Bad/Lame Jokes
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@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Does it look like Ikea?
Don't know about that but I would not be surprised if the first IKEA store opening in NZ will be called "Swede as".
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When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
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@Victor-Meldrew Faark - took me longer than it should have.
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@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Departs at 2.30
Tooth hurty
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@canefan said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@nostrildamus said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Departs at 2.30
Tooth hurty
I said that already
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My disabled girlfriend left me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Yeah. Guess who came crawling back.
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That has taken lame to a next level. Chapeau!
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Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye"
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”
Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: “How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”
