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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to dogmeat on last edited by
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    @dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Hooroo I make my own Biltong - easy as. I'm told it's addictive. Certainly I can never keep up with requests for more

    How do you do it?

    I bought this box thing from SA that just has an incandescent light bulb in it and it works a treat but I have a dehydrator that I use for chillies , herbs from the garden, etc and thought that might work as well. Proper "candle" light bulbs are getting difficult to find.

    The chopper / slicer thing is great too. Worth investing in.

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    @Snowy I use a dehydrator I use silverside as a relatively cheap, lean cut. Slice it up, rub it in the DM secret spice mix (AKA whatever I feel like at the time but generally a mix of chilli, cumin, coriander and smoked paprika) and then marinade in thick soy sauce overnight

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    @Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    I cant remember what thread got hijacked by dental war stories, but fuck dental work!!! Just had 2x fillings, one in a too wisdom tooth that the dentist said was so decayed he thought about just ripping it out today. I've just had 3x panadeine forte tablets and now I cant feel my legs, but my fucking jaw is throbbing like a muthafucka!!!

    Great. Thanks for that. I've been considering going to a dentist, but I'm shit-scared.

    I've got the screw for an implant put in about 14 years ago, for which I never got the actual tooth part put on top, as I left NZ. Just an entire tooth-shaped filling which was supposed to be a place-filler. And haven't seen a dentist since. Now that I'm back, I know I should go get it sorted, along with all the complications that have inevitably arisen, and all the other issues from not having seen a dentist in 14 years.
    Maybe I need to source some higher-class drugs before I commit to that. (Plus, build up the savings a bit... ACC should cover the implant, and hopefully direct complications... but I hate to think of what the "extras" will probably cost)

    So your avatar picture is actually you then?

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  • KruseK Offline
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    @Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Kruse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    I cant remember what thread got hijacked by dental war stories, but fuck dental work!!! Just had 2x fillings, one in a too wisdom tooth that the dentist said was so decayed he thought about just ripping it out today. I've just had 3x panadeine forte tablets and now I cant feel my legs, but my fucking jaw is throbbing like a muthafucka!!!

    Great. Thanks for that. I've been considering going to a dentist, but I'm shit-scared.

    I've got the screw for an implant put in about 14 years ago, for which I never got the actual tooth part put on top, as I left NZ. Just an entire tooth-shaped filling which was supposed to be a place-filler. And haven't seen a dentist since. Now that I'm back, I know I should go get it sorted, along with all the complications that have inevitably arisen, and all the other issues from not having seen a dentist in 14 years.
    Maybe I need to source some higher-class drugs before I commit to that. (Plus, build up the savings a bit... ACC should cover the implant, and hopefully direct complications... but I hate to think of what the "extras" will probably cost)

    So your avatar picture is actually you then?

    Well... of course. I assumed everybody's was... Mr internet-connected motorcycle AI.

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    Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.

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  • BonesB Offline
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    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.

    I mean, I could assume you're talking about a dog, but....

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    replied to JC on last edited by
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    @JC said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Protein bars / snack bars. Why does every manufacturer assume that all people want I something sweet and/or chocolatey? I know a lot of people can't get enough chocolate but I'm not that fussed TBH. Why doesn't anybody make a bar that has something savoury going on?

    Not a silly idea. Certainly a gap in the market. Especially for non animal based ones.

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    Grown women who speak to grown men like they're babies or small children.

    Often in retail stores ( chemists especially) and usually on the first greeting.

    Annoying high pitched voice. Shrieking terminal inflection

    " Heeellllloooo hooowww arrrre youuu toooodaaaayyy"

    Fucken annoying bints. Just use a normal fucken voice, you know, the one you use with your bestie
    when you piss and moan that no men respect you for who you arrrrre

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    @Siam said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Grown women who speak to grown men like they're babies or small children.

    Often in retail stores ( chemists especially) and usually on the first greeting.

    Annoying high pitched voice. Shrieking terminal inflection

    " Heeellllloooo hooowww arrrre youuu toooodaaaayyy"

    Fucken annoying bints. Just use a normal fucken voice, you know, the one you use with your bestie
    when you piss and moan that no men respect you for who you arrrrre

    Depends what their tits are like.

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    @Siam

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    replied to antipodean on last edited by
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    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.

    I'm the opposite of this - why do dog people assume I want their dog to come over and sniff me, or lick me, or jump up on me? Buy a lead if your dog ignores its training as a puppy. I'm not a an early 20s Asian chick, I don't think your dog is cute.

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  • SiamS Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Siam said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Grown women who speak to grown men like they're babies or small children.

    Often in retail stores ( chemists especially) and usually on the first greeting.

    Annoying high pitched voice. Shrieking terminal inflection

    " Heeellllloooo hooowww arrrre youuu toooodaaaayyy"

    Fucken annoying bints. Just use a normal fucken voice, you know, the one you use with your bestie
    when you piss and moan that no men respect you for who you arrrrre

    Depends what their tits are like.

    You might have a point, I've never thought of it from the perspective of men who cannot get laid... (whip cracking sound effect here 😉)

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    replied to Nepia on last edited by
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    @Nepia holy fuck you hate joy

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  • BonesB Offline
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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
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    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia holy fuck you hate joy

    Attention whore

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia holy fuck you hate joy

    Attention whore

    well this escalated quickly

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  • BonesB Offline
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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
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    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia holy fuck you hate joy

    Attention whore

    well this escalated quickly

    It is the GOM thread though.

    I agree with @Nepia, people all "but look at my great dog".

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to Nepia on last edited by MN5
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    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.

    I'm the opposite of this - why do dog people assume I want their dog to come over and sniff me, or lick me, or jump up on me? Buy a lead if your dog ignores its training as a puppy. I'm not a an early 20s Asian chick, I don't think your dog is cute.

    Amen brother. Stop invading my space you dirty, smelly fluffybunnies. No wonder I prefer cats.

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  • MajorRageM Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.

    I'm the opposite of this - why do dog people assume I want their dog to come over and sniff me, or lick me, or jump up on me? Buy a lead if your dog ignores its training as a puppy. I'm not a an early 20s Asian chick, I don't think your dog is cute.

    Amen brother. Stop invading my space you dirty, smelly fluffybunnies. No wonder I prefer cats.

    We can’t be friends.

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    replied to Nepia on last edited by
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    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.

    I'm the opposite of this - why do dog people assume I want their dog to come over and sniff me, or lick me, or jump up on me? Buy a lead if your dog ignores its training as a puppy. I'm not a an early 20s Asian chick, I don't think your dog is cute.

    Showering should sort that out for you.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
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    @MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Nepia said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Why do people presume they can call and attempt to pat a puppy they don't own? It's in training to ignore strangers.

    I'm the opposite of this - why do dog people assume I want their dog to come over and sniff me, or lick me, or jump up on me? Buy a lead if your dog ignores its training as a puppy. I'm not a an early 20s Asian chick, I don't think your dog is cute.

    Amen brother. Stop invading my space you dirty, smelly fluffybunnies. No wonder I prefer cats.

    We can’t be friends.

    Yeah we can just leave your fucken mutt at home.

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