Bad/Lame Jokes

Nevorian

Bones

There exists a quantity of artificial butter flavor beyond which people begin to believe it's not butter.

This is known as the margarine of error

Nevorian

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@Nevorian said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

That fell flat

Bones

I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.

Bones

Catogrande

Top tip:

Clear nail varnish makes an excellent substitute for Tippex when you haven’t made a mistake.

Bones

Bonesetta and I laugh at how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.

No Quarter

Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a herbefore.

MN5

@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a herbefore.

This could be the best joke I’ve ever seen on here. Outstanding

MN5

A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint.

Both crews have been marooned

Bones

My three favorite things are eating out my friends and not using commas.

Victor Meldrew

Bones

This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

Just a really bad spell of weather.

booboo

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

Just a really bad spell of weather.

Wether

Bones

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

Just a really bad spell of weather.

Wether

Don't see anything ovine related.

booboo

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

Just a really bad spell of weather.

Wether

Don't see anything ovine related.