Bad/Lame Jokes

[MN5]

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[Bones]

[Nevorian]

What is E.T short for?

Because his legs aren’t very long

[Victor Meldrew]

[broughie]

@Victor-Meldrew This is good fodder for my kids.

[nostrildamus]

@broughie said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Victor-Meldrew This is good fodder for my kids.

I didn't know it is recommended to feed guys lying on your doorstep to your kids, but I guess it is teaching a form of recycling.

[MN5]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

Q: What's French for dentures?

A: Aperitif

[Catogrande]

@Victor-Meldrew

Janet Street-Porter goes into a bar. "I'll have a small gin & tonic please"

"Wouldn't you like a large aperitif"?

Silence.

[Bones]

Janet Street Porter is a cool band name tho

[Catogrande]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Janet Street Porter is a cool band name tho

Yeah, trust those Welsh guys to get it wrong though eh?

[Bones]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Janet Street Porter is a cool band name tho

Yeah, trust those Welsh guys to get it wrong though eh?

Intolerable.

[Victor Meldrew]

Just heard on TV. I'll stick it here...

Masterchef Contestant: "I'm going to cook a Hungarian schnitzel"

Masterchef compere: "What type of schnitzel? "

Contestant: "Hungarian"

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[Bones]

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