Bad/Lame Jokes

[Catogrande]

I had a pet snail but he was so slow. I thought I’d remove his shell to see if it made him any faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.

[No Quarter]

My 4 year olds favourite joke which he tells a few times a day: Do you want to hear my joke about pizza? Don't worry it's too cheesy..

[RoninWC]

[Victor Meldrew]

[nostrildamus]

@RoninWC said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Terrible! That's a slow Beorn.

[Crucial]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[canefan]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

*Leek

[MN5]

3,027 years from today, life with either be really good, or really bad. It's 5050

[voodoo]

2 wind turbines were chatting

Turbine 1 says “so, what sort of music are you into?”

Turbine 2 replies “well, I’m a big metal fan”

[Catogrande]

@voodoo

I used to be really into mobile farm machinery but not anymore. I’m an ex tractor fan.

[voodoo]

@Catogrande nice, nice

[antipodean]

A German man is travelling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.

The Polish Security Officer asks "Where are you travelling from?"

The German man says "Berlin."

The Polish Security Officer asks "Occupation?"

The German man says "No, just visiting."

[Bones]

[MN5]

[MN5]

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[MN5]

[MN5]