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Sport Sense of Humour Failures

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    Starting this off in the sports forum as it'd be good to keep it on topic related only to sporting things and I think it's a good idea ...

    Anyway, to start it off - Dale Steyn. It seems that resident commentator Simon Doull noted that he'd grown his hair out and called it a mid life crisis hairstyle ... Steyn has responded with the below rant. Doull has not responded (publicly at least).

    Is there something I've missed? Is hairlength-ism some sort of bigoted thing in SA that cannot be joked about? Or is this just an epic sense of humour failure?

    https://twitter.com/DaleSteyn62/status/1365663438454857728

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    • MajorPomM MajorPom

      Starting this off in the sports forum as it'd be good to keep it on topic related only to sporting things and I think it's a good idea ...

      Anyway, to start it off - Dale Steyn. It seems that resident commentator Simon Doull noted that he'd grown his hair out and called it a mid life crisis hairstyle ... Steyn has responded with the below rant. Doull has not responded (publicly at least).

      Is there something I've missed? Is hairlength-ism some sort of bigoted thing in SA that cannot be joked about? Or is this just an epic sense of humour failure?

      https://twitter.com/DaleSteyn62/status/1365663438454857728

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      @majorrage haven't seen the hair in question, but all I'll say is it's lucky Fakatava isn't as thin-skinned. It's not like rugby commentators have plenty of "free" time to fill gaps in play too...

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        @majorrage haven't seen the hair in question, but all I'll say is it's lucky Fakatava isn't as thin-skinned. It's not like rugby commentators have plenty of "free" time to fill gaps in play too...

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        @bones said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

        @majorrage haven't seen the hair in question, but all I'll say is it's lucky Fakatava isn't as thin-skinned. It's not like rugby commentators have plenty of "free" time to fill gaps in play too...

        Don't think I could talk about him in my local curry house. Tava is their specialty curry (and it's epic).

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          @bones said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

          @majorrage haven't seen the hair in question, but all I'll say is it's lucky Fakatava isn't as thin-skinned. It's not like rugby commentators have plenty of "free" time to fill gaps in play too...

          Don't think I could talk about him in my local curry house. Tava is their specialty curry (and it's epic).

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          Steyn’s comments reminded me of another Sth African sportsman’s sense of humour failure. I give you Brendan Venter’s interview from 2010.

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            Looks like he takes it pretty seriously given this response to somebody ... although it makes a bit of a mockery of his soapbox rant here ...

            https://twitter.com/DaleSteyn62/status/1334778077247750145

            @scribe said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

            Steyn’s comments reminded me of another Sth African sportsman’s sense of humour failure. I give you Brendan Venter’s interview from 2010.

            I was worried about Venter when I saw that. Turns out he was just totally taking the piss in some sort of stand about being gagged to talk about referees.

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              https://indianexpress.com/article/sports/cricket/dale-steyn-angry-slams-simon-doull-for-hair-style-remark-7208105/

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                South Africans are quite a serious bunch. Steyn certainly does himself no favours by whinging online about it.

                I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a sense of humour free zone quite like Hanse Cronje when he was interviewed, he was probably worried about matches to fix rather than looking for opportunities to make cheeky quips I guess.

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                  Starting this off in the sports forum as it'd be good to keep it on topic related only to sporting things and I think it's a good idea ...

                  Anyway, to start it off - Dale Steyn. It seems that resident commentator Simon Doull noted that he'd grown his hair out and called it a mid life crisis hairstyle ... Steyn has responded with the below rant. Doull has not responded (publicly at least).

                  Is there something I've missed? Is hairlength-ism some sort of bigoted thing in SA that cannot be joked about? Or is this just an epic sense of humour failure?

                  https://twitter.com/DaleSteyn62/status/1365663438454857728

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                  @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                  Starting this off in the sports forum as it'd be good to keep it on topic related only to sporting things and I think it's a good idea ...

                  Anyway, to start it off - Dale Steyn. It seems that resident commentator Simon Doull noted that he'd grown his hair out and called it a mid life crisis hairstyle ... Steyn has responded with the below rant. Doull has not responded (publicly at least).

