Bad/Lame Jokes
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Q: What do you call a mean, angry, man-eating tiger with no legs
A: Anything you like - it can't catch you.
Boom-tish
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My wife asked if I’d like eggs and bacon for breakfast and I said “no thanks I don’t seem to be very hungry. I think it’s all this viagra” At lunchtime she asked if I’d like some nice homemade soup and some crusty bread. I said “no thanks my appetite has gone. I’m sure it’s the viagra I’m taking”. At dinner time she asked if I’d like a juicy rib eye steak with chips and a glass of red wine. I said “no thanks, this viagra is killing my appetite “.
She said “well would you mind letting me up, I’m fucking starving”.
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I had a pet snail but he was so slow. I thought I’d remove his shell to see if it made him any faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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My 4 year olds favourite joke which he tells a few times a day: Do you want to hear my joke about pizza? Don't worry it's too cheesy..
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I used to be really into mobile farm machinery but not anymore. I’m an ex tractor fan.
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@Catogrande nice, nice
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A German man is travelling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.
The Polish Security Officer asks "Where are you travelling from?"
The German man says "Berlin."
The Polish Security Officer asks "Occupation?"
The German man says "No, just visiting."
