9-B55410BE97D4.jpeg

    FUCK!
    Fuck I hate that. People walking around holding it out like that in front of them to talk, and then holding it up to their ear to listen.

    I can only think they do that so they can talk quietly and can't be heard.

    Or they are just piston wristed gibbons

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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by NTA
    #1988

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew Can you do one array of 9 and another of 5 and then join them later? Sounds bloody stupid to me.

    I'd have to get planning permission for the additional 5 as it takes the total size over the limit.

    Can you get hold of the planning requirements document yourself?
    Does it say anything about fixtures / concrete or something similar?
    Because if you ground mount using screw-in poles without any concrete required, maybe you get around the rules on "fixed" structures? i.e. if it is just bored into the ground, it is effectively temporary and such...

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    replied to NTA on last edited by Victor Meldrew
    #1989

    @NTA

    Different rules here, Nick. This has now moved onto pure Kafkaesque theatre involving red lines on maps, blue lines on maps, whether the cable run forms a boundary of "the works" and is within a red line or blue line and whether the PV panel support structure could be used as a greenhouse. And no, I'm not making any of this up.

    Can you get hold of the planning requirements document yourself?

    They are too vague. They will look into what I'm trying to do and tell me what/if planning permission is needed....for a charge of £450/$800.

    Will update later.

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    #1990

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @NTA

    Different rules here, Nick. This has now moved onto pure Kafkaesque theatre involving red lines on maps, blue lines on maps, whether the cable run forms a boundary of "the works" and is within a red line or blue line and whether the PV panel support structure could be used as a greenhouse. And no, I'm not making any of this up.

    Will update later.

    My parents-in-law took 8 or 9 years to finally get permission to make another house on their plot - a entire acre, one (if not the) biggest in the village

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    #1991

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    You know you’re a GOM when you want to slap people you see using their phone like this

    4C1C3027-765A-4543-B1B9-B55410BE97D4.jpeg

    FUCK!
    Fuck I hate that. People walking around holding it out like that in front of them to talk, and then holding it up to their ear to listen.

    I can only think they do that so they can talk quietly and can't be heard.

    Or they are just piston wristed gibbons

    It’s definitely not the former and most likely the latter.
    The act often involves everyone in earshot hearing the conversation.

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    #1992

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @NTA

    Different rules here, Nick. This has now moved onto pure Kafkaesque theatre involving red lines on maps, blue lines on maps, whether the cable run forms a boundary of "the works" and is within a red line or blue line and whether the PV panel support structure could be used as a greenhouse. And no, I'm not making any of this up.

    Will update later.

    My parents-in-law took 8 or 9 years to finally get permission to make another house on their plot - a entire acre, one (if not the) biggest in the village

    The Council have told me the planning costs could be as much as £3.460.00 as they class PV panels as "Plant and Machinery", the total area would need to extend to the boundary of the road and they calculate fees on the total area. The panels themselves use about 10sq m of land

    Planning costs for a 250 sqm green house are £95.00....

    I might send the Head of Planning a copy of the Collected Works of Franz Kafka

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  • NTAN Offline
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    #1993

    @Victor-Meldrew I only state this because I follow Robert Llewellyn on YouTube (EV show in the UK) and he got around the structural thing via the ground bored poles.

    Best of luck with it

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to NTA on last edited by
    #1994

    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew I only state this because I follow Robert Llewellyn on YouTube (EV show in the UK) and he got around the structural thing via the ground bored poles.

    Best of luck with it

    That might be Building Control which deals with stuff like structural safety.

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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
    #1995

    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    You know you’re a GOM when you want to slap people you see using their phone like this

    4C1C3027-765A-4543-B1B9-B55410BE97D4.jpeg

    FUCK!
    Fuck I hate that. People walking around holding it out like that in front of them to talk, and then holding it up to their ear to listen.

    I can only think they do that so they can talk quietly and can't be heard.

    Or they are just piston wristed gibbons

    It’s definitely not the former and most likely the latter.
    The act often involves everyone in earshot hearing the conversation.

    They're doing voice-notes. No one rings people nowadays.

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  • BonesB Offline
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    replied to delicatessen on last edited by
    #1996

    @delicatessen said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    You know you’re a GOM when you want to slap people you see using their phone like this

    4C1C3027-765A-4543-B1B9-B55410BE97D4.jpeg

    FUCK!
    Fuck I hate that. People walking around holding it out like that in front of them to talk, and then holding it up to their ear to listen.

    I can only think they do that so they can talk quietly and can't be heard.

    Or they are just piston wristed gibbons

    It’s definitely not the former and most likely the latter.
    The act often involves everyone in earshot hearing the conversation.

    They're doing voice-notes. No one rings people nowadays.

    That's what they tell you.

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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #1997

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @delicatessen said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    You know you’re a GOM when you want to slap people you see using their phone like this

    4C1C3027-765A-4543-B1B9-B55410BE97D4.jpeg

    FUCK!
    Fuck I hate that. People walking around holding it out like that in front of them to talk, and then holding it up to their ear to listen.

    I can only think they do that so they can talk quietly and can't be heard.

    Or they are just piston wristed gibbons

    It’s definitely not the former and most likely the latter.
    The act often involves everyone in earshot hearing the conversation.

    They're doing voice-notes. No one rings people nowadays.

    That's what they tell you.

    Via voice note, yes

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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
    #1998

    @MN5 you should try some easy listening music.

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  • MN5M Online
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    #1999

    @broughie said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 you should try some easy listening music.

    You’re lucky I like you or else I’d give you a virtual beat down for that.

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    Christmas present sorted...

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