                  Is there something I've missed? Is hairlength-ism some sort of bigoted thing in SA that cannot be joked about? Or is this just an epic sense of humour failure?

                  https://twitter.com/DaleSteyn62/status/1365663438454857728

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                  Seems Dale is very touchy. He always had wild eyes though

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                    god i was so disappointed when i read this story. Steyn is one of my all time favourite players. And this? This is fuuucking pathetic

                    yes Dale, you are woke as fuck. Look at you , standing up for the oppressed.

                    Jesus H Christ, Dale, get a fucking haircut, you look ridiculous.

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                      god i was so disappointed when i read this story. Steyn is one of my all time favourite players. And this? This is fuuucking pathetic

                      yes Dale, you are woke as fuck. Look at you , standing up for the oppressed.

                      Jesus H Christ, Dale, get a fucking haircut, you look ridiculous.

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                      @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                      god i was so disappointed when i read this story. Steyn is one of my all time favourite players. And this? This is fuuucking pathetic

                      yes Dale, you are woke as fuck. Look at you , standing up for the oppressed.

                      Jesus H Christ, Dale, get a fucking haircut, you look ridiculous.

                      Serious question .... what is woke about a joke about long hair???

                      I cannot see a single thing wrong, from any point of view, with what Doull said! Agree it’s disappointing, Steyn is a dead set legend.

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                        @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                        god i was so disappointed when i read this story. Steyn is one of my all time favourite players. And this? This is fuuucking pathetic

                        yes Dale, you are woke as fuck. Look at you , standing up for the oppressed.

                        Jesus H Christ, Dale, get a fucking haircut, you look ridiculous.

                        Serious question .... what is woke about a joke about long hair???

                        I cannot see a single thing wrong, from any point of view, with what Doull said! Agree it’s disappointing, Steyn is a dead set legend.

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                        @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                        @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                        god i was so disappointed when i read this story. Steyn is one of my all time favourite players. And this? This is fuuucking pathetic

                        yes Dale, you are woke as fuck. Look at you , standing up for the oppressed.

                        Jesus H Christ, Dale, get a fucking haircut, you look ridiculous.

                        Serious question .... what is woke about a joke about long hair???

                        I cannot see a single thing wrong, from any point of view, with what Doull said! Agree it’s disappointing, Steyn is a dead set legend.

                        no, nothing, nothing at all. But a joke about long hair turned in to Dale lumping himself in with those suffering homophobia, racism and any other form of modern oppression you care to name.

                        It was a inoffensive as a throwaway line can be.

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                          @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                          @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                          god i was so disappointed when i read this story. Steyn is one of my all time favourite players. And this? This is fuuucking pathetic

                          yes Dale, you are woke as fuck. Look at you , standing up for the oppressed.

                          Jesus H Christ, Dale, get a fucking haircut, you look ridiculous.

                          Serious question .... what is woke about a joke about long hair???

                          I cannot see a single thing wrong, from any point of view, with what Doull said! Agree it’s disappointing, Steyn is a dead set legend.

                          no, nothing, nothing at all. But a joke about long hair turned in to Dale lumping himself in with those suffering homophobia, racism and any other form of modern oppression you care to name.

                          It was a inoffensive as a throwaway line can be.

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                          @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                          @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                          @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                          god i was so disappointed when i read this story. Steyn is one of my all time favourite players. And this? This is fuuucking pathetic

                          yes Dale, you are woke as fuck. Look at you , standing up for the oppressed.

                          Jesus H Christ, Dale, get a fucking haircut, you look ridiculous.

                          Serious question .... what is woke about a joke about long hair???

                          I cannot see a single thing wrong, from any point of view, with what Doull said! Agree it’s disappointing, Steyn is a dead set legend.

                          no, nothing, nothing at all. But a joke about long hair turned in to Dale lumping himself in with those suffering homophobia, racism and any other form of modern oppression you care to name.

                          It was a inoffensive as a throwaway line can be.

                          Clearly knows nothing about a mid life crisis either ... not even close to an insult

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                          • MajorPomM MajorPom

                            Starting this off in the sports forum as it'd be good to keep it on topic related only to sporting things and I think it's a good idea ...

