Bad/Lame Jokes

[RoninWC]

[Higgins]

@RoninWC I didn't know things had got that desperate in drought ravaged outback Australia.

[broughie]

@Machpants or good staying power?

[get stuffed]

@RoninWC said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Ripper

[get stuffed]

Did you hear the joke about the robot ? ...he pulled himself to pieces & shot his bolt.

[Frank]

Might have posted this b4 - (saw it in a movie)

Why does Noddy wear a blue (thanks Catogrande) hat with a golden bell on the end of it?

Because he's a c-unt

[Frank]

Why are so many French roads tree-lined?

So the German army can march in the shade.

[Catogrande]

@Frank said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Might have posted this b4 - (saw it in a movie)

Why does Noddy wear a green hat with a golden bell on the end of it?

Because he's a c-unt

Fake news. Noddy wears a blue hat. He is a fluffybunny though.

[Rancid Schnitzel]

Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?

The second hand store.

[MN5]

@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?

The second hand store.

Usually I have your back on here but even I have my limits.

[Victor Meldrew]

Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

[Rancid Schnitzel]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?

The second hand store.

Usually I have your back on here but even I have my limits.

It's supposed to be bad/lame. It's a dads joke for the ages.

[MN5]

@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?

The second hand store.

Usually I have your back on here but even I have my limits.

It's supposed to be bad/lame. It's a dads joke for the ages.

I can’t fault that logic

[MN5]

[Catogrande]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.

I am also reminded of telling a lame joke where I was rudely interrupted. The said joke was “what is brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnng!” This bloody Karen shouted out the punchline before I’d even finished the joke so I countered with:

What’s brown and sounds like a fluffybunny?

A brown fluffybunny.

Not very funny but it did shut her up.

[Bones]

@Catogrande it might have been the white pointy hat which shut her up

[Catogrande]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande it might have been the white pointy hat which shut her up

Are you accusing me of being KKK? Well at least they made the trains run on time. Wait no. That was another of my heroes.

[Bones]

@Catogrande I'm assuming she was brown

[Catogrande]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande I'm assuming she was brown

She was certainly a fluffybunny

[MN5]

What key does R Kelly write his music in ?

A minor.