Bad/Lame Jokes

[Machpants]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

[Windows97]

I met a magical genie that could grant me one wish. I said "All I want to be is happy".

Now I live in a cottage with 6 dwarfs and work in a mine...

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

Unravel - some other French composer

[nostrildamus]

What was the name of that famous Russian composer who left music to work as a barista?
Chai, obviously.

[MiketheSnow]

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[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

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[dogmeat]

I always pictured @snowy as taller and wearing something to hide the stains from his hobby

[Bones]

@dogmeat said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I always pictured @snowy as taller and wearing something to hide the stains from his hobby

It was pure white (and I reckon it has the glare nailed).

[Snowy]

@dogmeat said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I always pictured @snowy as taller and wearing something to hide the stains from his hobby

I am taller and luminol is my kryptonite. It pays to clean up rather than cover up.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

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[Bones]

No wind, rain or snow forecast for tomorrow.

The Met Office has advised everyone to make unnecessary journeys.

[Victor Meldrew]