Australia v India

[Siam]

@NTA said in Australia v India:

@barbarian also reminds everyone that the chances of being misheard are reasonable so take care with your words.

Did that renewable electricity package come with a free vagina?

Announcement at the next game between Aus and NZ in Sydney:

"Just a reminder to all NZ supporters that we strongly urge you to call your team the "off white" Caps as we may have some NSW rugby fans in attendance. Don't know what atrocities they've committed in their past, but their white guilt is off the charts"

Only joking - it's a pub and the cricket's on!

[Hooroo]

I love that they can review LBW after they know they can't be caught

[KiwiMurph]

Are India playing for the draw now?

[Kruse]

@KiwiMurph said in Australia v India:

https://twitter.com/cricket_badger/status/1348427038349258752

Is that for realsies?
That's fucked up.

[NTA]

@Siam it was amusing how Ponting pointed out that Kiwi crowds are some of the worst.

[NTA]

@Kruse said in Australia v India:

Is that for realsies?
That's fucked up.

The umpires should do that when Bumrah comes out to bat, for knocking the bails off.

[KiwiMurph]

@NTA Do you ever get sick of defending these muppets?

[NTA]

@KiwiMurph did I defend them?

[KiwiMurph]

@NTA implied with your whataboutism

[NTA]

@KiwiMurph sorry I forgot the first rule of the fern: any time an Aussie does anything remotely NOT good, pile on.

[NTA]

There. Hope that restores my standing.

[KiwiMurph]

@NTA much better.

[ACT Crusader]

Alright kids, one session to go, what you got?

OZ win
India win
Draw

[KiwiMurph]

@ACT-Crusader Oz win

[Siam]

@ACT-Crusader Lyon, the pride of Australia...

[NTA]

Think we'll win - only have to crack one of these two and it is danger territory I reckon.

But it won't be with Starc bowling. His rhythm and direction are horrible.

[ACT Crusader]

Ashwin taking a beatin’.

[sparky]

@KiwiMurph said in Australia v India:

https://twitter.com/cricket_badger/status/1348427038349258752

Steve Smith again. Huge talent. What a shame that he keeps resorting to crap like this.

[NTA]

@ACT-Crusader said in Australia v India:

Ashwin taking a beatin’.

Then dropped

[NTA]

Jeez Lyon has a long run up. No wonder we struggle with over rates.