NZ v Australia Test #1

[NTA]

<p>At least Boult's arms will be warmed up by now.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Now its time for me to ignore the presence of cricket for the rest of the day's play. Laters!</p>

[Mokey]

<p>Anderson and Craig and Boult take a bow, but fuck me days the rest can give themselves an uppercut.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>What an absolutely woeful batting performance from players who actually ARE in form. (Yes, Hazlewood bowled well, but a few LEAVES and half those wickets wouldn't have happened.)</p>
<p> </p>
<p>There are a few players who better not drop any catches this afternoon.</p>

[Virgil]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="booboo" data-cid="558256" data-time="1455242116"><p>
So ... Australia trail by 183 currently ...</p></blockquote>
Steady on, let's not start celebrating a massive test win too soon...

[No Quarter]

<p>Looks like Southee has got Burns first over strangled down the leg side. Whoop whoop!!</p>

[MN5]

<p><u>Well that's a handy start</u></p>

[No Quarter]

<p>Time to give Khawaja a good wajjering.</p>

[Gunner]

<p>One could say we're ahead of the Aussies at this stage...</p>
<p> </p>
<p>We got to 17 before we lost our first wicket :whistle: .............</p>

[Donsteppa]

<p>Runs on the board...</p>

[Smudge]

<p>That helps... </p>

[Donsteppa]

<p>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE</p>
<p> </p>
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<p>Southee to Warner, <span>OUT</span>, poor shot, very poor shot but that's his instinct. It was a tad short, it was miles wide and Warner went after it. No feet. flay of the hands, outside edge lands in Watling's gloves and the Basin is hooting and howling and wolf-whistling</p>
<p class="">DA Warner c †Watling b Southee 5 (7b 0x4 0x6) SR: 71.42</p>
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[taniwharugby]

<p>surely gotta be some bum chat out there?</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Bloody Southee, just there on reputation!</p>

[Donsteppa]

<p>Players think it's an ODI?</p>

[ACT Crusader]

<p>It's Australia's to lose and they are crumbling under the pressure :whistle:  :whistle:</p>

[Virgil]

Not there for his batting that's for sure

[taniwharugby]

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<p>Not there for his batting that's for sure</p>
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<p> </p>
<p>who was?</p>

[Gunner]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="558272" data-time="1455244047">
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<p>Bloody Southee, just there on reputation!</p>
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<p>Pretty lucky to be playing if you ask me...</p>

[taniwharugby]

<p>Usman must be bummed to see his openers gone....</p>

[Virgil]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="558276" data-time="1455244168"><p>who was?</p></blockquote>
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Davey Warner

[No Quarter]

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<p>Can just see DDD knocking most of these 140 runs off himself and Aussie ending up 150/0 at the end of the day</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Fuck, what a way to ruin a Friday.</p>
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<p> </p>
<p>If you can keep talking up their boys and I'll keep bagging ours then between us I think we got it covered.</p>

[Billy Tell]

<p>Ah, the dulcet tones of Grant Nisbett.  Man, I love rugby...</p>