Bad/Lame Jokes
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One for the Brits and the UK ferners:
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Biggish.
Biggish who?
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@Victor-Meldrew This is good fodder for my kids.
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@broughie said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Victor-Meldrew This is good fodder for my kids.
I didn't know it is recommended to feed guys lying on your doorstep to your kids, but I guess it is teaching a form of recycling.
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Q: What's French for dentures?
A: Aperitif
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Janet Street-Porter goes into a bar. "I'll have a small gin & tonic please"
"Wouldn't you like a large aperitif"?
Silence.
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Janet Street Porter is a cool band name tho
Yeah, trust those Welsh guys to get it wrong though eh?
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Janet Street Porter is a cool band name tho
Yeah, trust those Welsh guys to get it wrong though eh?
Intolerable.
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Just heard on TV. I'll stick it here...
Masterchef Contestant: "I'm going to cook a Hungarian schnitzel"
Masterchef compere: "What type of schnitzel? "
Contestant: "Hungarian"
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