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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
This cunting fluffybunny of a doctor had those very words written in front of her and decided that all she could leave me with was lymphoma, blood cancer.
And the reason? Because somewhere in the past, some fluffybunny has sued someone for saying the thing they weren't meant to say.
Good to hear you'll be continuing your unreasoned bias against Australia on here. I mean, how else would the rest of these lily-livered dweebs learn to stand up for themselves?
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@MN5 said in Happiness Scale:
@No-Quarter said in Happiness Scale:
I remember going for my restricted, my car broke down the day before the test, so I borrowed my mates. Only difference was the indicator and windscreen wipers were on opposite sides to mine, so I kept putting the windscreen wipers on by accident. I still somehow passed it, though I think it was easier to pass back then.
Yeah they ping you for anything apparently. It's quite an effort to get it first time these days.
......and I stand by my belief that if someone grabbed me with no warning and made me do a restricted test I would 100% fail due to all the bad habits I've picked up over the years. Anyone who says different is a liar.
I had to do the test to get US licence this year.... I VERY nearly failed. I got 82 points, 80 is the pass-mark. And I'm sure to this day that she cut the test short to help me not make the one final error which would have caused me to fail.
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@Kruse said in Happiness Scale:
@MN5 said in Happiness Scale:
@No-Quarter said in Happiness Scale:
I remember going for my restricted, my car broke down the day before the test, so I borrowed my mates. Only difference was the indicator and windscreen wipers were on opposite sides to mine, so I kept putting the windscreen wipers on by accident. I still somehow passed it, though I think it was easier to pass back then.
Yeah they ping you for anything apparently. It's quite an effort to get it first time these days.
......and I stand by my belief that if someone grabbed me with no warning and made me do a restricted test I would 100% fail due to all the bad habits I've picked up over the years. Anyone who says different is a liar.
I had to do the test to get US licence this year.... I VERY nearly failed. I got 82 points, 80 is the pass-mark. And I'm sure to this day that she cut the test short to help me not make the one final error which would have caused me to fail.
Did pass the sobriety test ?
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@MN5 said in Happiness Scale:
@Kruse said in Happiness Scale:
@MN5 said in Happiness Scale:
@No-Quarter said in Happiness Scale:
I remember going for my restricted, my car broke down the day before the test, so I borrowed my mates. Only difference was the indicator and windscreen wipers were on opposite sides to mine, so I kept putting the windscreen wipers on by accident. I still somehow passed it, though I think it was easier to pass back then.
Yeah they ping you for anything apparently. It's quite an effort to get it first time these days.
......and I stand by my belief that if someone grabbed me with no warning and made me do a restricted test I would 100% fail due to all the bad habits I've picked up over the years. Anyone who says different is a liar.
I had to do the test to get US licence this year.... I VERY nearly failed. I got 82 points, 80 is the pass-mark. And I'm sure to this day that she cut the test short to help me not make the one final error which would have caused me to fail.
Did pass the sobriety test ?
I probably shouldn't admit how close I was to having a beer before the test to "take the edge off". The driving school was just down the road from "Chuck's Hop Shop - Home of a Thousand Beers"... and those thousand beers took a bit of a beating after the test.
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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
And I am delighted to actually officially have the title of fern cancer instead of it just being honorary.
I think the Baron had that title.
But sounds like you've earned it now... and pretty happy to hear it's at the lowest possible cost. Keep on Bones-ing. -
I've had a few basal cell carcinomas cut out. As cancers go, that's pretty damn good. Of course, a misspent youth under a hole in the ozone layer means those won't be the last. But I'm assured chicks dig scars.
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@NTA said in Happiness Scale:
And the reason? Because somewhere in the past, some fluffybunny has sued someone for saying the thing they weren't meant to say.
Yeah I'm not sure I buy that for over here, that sounds more like Seppoland and Wannabeseppoland. It was an appointment to give me my test results, so give them to me, don't pick the 3 worst words out and leave it at that. Unluckily it also happened to be the oncology nurse's day off, otherwise she would have grabbed me for a word and done the doc's job for her.