                            Anyway, to start it off - Dale Steyn. It seems that resident commentator Simon Doull noted that he'd grown his hair out and called it a mid life crisis hairstyle ... Steyn has responded with the below rant. Doull has not responded (publicly at least).

                            Is there something I've missed? Is hairlength-ism some sort of bigoted thing in SA that cannot be joked about? Or is this just an epic sense of humour failure?

                            https://twitter.com/DaleSteyn62/status/1365663438454857728

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                            @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                            Starting this off in the sports forum as it'd be good to keep it on topic related only to sporting things and I think it's a good idea ...

                            Anyway, to start it off - Dale Steyn. It seems that resident commentator Simon Doull noted that he'd grown his hair out and called it a mid life crisis hairstyle ... Steyn has responded with the below rant. Doull has not responded (publicly at least).

                            Is there something I've missed? Is hairlength-ism some sort of bigoted thing in SA that cannot be joked about? Or is this just an epic sense of humour failure?

                            I'll take this seriously when I see the armbands being rolled out

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                              It’s a wonder Steyn survived as long as he did in the game and compiled the ( extremely impressive ) record that he did if he is this much of a crybaby.

                              They say you should never meet your heroes....perhaps that needs to extend to never reading their tweets as well.

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                                It’s a wonder Steyn survived as long as he did in the game and compiled the ( extremely impressive ) record that he did if he is this much of a crybaby.

                                They say you should never meet your heroes....perhaps that needs to extend to never reading their tweets as well.

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                                @mn5 said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                It’s a wonder Steyn survived as long as he did in the game and compiled the ( extremely impressive ) record that he did if he is this much of a crybaby.

                                They say you should never meet your heroes....perhaps that needs to extend to never reading their tweets as well.

                                i honestly don't remember hearing much from him at all over his career? Just seemed like a silent killer

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                                  @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                  Starting this off in the sports forum as it'd be good to keep it on topic related only to sporting things and I think it's a good idea ...

                                  Anyway, to start it off - Dale Steyn. It seems that resident commentator Simon Doull noted that he'd grown his hair out and called it a mid life crisis hairstyle ... Steyn has responded with the below rant. Doull has not responded (publicly at least).

                                  Is there something I've missed? Is hairlength-ism some sort of bigoted thing in SA that cannot be joked about? Or is this just an epic sense of humour failure?

                                  I'll take this seriously when I see the armbands being rolled out

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                                  @marty said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                  @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                  Starting this off in the sports forum as it'd be good to keep it on topic related only to sporting things and I think it's a good idea ...

                                  Anyway, to start it off - Dale Steyn. It seems that resident commentator Simon Doull noted that he'd grown his hair out and called it a mid life crisis hairstyle ... Steyn has responded with the below rant. Doull has not responded (publicly at least).

                                  Is there something I've missed? Is hairlength-ism some sort of bigoted thing in SA that cannot be joked about? Or is this just an epic sense of humour failure?

                                  I'll take this seriously when I see the armbands being rolled out

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                                    @mn5 said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                    It’s a wonder Steyn survived as long as he did in the game and compiled the ( extremely impressive ) record that he did if he is this much of a crybaby.

                                    They say you should never meet your heroes....perhaps that needs to extend to never reading their tweets as well.

                                    i honestly don't remember hearing much from him at all over his career? Just seemed like a silent killer

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                                    @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                    @mn5 said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                    It’s a wonder Steyn survived as long as he did in the game and compiled the ( extremely impressive ) record that he did if he is this much of a crybaby.

                                    They say you should never meet your heroes....perhaps that needs to extend to never reading their tweets as well.

                                    i honestly don't remember hearing much from him at all over his career? Just seemed like a silent killer

                                    Well I think any number of batsmen have a bit of ammo should they feel the need to engage in a few verbals.....

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                                      @marty said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                      @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                      Starting this off in the sports forum as it'd be good to keep it on topic related only to sporting things and I think it's a good idea ...

                                      Anyway, to start it off - Dale Steyn. It seems that resident commentator Simon Doull noted that he'd grown his hair out and called it a mid life crisis hairstyle ... Steyn has responded with the below rant. Doull has not responded (publicly at least).

