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Good to know that we have a food picture monitor, and quite correct too. Our grammar monitors and thread police are too busy. Well done @R-L . Make her a mod. No, shit don't. I'll have a lifetime ban...Just move on, that isn't a baguette and she has never been to Wetherspoons. It's all good here. 
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@snowy said in Happiness Scale: Good to know that we have a food picture monitor, and quite correct too I don't get to eat a lot of bread, so I know what is or isn't a baguette, trust me! Size is the obvious difference... But who's measuring ay!? 
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@r-l said in Happiness Scale: @snowy said in Happiness Scale: Good to know that we have a food picture monitor, and quite correct too I don't get to eat a lot of bread, so I know what is or isn't a baguette, trust me! Size is the obvious difference... But who's measuring ay!? The voice of experience with crustiness. Listen up everyone. 
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@r-l said in Happiness Scale: I don't get to eat a lot of bread, so I know what is or isn't a baguette, trust me! Size is the obvious difference... But who's measuring ay!? Is your real-life name Samantha and do you work in the record library of the BBC? 
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@r-l said in Happiness Scale: @bones I thought we agreed not tell anyone about that, you said you were going to the doctors! that's where it started 
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@r-l said in Happiness Scale: @bones yes, i did warn you not to be loose just because he offered you a free Greg's and a can of Stella...and to think you made me watch. I'm traumatised. you said you were "working" 
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@r-l at least I'm not finishing off animals. I feel on top of the world. 
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@victor-meldrew I'm missing the reference I suspect ... No I'm not a Samantha, nor do I work for the BBC... 
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@r-l Responding to your (intentional?) double-entendre.... It's from "I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue". She's the fictional scorer/record librarian who's the subject of very filthy and funny double-entendres from Jack Dee 
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@r-l said in Happiness Scale: @bones I get it now...  If anything, I would have hoped that would teach you to watch your phrasing! 
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@booboo said in Happiness Scale: Ook ? Are you referring to the Alaskan white owl or the modulation technique I can (just) recall was used in the ancient telecoms systems I train on as a spotty teenager...? 
  
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@victor-meldrew said in Happiness Scale: @booboo said in Happiness Scale: Ook ? Are you referring to the Alaskan white owl or the modulation technique I can (just) recall was used in the ancient telecoms systems I train on as a spotty teenager...? 
  A reference to my favourite Discworld character by Terry Pratchett: The Librarian. His vocabulary is limited to varying emphasis on "Ook".  
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@booboo said in Happiness Scale: A reference to my favourite Discworld character by Terry Pratchett: The Librarian. 
 His vocabulary is limited to varying emphasis on "Ook".Ahh. now I understand  Samantha is more than just a librarian though as Humphrey Lyttleton explains: "Samantha has just started keeping bees, and already has three dozen or so. She says she's got an expert handler coming round to give a demonstration. He'll carefully take out her 36 bees... and soon have them flying round his head" 
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