Bad/Lame Jokes

[Bones]

[MiketheSnow]

[dogmeat]

I always pictured @snowy as taller and wearing something to hide the stains from his hobby

[Bones]

@dogmeat said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I always pictured @snowy as taller and wearing something to hide the stains from his hobby

It was pure white (and I reckon it has the glare nailed).

[Snowy]

@dogmeat said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I always pictured @snowy as taller and wearing something to hide the stains from his hobby

I am taller and luminol is my kryptonite. It pays to clean up rather than cover up.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

https://www.instagram.com/share/BAGiMGCvQp

[MiketheSnow]

[Bones]

No wind, rain or snow forecast for tomorrow.

The Met Office has advised everyone to make unnecessary journeys.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Catogrande]

My friend quit his job with BMW on the spot.

He gave no indication he was leaving.

[MiketheSnow]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

My friend quit his job with BMW on the spot.

He gave no indication he was leaving.

Brilliant

[Catogrande]

Hello and welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous.

I see a lot of new faces today.

[Catogrande]

I met this Jewish girl last night and she gave me her number.

I told her we use names these days.

Ok I’ll get my coat.

[Nevorian]

[Catogrande]

@Nevorian

Well that one certainly qualifies for the thread

[Nevorian]

[nostrildamus]

A Welshman walks into a baa.

[MN5]

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