NZ v Australia Test #1
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<p>I went to the supermarket and 4 fuckin' wickets had fallen in 20 mins!</p>
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<p>Let's hope it follows the same script as the last 2 tests at the Basin. NZ gets bowled out early and still wins. :think:</p>
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<p>Seriously, if you are going to prepare these types of pitches our batsmen better be able to score runs on them.</p> -
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<p>Seriously, if you are going to prepare these types of pitches our batsmen better be able to score runs on them.</p>
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<p>Or have a captain who can win tosses.</p>
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<p>lucky no one has been talking smack about the Aussies this week!</p>
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<p>I actually LOLd at that in the office. People be lookin at me funny-like.</p> -
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<p><img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ca6hbC-UcAUEcSl.jpg" alt="Ca6hbC-UcAUEcSl.jpg"></p>
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<p>A gold Cap and 100 bottles of wine. Nice touch. </p>
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<p>He's just posting this photo to try and make Richie jealous. What an absolute glory seeking cock.</p> -
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<p>Anil Kumbles 500 test wickets would beg to differ...</p>
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<p>Anyone looks tall standing next to Tendulkar and Dravid.</p>
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<p>Fuck you guys talk some shit.</p>
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<p>Back to the action at hand, well fuck me if this isn't a performance akin to 5-10 years ago. Time for the lower-middle order so show some serious mettle.</p> -
<p>yeah, nah, um this isn't looking flash. Missed the wickets - are we being bowled out by good balls or throwing wickets away??</p>
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<p>opens cricinfo excitedly, expectantly</p>
<p>looks at score. looks at score again</p>
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<p>it's a mint day though!</p>
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<p>it's a mint day though!</p>
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<p>Being stuck in an office watching us get pumped is the worst of both worlds!! fml</p> -
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<p>Not by Wellingtons usual high standards but it'll do I guess.</p>
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<p>I meant here!</p> -
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<p>I meant here!</p>
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<p>Who cares!!! :whistle:</p> -
<p>Fuck off - Wellington is a windy pile of wannabe-hipster home brewers. If there is sun and your shirt isn't flapping like a torn spinnaker, you feel you can get by.</p>
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<p>opens cricinfo excitedly, expectantly</p>
<p>looks at score. looks at score again</p>
<p>closes cricinfo, backs away from computer</p>
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<p>Here, try this:</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.cricket.com.au/video/peter-nevill-catch-williamson-siddle-hazlewood-mccullum-australia-new-zealand-first-test/2016-02-12?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nzvaus'>http://www.cricket.com.au/video/peter-nevill-catch-williamson-siddle-hazlewood-mccullum-australia-new-zealand-first-test/2016-02-12?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nzvaus</a></p>
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<p>Includes video of Nevill's catch - bloody good work. See THAT Wade? THAT is what we need.</p> -
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<p>Who cares!!! :whistle:</p>
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<p>me and Gunner for a start ;)</p>
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<p>Whats up with BJ & Anderson, they need to start hitting it over the fence, this aint how the BCs roll!</p> -
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<p>Fuck off - Wellington is a windy pile of wannabe-hipster home brewers. If there is sun and your shirt isn't flapping like a torn spinnaker, you feel you can get by.</p>
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<p>Here, try this:</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.cricket.com.au/video/peter-nevill-catch-williamson-siddle-hazlewood-mccullum-australia-new-zealand-first-test/2016-02-12?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nzvaus'>http://www.cricket.com.au/video/peter-nevill-catch-williamson-siddle-hazlewood-mccullum-australia-new-zealand-first-test/2016-02-12?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nzvaus</a></p>
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<p>Includes video of Nevill's catch - bloody good work. See THAT Wade? THAT is what we need.</p>
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<p>.....and yet you still chose to come here for a holiday you dickhead. What does that say about you ?</p> -
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<p>Beware an aussie team disappointed by a tough series loss. The score would indicate we are getting ripped a new arsehole. Mid lower order please stand up!!!</p>
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<p>Well, it indicates more than our bowlers can hold a line and length. Having seen video of the wickets, and a bit of cricinfo commentary, its clear we're not relying on the pitch over accuracy.</p>
