Bad/Lame Jokes

[Virgil]

'suppose this belongs in here..

[MiketheSnow]

I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

[voodoo]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I have a Russian friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

It’s so bad

But it’s so good

But fuck it’s so bad

[nostrildamus]

@LABCAT said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I knew it was Bruce Lee but I still don't get it, can someone explain?

DrumatticLee

Like a thespian is a woman with a lisp and sensible shoes.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

[scribe]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

What a let down; left me completely flat. No stars.

[MiketheSnow]

It lifted my spirits and filled my heart with joy

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

Congratulations today to
Hugh Zappritti Boyden, on his new role as head of the National Parrot Owners Association

[scribe]

That joke is as dead as a Norwegian Blue.

[BerniesCorner]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Congratulations today to
Hugh Zappritti Boyden, on his new role as head of the National Parrot Owners Association

That tickled my feather.
Toucan play at that joke

[Catogrande]

Continuing the parrot theme:

2 Essex girls chatting one morning after a night out.

"My mouth tastes like the bottom of a birdcage"

"Well it should do, you had a cockatoo in it last night".

[MiketheSnow]

[No Quarter]

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

[Bones]

[No Quarter]

Apparently you can’t use “beefstew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

I had a big debate with a flat earther once. It got heated and he stormed off saying he’ll walk to the end of the world to prove me wrong.

He’ll come round eventually though.