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  • ACT CrusaderA Offline
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    #296

    Congrats to Osaka and Joker on their wins.

    Love Osaka’s unassuming and humble manner and yet a real fighter on the court.

    US Today program rarely offers up anything worth watching but thought they dealt with okay.

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    • No QuarterN No Quarter

      https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1039297468444422150?s=19

      I hope they do. How can you umpire a match when you know your name will get dragged through the mud by insane lefties if you enforce the rules? They don't get paid nearly enough for that.

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      #297

      @no-quarter God I hope the umps have the balls.

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      • SiamS Siam

        @no-quarter God I hope the umps have the balls.

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        #298

        @siam said in Tennis:

        @no-quarter God I hope the umps have the balls.

        The headline of the article is misleading. Players throwing tantys on the court is nothing new, but in this instance the umpires feel like Ramos has been thrown to the wolves by the USTA for simply doing his job.

        This is what they are talking about:

        https://www.google.co.nz/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/serena-williams-us-open-loss-usta-ceo-katrina-adams-men-women-held-to-different-standards/

        Absolutely ridiculous.

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        • BovidaeB Offline
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          #299

          I was thinking the same thing and hoping that the umpires show some solidarity, even if it means going on strike in an upcoming event. Happy to see that the ITF is sticking up for Ramos.

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          • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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            #300

            Thankfully the cartoonist and his paper aren't backing down on this. The cartoon was front page of the paper with a heap of other cartoons showing these fucking idiots what satire looks like.

            https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/herald-sun-backs-mark-knights-cartoon-on-serena-williams/news-story/30c877e3937a510d64609d89ac521d9f

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            • SammyCS Offline
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              #301

              Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

              Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

              I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

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              • SammyCS SammyC

                Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

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                @sammyc When I was at school some PE teachers were playing a game of tennis and one of them was losing the plot, blaming the balls and whatnot. In the end I asked him if he was simply a bit shit at the game.

                Perhaps he was just your typical hack.

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                • SammyCS SammyC

                  Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                  Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                  I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

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                  #303

                  @sammyc said in Tennis:

                  Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                  Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                  I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                  Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                  I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                  Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                  We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

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                  • Baron Silas GreenbackB Baron Silas Greenback

                    @sammyc said in Tennis:

                    Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                    Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                    I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                    Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                    I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                    Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                    We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                    SammyCS Offline
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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #304

                    @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                    @sammyc said in Tennis:

                    Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                    Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                    I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                    Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                    I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                    Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                    We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                    That's good to hear.

                    It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                    This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                    I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

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                    • SammyCS SammyC

                      @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                      @sammyc said in Tennis:

                      Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                      Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                      I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                      Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                      I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                      Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                      We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                      That's good to hear.

                      It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                      This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                      I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                      Baron Silas GreenbackB Offline
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                      Baron Silas Greenback
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                      #305

                      @sammyc said in Tennis:

                      @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                      @sammyc said in Tennis:

                      Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                      Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                      I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                      Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                      I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                      Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                      We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                      That's good to hear.

                      It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                      This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                      I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                      Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                      I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

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                      • Baron Silas GreenbackB Baron Silas Greenback

                        @sammyc said in Tennis:

                        @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                        @sammyc said in Tennis:

                        Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                        Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                        I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                        Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                        I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                        Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                        We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                        That's good to hear.

                        It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                        This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                        I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                        Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                        I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

                        SammyCS Offline
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                        wrote on last edited by
                        #306

                        @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                        @sammyc said in Tennis:

                        @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                        @sammyc said in Tennis:

                        Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                        Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                        I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                        Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                        I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                        Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                        We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                        That's good to hear.

                        It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                        This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                        I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                        Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                        I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

                        hahahaha, you've hit the nail on the head there.

                        Dressed head to to toe in new Nike tennis gear, rock up with a massive gear bag full of racquets, sweat bands, 6 drink bottles. Stop for a 5 minute drink every change of ends.

                        Yet can't hit top spin backhand, or a second serve to save themselves.