                                      Is there something I've missed? Is hairlength-ism some sort of bigoted thing in SA that cannot be joked about? Or is this just an epic sense of humour failure?

                                      I'll take this seriously when I see the armbands being rolled out

                                      justiceforshithaircuts

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                                      @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                      @marty said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                      @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                      Starting this off in the sports forum as it'd be good to keep it on topic related only to sporting things and I think it's a good idea ...

                                      Anyway, to start it off - Dale Steyn. It seems that resident commentator Simon Doull noted that he'd grown his hair out and called it a mid life crisis hairstyle ... Steyn has responded with the below rant. Doull has not responded (publicly at least).

                                      Is there something I've missed? Is hairlength-ism some sort of bigoted thing in SA that cannot be joked about? Or is this just an epic sense of humour failure?

                                      I'll take this seriously when I see the armbands being rolled out

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                                      I mean, if you need a mascot for the group. Hi.

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                                        @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                        @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                        god i was so disappointed when i read this story. Steyn is one of my all time favourite players. And this? This is fuuucking pathetic

                                        yes Dale, you are woke as fuck. Look at you , standing up for the oppressed.

                                        Jesus H Christ, Dale, get a fucking haircut, you look ridiculous.

                                        Serious question .... what is woke about a joke about long hair???

                                        I cannot see a single thing wrong, from any point of view, with what Doull said! Agree it’s disappointing, Steyn is a dead set legend.

                                        no, nothing, nothing at all. But a joke about long hair turned in to Dale lumping himself in with those suffering homophobia, racism and any other form of modern oppression you care to name.

                                        It was a inoffensive as a throwaway line can be.

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                                        @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                        @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                        @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                        god i was so disappointed when i read this story. Steyn is one of my all time favourite players. And this? This is fuuucking pathetic

                                        yes Dale, you are woke as fuck. Look at you , standing up for the oppressed.

                                        Jesus H Christ, Dale, get a fucking haircut, you look ridiculous.

                                        Serious question .... what is woke about a joke about long hair???

                                        I cannot see a single thing wrong, from any point of view, with what Doull said! Agree it’s disappointing, Steyn is a dead set legend.

                                        no, nothing, nothing at all. But a joke about long hair turned in to Dale lumping himself in with those suffering homophobia, racism and any other form of modern oppression you care to name.

                                        It was a inoffensive as a throwaway line can be.

                                        You're clearly ageist.

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                                          @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                          @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                          @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                          god i was so disappointed when i read this story. Steyn is one of my all time favourite players. And this? This is fuuucking pathetic

                                          yes Dale, you are woke as fuck. Look at you , standing up for the oppressed.

                                          Jesus H Christ, Dale, get a fucking haircut, you look ridiculous.

                                          Serious question .... what is woke about a joke about long hair???

                                          I cannot see a single thing wrong, from any point of view, with what Doull said! Agree it’s disappointing, Steyn is a dead set legend.

                                          no, nothing, nothing at all. But a joke about long hair turned in to Dale lumping himself in with those suffering homophobia, racism and any other form of modern oppression you care to name.

                                          It was a inoffensive as a throwaway line can be.

                                          You're clearly ageist.

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                                          @booboo said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                          @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                          @majorrage said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                          @mariner4life said in Sport Sense of Humour Failures:

                                          god i was so disappointed when i read this story. Steyn is one of my all time favourite players. And this? This is fuuucking pathetic

                                          yes Dale, you are woke as fuck. Look at you , standing up for the oppressed.

                                          Jesus H Christ, Dale, get a fucking haircut, you look ridiculous.

                                          Serious question .... what is woke about a joke about long hair???

                                          I cannot see a single thing wrong, from any point of view, with what Doull said! Agree it’s disappointing, Steyn is a dead set legend.

                                          no, nothing, nothing at all. But a joke about long hair turned in to Dale lumping himself in with those suffering homophobia, racism and any other form of modern oppression you care to name.

                                          It was a inoffensive as a throwaway line can be.

                                          You're clearly ageist.

                                          Sorry: 'your'.

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