Bad/Lame Jokes

[MN5]

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[MN5]

[MajorRage]

What movie is that?

[Bones]

@MajorRage I always thought it was the walking dead tv series, but having never watched it I have zero idea. Lines up with the walker gags though.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MajorRage I always thought it was the walking dead tv series, but having never watched it I have zero idea. Lines up with the walker gags though.

It is the walking dead series.

As far as I remember Rick never told any shit jokes so not sure how this became a meme.

[Crucial]

If you have to explain a joke.....

[Stockcar86]

[Frank]

From a TV show -

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

[Catogrande]

@Frank

Well in that case…

Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

[MN5]

[RoninWC]

[Victor Meldrew]

[scribe]

“Help, quick, my mate has a Quality Street chocolate stuck in his windpipe."

"The purple one?"

"Yes, that's him."

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[antipodean]

What's infinity plus infinity? Two infinity and beyond!

[Catogrande]

@antipodean said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

What's infinity plus infinity? Two infinity and beyond!

We have a winner. Or should that be loser?

[Bones]