Bad/Lame Jokes

[Catogrande]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Janet Street Porter is a cool band name tho

Yeah, trust those Welsh guys to get it wrong though eh?

[Bones]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Janet Street Porter is a cool band name tho

Yeah, trust those Welsh guys to get it wrong though eh?

Intolerable.

[Victor Meldrew]

Just heard on TV. I'll stick it here...

Masterchef Contestant: "I'm going to cook a Hungarian schnitzel"

Masterchef compere: "What type of schnitzel? "

Contestant: "Hungarian"

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

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[Stockcar86]

[MiketheSnow]

Brilliant

[Crazy Horse]

@Stockcar86 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I should have paid attention in science. That took me about 10 seconds longer than it should have.

[MN5]

[Machpants]

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[Bones]

@Machpants of all the things to get banned for

[MN5]

Just had a Russian Uber Driver I can strongly recommend….His name is Picup Andropov.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[BerniesCorner]

Patient: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis
Therapist: How bad is it?
Patient: It comes in waves

[Bones]

[Windows97]

I was robbed by 6 dwarves today, not happy.