NZ v Australia Test #1
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<p>you could try <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.theaccnz.com/'>Theacc....</a></p>
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<p>or just listen on the PC, which is working?</p>
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Not a single thing has gone right for us this test, from losing the toss, to poor shot selection in the top order, to drop catches, to dodgy umpiring. It's been a fucking disaster.
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<p>Jeez I love Usman Khawaja. Don't think I've seen such a dominant summer, he just never looks like getting out. And such a strong bottom hand...</p>
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<p>Not a single thing has gone right for us this test, from losing the toss, to poor shot selection in the top order, to drop catches, to dodgy umpiring. It's been a fucking disaster.</p>
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<p>Yeah - it's looking like an absolute shellacking. Oz already 55 ahead, still 7 wickets standing. They'd be a bit disappointed if they end up only leading by 250 on the first innings.</p> -
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you could try <a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.theaccnz.com/">Theacc....</a><br><br>
or just listen on the PC, which is working?<br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.iheart.com/live/Radio-Sport-6194/?autoplay=true">http://www.iheart.com/live/Radio-Sport-6194/?autoplay=true</a></p></blockquote>
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If i was insidde I'd watch on tele. But as we're doing shithouse I've banished myself to tbe garden in attempt toget a wicket...<br><br>
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<p>Jeez I love Usman Khawaja. Don't think I've seen such a dominant summer, he just never looks like getting out. And such a strong bottom hand...</p>
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<p>The Waj is in the form of his life, and nearly anyone else's while we're at it. This is his fourth first-innings century in a row, and his first overseas. Takes some doing.</p>
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<p>Need to bat to 550 (seems to be Smith's magic number) but we're yet to bowl an evening session at this point, so not sure what Smith will do there.</p> -
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<p>If i was insidde I'd watch on tele. But as we're doing shithouse I've banished myself to tbe garden in attempt toget a wicket...<br><br>
Might try acc but i can't stand That Guy.</p>
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<p>Whaaaaat da fuck ? he's a god damn bona fide comic genius !</p> -
You'd think they'd bat out to get a lead by 400+ and back themselves to bowl NZ out again tomorrow or early Monday
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<p>You'd think they'd bat out to get a lead by 400+ and back themselves to bowl NZ out again tomorrow or early Monday</p>
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<p>Having not seen the wicket perform this morning, I'm only going off what cricinfo are saying. And that sums up as "not much". Boult got a bit of swing, but our only noted swing bowler is Jackson Bird and he's having a 'mare.</p>
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<p>So putting NZ back in first thing tomorrow - who will have learned their lessons about chasing leather with bat AND ball - is asking for trouble.</p>
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<p>Bat today and most of tomorrow if possible. Put NZ in late on Day 3, for a short-sharp attack at the top order. Then use morning conditions on Day 4 to try and get into the middle before attrition takes care of the tail.</p> -
<p>The caps are gonna need to show more guts than Steve Hansen in a pair of speedos to get out of this. Some serious soul searching from the top order in particular. I did predict another umpiring controversy would dog the series, didn't predict it on fucken day one though! gutted for Bracewell, he's this generations Danny Morrison, bowls well, beats guys but has fuck all luck compared to others.</p>
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<p>Now 1000 Test runs for The Waj in his 14th match.</p>
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<p>And some stat about Voges - if he gets to 123 it'll be the most runs a batsman has scored between dismissals, beating Sachin. Unlikely :think:</p>
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<p>It's not a stat I'll be acknowledging, he already fucken got out late yesterday.</p> -
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<p>It's not a stat I'll be acknowledging, he already fucken got out late yesterday.</p>
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<p>I'll do a Virgil......."Wait til Super Rugby and Bledisloe start ya farkin aussie cuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnttttttt"</p> -
<p>and MArsh....</p>
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Illingworth tally: 87*