Lucky I don't live in Tunbridge Wells anymore, otherwise there would have been a strongly worded letter about how disgusting it was.
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@voodoo said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones Jesus fuck man! Glad to hear you’re ok fella
It was a very different story on Wednesday night. Weirdly the most daunting thing was the thought of having to tell nearest and dearest if the outcome wasn't good.
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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@voodoo said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones Jesus fuck man! Glad to hear you’re ok fella
It was a very different story on Wednesday night. Weirdly the most daunting thing was the thought of having to tell nearest and dearest if the outcome wasn't good.
You needn't have worried mate, we would have taken it well.
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@Bones Jesus mate, sounds like a scary process, and yes, the way other people will react feels like a terrifying conversation to contemplate. Glad that its not as bad as it could have been, but i am still not sure i'd be ok with even a small version of the big word being used.
Seems like you have a great attitude, hope you're able to retain that positivity, can always come here for a moan, or a virtual hug and beer. Stay strong, stay positive boy.
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@Dodge definitely a bizarre concept eh, had no idea there's blood cancer that people just live normally with as though it's not there, weird to get your head around and maybe I'm too quick to grasp at the positive as I accepted it pretty much straight away.
Probably helps that I was already in the c'est la vie headspace - not a lot I can do if it comes out bad, would just have had to face some hardship, no point crying about spilt ball by Will Jordan.
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@Crazy-Horse said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@voodoo said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones Jesus fuck man! Glad to hear you’re ok fella
It was a very different story on Wednesday night. Weirdly the most daunting thing was the thought of having to tell nearest and dearest if the outcome wasn't good.
You needn't have worried mate, we would have taken it well.
You haven't sat down and thought through the consequences of mn5 freely posting memes without my checks and balances.
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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Crazy-Horse said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@voodoo said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones Jesus fuck man! Glad to hear you’re ok fella
It was a very different story on Wednesday night. Weirdly the most daunting thing was the thought of having to tell nearest and dearest if the outcome wasn't good.
You needn't have worried mate, we would have taken it well.
You haven't sat down and thought through the consequences of mn5 freely posting memes without my checks and balances.
I look up to @MN5 , I wish I could post memes like he does. Girls throw their underwear at him because of his status in the meme community. Imagine what he could achieve without you holding him back.
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@Crazy-Horse said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Crazy-Horse said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@voodoo said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones Jesus fuck man! Glad to hear you’re ok fella
It was a very different story on Wednesday night. Weirdly the most daunting thing was the thought of having to tell nearest and dearest if the outcome wasn't good.
You needn't have worried mate, we would have taken it well.
You haven't sat down and thought through the consequences of mn5 freely posting memes without my checks and balances.
I look up to @MN5 , I wish I could post memes like he does. Girls throw their underwear at him because of his status in the meme community. Imagine what he could achieve without you holding him back.
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@MN5 said in Happiness Scale:
No, no @MN5 you can keep your panties on.
Kilts at least.
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OK, I have a genuine problem. A friend has lung cancer and I've been driving her to scans, chemo sessions etc. for the last year. More than happy to help.
Her next scan is at 15:50 next Saturday - when we are playing Wales. Is this an ask too far?
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@Victor-Meldrew make a gofundme for an uber
Fully explaining why you can't go.
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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Victor-Meldrew make a gofundme for an uber
Fully explaining why you can't go.
Yeah, but she needs company. And it's only Wales
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Victor-Meldrew make a gofundme for an uber
Fully explaining why you can't go.
Yeah, but she needs company. And it's only Wales
Oh so we're pretending Uber drivers aren't human now
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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Victor-Meldrew make a gofundme for an uber
Fully explaining why you can't go.
Yeah, but she needs company. And it's only Wales
Oh so we're pretending Uber drivers aren't human now
Pretending's all the rage around here. E.g. , @MN5 pretends his meme's are actually funny.
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