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                        • SammyCS SammyC

                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                          @sammyc said in Tennis:

                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                          @sammyc said in Tennis:

                          Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                          Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                          I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                          Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                          I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                          Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                          We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                          That's good to hear.

                          It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                          This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                          I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                          Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                          I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

                          hahahaha, you've hit the nail on the head there.

                          Dressed head to to toe in new Nike tennis gear, rock up with a massive gear bag full of racquets, sweat bands, 6 drink bottles. Stop for a 5 minute drink every change of ends.

                          Yet can't hit top spin backhand, or a second serve to save themselves.

                          HoorooH Offline
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                          Hooroo
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #307

                          @sammyc said in Tennis:

                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                          @sammyc said in Tennis:

                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                          @sammyc said in Tennis:

                          Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                          Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                          I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                          Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                          I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                          Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                          We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                          That's good to hear.

                          It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                          This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                          I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                          Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                          I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

                          Yet can't hit top spin backhand, or a second serve to save themselves.

                          Sorry? You mentioned me?

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                          • Baron Silas GreenbackB Baron Silas Greenback

                            @sammyc said in Tennis:

                            @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                            @sammyc said in Tennis:

                            Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                            Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                            I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                            Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                            I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                            Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                            We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                            That's good to hear.

                            It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                            This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                            I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                            Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                            I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

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                            mariner4life
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #308

                            @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                            smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth

                            fuck this is me. In every sport. ever.

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                            • SammyCS SammyC

                              @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                              @sammyc said in Tennis:

                              @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                              @sammyc said in Tennis:

                              Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                              Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                              I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                              Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                              I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                              Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                              We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                              That's good to hear.

                              It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                              This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                              I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                              Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                              I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

                              hahahaha, you've hit the nail on the head there.

                              Dressed head to to toe in new Nike tennis gear, rock up with a massive gear bag full of racquets, sweat bands, 6 drink bottles. Stop for a 5 minute drink every change of ends.

                              Yet can't hit top spin backhand, or a second serve to save themselves.

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                              Baron Silas Greenback
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #309

                              @sammyc said in Tennis:

                              @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                              @sammyc said in Tennis:

                              @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                              @sammyc said in Tennis:

                              Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                              Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                              I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                              Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                              I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                              Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                              We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                              That's good to hear.

                              It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                              This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                              I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                              Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                              I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

                              hahahaha, you've hit the nail on the head there.

                              Dressed head to to toe in new Nike tennis gear, rock up with a massive gear bag full of racquets, sweat bands, 6 drink bottles. Stop for a 5 minute drink every change of ends.

                              Yet can't hit top spin backhand, or a second serve to save themselves.

                              My kids play tennis, and with both of them my goal is not Nationals or trophies.. it is getting them to a point that when they come back to the sport as an adult, they dont have to play with the spastic giraffes in headbands.

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                                @rocky-rockbottom said in Tennis:

                                i thought I was pretty good at tennis but have to say, having a hit with a top player is just about the most humbling intimidating thing in my sports expericne. at least in rugby if its going pear shaped you can bash the shit out of someone to feel like youre contributing. Trying to return a gun serve, wft, you have time to bring your racket back and that's about it. It's gone. Clang, chainlink fence. And if he doesnt hit it right to you, in your backhand/forehand wheelhouse? More clang, more fence.

                                I used to think I as a gun at table tennis until I played someone that was a former pro. I couldn't even hit the fucking ball let alone return anything. Most demoralising experience of my life.

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                                  @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                  @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                                  @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                  @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                                  @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                  Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                                  Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                                  I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                                  Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                                  I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                                  Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                                  We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                                  That's good to hear.

                                  It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                                  This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                                  I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                                  Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                                  I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

                                  Yet can't hit top spin backhand, or a second serve to save themselves.

                                  Sorry? You mentioned me?

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                                  @hooroo said in Tennis:

                                  @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                  @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                                  @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                  @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                                  @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                  Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                                  Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                                  I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                                  Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                                  I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                                  Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                                  We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                                  That's good to hear.

                                  It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                                  This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                                  I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                                  Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                                  I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

                                  Yet can't hit top spin backhand, or a second serve to save themselves.

