NZ v Australia Test #1
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<p>This from CricInfo</p>
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<p>Stay positive!!</p>
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<p>44/3 with Kane now gone too.</p>
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<p>The stage is yours, Brendon McCullum.</p>
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<p>You're like the fucking curse king!</p>
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<p>Do McCullum a favour and just stop referring to him in any way, hmm? ;)</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="No Quarter" data-cid="558125" data-time="1455229241"><p>OK yeah struggling to stay positive now...</p></blockquote>
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Easier to support the Warriors in the middle of a mid season slump then this at the moment -
<p>Lol 51/5, this is not going as planned.</p>
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<p>Fucking Aussie fluffybunnies.</p> -
<p>Absolute choke from the entire top order. </p>
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<p>Niccols goes to one he should of left.... obviously didn't learn anything at all from how he was dismissed last innings</p>
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<p>So far... Latham, Williamson and Niccols all out to balls that should not be played at on the first morning of a test match</p> -
<p>lucky no one has been talking smack about the Aussies this week!</p>
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<p>I can sense a Boult 9-51 to get us back in the game.</p>
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<p>Absolute choke from the entire top order. </p>
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<p>Niccols goes to one he should of left.... obviously didn't learn anything at all from how he was dismissed last innings</p>
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<p>So far... Latham, Williamson and Niccols all out to balls that should not be played at on the first morning of a test match</p>
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<p>Yep, I don't care if we score 20 runs in the first session. Just get to fucking lunch then start playing your shots. Grrr.</p> -
<p>I went to the supermarket and 4 fuckin' wickets had fallen in 20 mins!</p>
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<p>Let's hope it follows the same script as the last 2 tests at the Basin. NZ gets bowled out early and still wins. :think:</p>
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<p>Seriously, if you are going to prepare these types of pitches our batsmen better be able to score runs on them.</p> -
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<p>Seriously, if you are going to prepare these types of pitches our batsmen better be able to score runs on them.</p>
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<p>Or have a captain who can win tosses.</p>
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<p>lucky no one has been talking smack about the Aussies this week!</p>
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<p>I actually LOLd at that in the office. People be lookin at me funny-like.</p> -
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<p><img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ca6hbC-UcAUEcSl.jpg" alt="Ca6hbC-UcAUEcSl.jpg"></p>
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<p>A gold Cap and 100 bottles of wine. Nice touch. </p>
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<p>He's just posting this photo to try and make Richie jealous. What an absolute glory seeking cock.</p> -
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<p>Anil Kumbles 500 test wickets would beg to differ...</p>
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<p>Anyone looks tall standing next to Tendulkar and Dravid.</p>
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<p>Fuck you guys talk some shit.</p>
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<p>Back to the action at hand, well fuck me if this isn't a performance akin to 5-10 years ago. Time for the lower-middle order so show some serious mettle.</p> -
<p>yeah, nah, um this isn't looking flash. Missed the wickets - are we being bowled out by good balls or throwing wickets away??</p>
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<p>opens cricinfo excitedly, expectantly</p>
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<p>it's a mint day though!</p>