                                  Sorry? You mentioned me?

                                  On a weekend away I once played tennis with some female friends from uni who were club players. A lob went up and I stood under its path, swung my racquet to smash it over the net and completely missed the ball. I promptly walked off the court, grabbed another drink and watched them play.

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                                    You can understand why people lose their rag playing tennis, you spend the whole time chasing this stupid fucking ball around. The other guy has the ability to make you look stupid and you would think it would be easy to hit it back over the fucking net..

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                                      antipodean
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                                      It's the same as squash. The first few months I played I was exhausted, until I learnt to dictate the T. You're constantly sprinting while the other person has to take two steps to everything.

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                                        Tennis is so easy, you hit the ball where you want, problem is the equipment isnt as good as I am so it isnt able to keep up with my speed so when I hit it to the back corner, it ends up in the net or long, or wide or straight up.

                                        Looks out Roger once they finally develop equipment good enough to handle my superior skills!

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                                          @hooroo said in Tennis:

                                          @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                                          @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                                          @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                          Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                                          Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                                          I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                                          Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                                          I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                                          Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                                          We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                                          That's good to hear.

                                          It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                                          This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                                          I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                                          Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                                          I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

                                          Yet can't hit top spin backhand, or a second serve to save themselves.

                                          Sorry? You mentioned me?

                                          On a weekend away I once played tennis with some female friends from uni who were club players. A lob went up and I stood under its path, swung my racquet to smash it over the net and completely missed the ball. I promptly walked off the court, grabbed another drink and watched them play.

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                                          @antipodean said in Tennis:

                                          @hooroo said in Tennis:

                                          @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                                          @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                          @baron-silas-greenback said in Tennis:

                                          @sammyc said in Tennis:

                                          Anyone that’s played competitive tennis (particularly at junior level) will recognise Serena’s behaviour as pretty standard. There’s no other sport like it in my experience.

                                          Bad behaviour is part of the sport.

                                          I’ve recently got back into playing tennis at a reasonable level, I had forgotten how acceptable it is to blatantly cheat on line calls etc. you’d think by age 30-40 that players have matured a bit, unfortunately not.

                                          Must be your area. It is bloody good in our region. I can count on one hand how many times someone has blatantly cheated in the last 10 years.
                                          I think it helps that we have a Friday night comp, so everyone shares a beer with the other team after the match, and the guy that caused shit.. usually ends up feeling really awkward. And over time all the guys know each other and the dickheads are soon sorted out.
                                          Not doubting what you are saying for your experience though, I can totally believe it.
                                          We make all our promising juniors play at least 2 years in senior mens teams so they learn to control the tantrums. Works incredibly well.

                                          That's good to hear.

                                          It definitely wasn't like that when I was a junior playing with the senior men.

                                          This year will be my first year of interclub in around 20 years. I'm in a grade where I'll end up playing a lot of the promising juniors.
                                          I am interested to see if it's changed at all, having played corporate (social) tennis this year I'm shocked at the consistently terrible line calls made in almost every game.

                                          Ahh I see. That explains a lot, bloody social comps always have a large smattering of players whose intensity levels are off the fricking chart compared to the level of their ability. They would have to be the most annoying players. The usually play like a spastic giraffe on meth. I swear some of those sweat band wearing buffoons actually think they are playing Wimbledon and that this is truly life or death.. fuckwits. But usually there is a sweet spot of tennis level where the spastic giraffes cannot play and you go back to playing with decent players who just want to have fun and play some good competitive (in the right way) tennis.
                                          I can almost guarantee you will enjoy interclub a fuck ton more than that social comp bullshit.

                                          Yet can't hit top spin backhand, or a second serve to save themselves.

                                          Sorry? You mentioned me?

                                          On a weekend away I once played tennis with some female friends from uni who were club players. A lob went up and I stood under its path, swung my racquet to smash it over the net and completely missed the ball. I promptly walked off the court, grabbed another drink and watched them play.

                                          🙂

                                          Pretty much in any sport, extended time under a high ball is never a fun thing

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